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Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bee by sarcasm_for_free for roqueamadi
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
15 Oct 2021
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Sherlock loved bees and knew everything he needed to know about them. Well, almost everything.
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Taurus Bulba is gone, Darkwing is dead, and Gosalyn is back at the orphanage, feeling like a sock. (Yes, a sock.)
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Just a Cut to the Left and Then a Boom to the Right by sarcasm_for_free
Fandoms: Megamind (2010)
04 Oct 2021
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Megamind could have forgiven this new wannabe villain a lot of things, even kidnapping Miss Ritchi while Metro Man was on holiday. But this? This he couldn’t let go. With the blood on her temple, the good Doctor had signed his own death warrant.
(But things happen, things change, and Megamind could end up needing some saving of his own.) -
I’m Just a Poor Boy, I Need No Sympathy by sarcasm_for_free
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Oct 2021
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Draco never expected to get special training from Aunt Bellatrix, nor that he’d come to hate his life so much.
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Let’s talk about sex, baby, let’s talk about you and me – or not by sarcasm_for_free
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
02 Oct 2021
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Sometimes Stolas wondered if it was more than a game, cat and mouse, hard to get, that led to his dear Blitzy saying all those inconsequential, unkind things about him having to shut up.
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Lannister's Lindy Hop by sarcasm_for_free
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
14 Aug 2018
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Soda Shop!AU in which Jaime Lannister fights over the rights to his shop, gets a new love, stays friends with his old one, and is, in general, getting comfortable with the new status quo.
Bronn/Jaime
Jaime&Brienne
Jaime/Brienne (past)
Jaime/Cersei (past)- Words:
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Summer before Severus and Lily's fifth year, humidity and the unspoken reign. For some reason Severus doesn't understand, Lily decides it's the perfect time to try having sex.
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14 Aug 2025
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As he was walking home from school, Ryoga suddenly felt something weighing him down.
“Get off my head, Saotome,” he growled.
“But it’s such a nice place to perch!” Ranma whined.
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22 Feb 2025
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Jenko's not smart. He knows he's not smart. But that doesn't stop him from putting two and two together.
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31 Dec 2024
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In the aftermath of the fight with the Vees, neither Angel nor Alastor feel much like celebrating.
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31 Oct 2024
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When Angel comes home more hurt than usual, Charlie declares enough is enough and assigns Alastor to be his bodyguard. Alastor gets a closer look at Angel's working life, and in time Angel gets to see a softer side of the Radio Demon. As a reluctant acquaintance becomes a trusted friend, Angel finds solace in Alastor, and eventually something more.
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01 Nov 2024