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(never got to be) wild like the horses by saprkatart
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Feb 2025
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That’s when the woman’s body language shifted. She stopped trembling, and he noticed that while there were only slight nerves in her smell.
“They bought it. Hello, sir Witcher.” There is a smile on her face, as she lifts the veil to uncover a pretty face, her dark eyes bearing into his soul.
Why wasn’t she scared?
Or: Duke Velen is dead, and his bride-to-be, Milena de Roggeven, is now to marry the Witcher who comes in his stead.
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It was the 5th of October when Sirius found a box. There was a roll of wrapping paper next to it and a caption written in bold letters. Open when you get it.
There were a bunch of letters inside, all in bright envelopes, captioned in familiar handwriting.
SIrius felt ready to cry. He didn’t though. He cried all his tears in the past week and didn’t think there were any left.
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Kinktober 2023 by saprkatart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Oct 2023
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Art gallery for Kinktober 2023!
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Art for The Goat Guy by SchrodingersHalfling
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Every year at the Alicante Fair, Asmodeus offers ever increasing amounts of livestock to Alec's parents so that Alec will marry his son.(or, Alec tells Max, Rafael and Madzie the story of how he and Magnus got together.)
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STN (Sexually Transmitted Nothing) by saprkatart
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Nov 2022
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“Don’t fuck with me, Jask. That’s not what happens when you get a Witcher lover. We don’t age, maybe even get younger, we heal better, we don’t fall ill. The mutagens in their seed or maybe something else, but they pass whatever it is to those who lay in bed with them regularly enough.”
“And I shared Geralt’s bed every night for the past three years and there is silver in my hair.” Honestly, that was just a hair or two, totally reasonable for someone past their mid twenties. For a human past their mid twenties, to be precise. For a human who doesn’t happen to have sex with a Witcher on a regular basis, which Jaskier doesn’t, not that it is a well known fact around the keep.
_____Witcher's seed makes those they choose to take to their beds long-lived and healthy. The thing is, Jaskier doesn't like sex, and no sex means he does grow old.
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Prompts week by saprkatart
Fandom: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Lore Olympus (Webcomic), Merlin (TV), Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Jul 2022
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I went away from home for a week and felt like having some writing fun, so I decided to have a one day one short fic kind of challenge. It didn't work out perfectly, but welp that's life
The fics are inspired by the prompts from @writing-prompt-s on Tumblr
Enjoy reading!
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Arthur Pendragon was ten years old when he first realized that he had never received a hug. He was fifteen years old when he noticed that even though he was training with the knights almost every day, he wasn’t one of the knights. He was twenty years old when his father decided that a scrawny boy with two left feet was to work as his personal servant. And although Merlin continued to cross every imaginable line between servant and prince, he never touched him.
Arthur Pendragon was twenty-five years old when he first got drunk enough to complain about it all.
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30 Nov 2025
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Simon ends up taking Jace on the date that was meant for Maia, and everything spirals from there.
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"You're going to regret this," Simon says firmly, standing up from the stool.
Jace snorts. "I'm sure I will. Something about you makes me think all your plans are terrible. Where are we going?"
"You'll see," Simon tells him, throwing him a glance over his shoulder as he walks towards the door.
The three hot fairies waiting for him call out his name, but Jace ignores them and follows after Simon without looking back.
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- Part 3 of Change One Thing
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07 Sep 2025
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to woo is to be wooed (a double-edged sword we didn't see) by sobsicles
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV)
03 Aug 2019
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“Okay,” Simon interrupts, waving his hands around wildly, “can we get back to the fact that Jace has never actually been courted before?”
Jace heaves a sigh, arms crossed as he leans back in his seat. “Why are you so fixated on this?”
“Because you're- well, you're you. How has no one ever tried to woo you before?” Simon blurts, eyebrows creasing in genuine confusion.
“Because they know better,” Jace replies simply.
Simon snaps his fingers. “That's it. From here on out, I'm wooing you. I'm going to get you to agree to one date with me after all the wooing, then this horrible travesty will have been worked out.”
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03 Sep 2025
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How to get a platonic fake-date in six easy steps by JoCeption
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
28 May 2022
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Grom season arrives at Hexside once more. While her sister is happy to enjoy her night with Raine, Lilith does not look forward to spending her last Grom alone. Luckily Darius finds himself in a similar predicament and the two agree that they might as well suffer through the social event of the season together.
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10 Jul 2025
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Raphael and Magnus make it a tradition to have breakfast together on wednesdays.
It's Raphael's preferred time to tell Magnus about his love life.
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14 Jun 2025