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for you, i'd give my soul to keep by samoosifer for thewriterofperfectdisasters
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
22 Sep 2021
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“Wow.” Steve whistled. “You know a lot about flowers.”
Bucky looked up at him. “Steve, come on. I grow them at will with my emotions. Of course I know a lot about them. Don’t be a dick.”
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steve rogers, tragically emo past, lives in a forest on his own bc hes a dramatic fucker. he meets a mysterious man that is not all he seems. he escapes back home to stay with his mom but shit gets even weirder when he meets a holistic green witch who knows more than she is letting on. follow steve and bucky on their journey to try and be a normal fucking couple for once in their god damn lives.
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'both the last runners in the marathon but determined to at least beat each other au'
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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I am by samoosifer for thewriterofperfectdisasters
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
10 Feb 2017
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the 'i drunk called you asking for a ride and you actually came' au
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todd and dirk have a case at seaworld. they anger a security guard and some kinks come out in the bathroom.
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Finally. by samoosifer for thewriterofperfectdisasters
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
26 Dec 2016
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underneath the mistletoe
im bad at summaries. a late christmas fic for deeeee
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based on Wham!'s Last Christmas but with a twist. Enjoy.
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In which Steve is scared and Bucky helps him through.
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- Part 16 of The Crack!Fics
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crxk fic number..........m like 8 now i think????? Excluding the sobeg oned?? by samoosifer
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
30 Oct 2016
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i was more drunk than i thought and right before i went to bed i decided to take advantage and bang out a crack fic. unfortunately, although maybe not unfortunately, i was too lazy to do it on my laptop so the following has been copied and pasted from my texts to dee who witnessed it first hand. about two minutes after i finished writing it, i was shocked to find that i was naked???? it was a wild night ngl
enjoy one of my fave ever crack fics tbh
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- Part 15 of The Crack!Fics
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I Owe You by samoosifer for thewriterofperfectdisasters
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
20 Sep 2016
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It had all happened so fast. One minute Steve was mentally making a list of where he could apply for a new job. The next, he was half naked with Bucky leaving wet kisses down his neck.
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the "i saw you trying to hit the 'door close' button button in the elevator but i made it in and then i pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now we're stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and i dont know what to say other than you started it' au that no one asked for but ive fucking done it anyway
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As Bucky stood before Steve, wondering how the fuck he was going to explain what he'd done, he knew that he only had himself to blame. After all, it was his eyes that had read the letter. His fingers that had hand written a reply. His god damn money that had paid for the stamp, stuck it on the envelope and sent it off with no chance of ever getting it back.
No. This was all Bucky's fault and now he had to deal with the consequences; simultaneously breaking Steve's heart and his own.
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the 'you sent a love letter to my address but your ex doesnt live here anymore and i drunkenly replied and now youre asking to meet up again oh fuck AND you're the cute person that works at the bookshop around the corner and you come in to deposit cash at the bank that i work at and oh man you're cute. do i know you from somwhere?' au
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crrak fic like 10o noqw it thing by samoosifer for thewriterofperfectdisasters
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
14 Sep 2016
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i vaguely remember at the beginning spending like five minutes writing the first couple of lines bc i was trying really hard to write properly but i gave up very shortly. enjoy <3
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- Part 14 of The Crack!Fics
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You're Gonna Get Through This by samoosifer for thewriterofperfectdisasters
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
05 Aug 2016
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Bucky gets shot and Steve drops everything to try and save him.
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- Part 13 of The Crack!Fics
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um... yeah...
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- Part 12 of The Crack!Fics
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the highly anticipated sequel to 'the little steve that could'
"Absolutely amazing." -Barack Obama
"ngl its pretty good" - Dee
"wheres the sex?" - anonymous
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- Part 2 of The Blind Date
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the 'you walked into this restaurant and sat down at my table bc you thought i was your blind date and i kind of just went with it bc i didnt want to eat alone' au that no one asked for
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- Part 1 of The Blind Date
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thanks to uhtredthepagan for giving me the starting line. don't remember that tho hahaha.
please try and enjoy idk its pretty fucked?? cannot remember writing this for the life of me
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- Part 11 of The Crack!Fics
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“What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame, but something wild to run with.”
- Richard Brault->>Mickey Milkovich: Lincoln High's only math teacher, founder of the mathletes. Total babe.
>>Ian Gallagher: Lincoln High's only Health teacher, full time basketball coach, full time douchebag.
>>The two sculpted beauties must fight to the death over the schools funding almost every month for their own personal gain. But while dealing with troubles from the outside world, Ian and Mickey must put their petty feud on hold. Both eternally angry with each other, one fateful night the two must set aside their differences and work together to escape the nightmarish hell that is forced upon them. Will they make it? Only time will tell. -
lookm tehren stwo crack ficw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg hhhhhhhhhhh - the second fic of the one document by samoosifer
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
21 Mar 2016
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this is technically the first stucky fic ive ever written and posted (i have some other stuff written but it aint ready for the world and the world aint ready for it) it feels kinda fitting that my first is a crack!fic lmao. please enjoy friends.
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- Part 10 of The Crack!Fics
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lookm tehren stwo crack ficw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg hhhhhhhhhhh - bc i wrote two in one document lmao by samoosifer
Fandoms: Shameless (US)
21 Mar 2016
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so i was drunk and did a thing again please enjoy <3
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- Part 9 of The Crack!Fics