11 Works by sassquach
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A Guide to Pranking Strangers- DON'T by sassquach
Fandoms: 취사병 전설이 되다 | The Legend of Kitchen Soldier (TV)
24 Jul 2026
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A freshly turned 20 year old playful young man pulling a little prank because of a dare, what could go wrong? Unfortunately (or fortunately) a lot, especially when the prank is on a frustrated military Sergeant with anger issues on the worst break of his life!
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I watched Legend of the kitchen soldier and found Yoon Dong-hyeon TOO HOT NOT TO HAVE A FILTHY FANFIC ABOUT HIM! And that's how we got here really.
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- English
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- 4,735
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- 5
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Ohh my steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery... by sassquach
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
10 Apr 2026
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Prompt- when you start a fake Grindr account to get old men to send you money but you lowkey start falling for one of them.
Gojo is in dire need of money for his precious nephew's birthday and is grasping at his final straws.
Getou is too tired of hearing about Yuki's oh so lovely younger boyfriend so he decides he MUST have one for himself.
And then what? Cupid !! Take it away!!
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What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Hornier by sassquach
Fandoms: The art of negotiation (Kdrama)
05 Nov 2025
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Choi Jinsu has finally found his place, his family in the M&A department of Sanin Corporation. His life should only get better from here on out, if not for HIM.
Choi Jinsu has a burning hatred for the foxy director of Samuel funds, Song Theo, who thinks he can bat his pretty little eyes and get what he wants.
Little does jinsu know, what Theo wants is......
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- English
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- 2,149
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Come on Superman, say your stupid line!! by sassquach
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
15 Jul 2025
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Rumors of an illicit relationship between the Journalist Clark Kent and everybody's favorite superhero, Superman are aswirl in Metropolis when Clark decides he's had enough of this nonsense. He approaches his great buddy Batman for the world's best distraction when the world is just one wrong step away from finding out his true identity: Fake dating ofcourse!!
Bruce faces similar accusations in Gotham and well Clark is just too cute to turn down anyway, and so it began. The glamorous life of the world's most imperishable boyfriends, Batman & Superman
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hyuntak decided to wear a greek god custom for a Halloween party just cuz he liked how revealing the outfit is, not knowing seongje will be there, hiding under that ghostface mask, pissed at how hyuntak was getting attention from both men and women cuz of beautiful he looked So he decided that Hyuntak deserved to be taught a lesson, punished so hard that he’d never dare to reveal what’s Seongje’s, suddenly, Hyuntak found himself pinned against the party host’s bathroom door, trapped between strong arms he hadn’t even realized who they belonged to…
@/ loveissuesowner on Twitter's prompt and this is for you babe.
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Was that code for .. Gay stuff? by sassquach
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV) RPF
29 Jun 2025
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That one scene from shameless has inspired me to write this, maybe I'll turn this into an actual fic, maybe I won't, stay tuned to find out.
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- English
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- 464
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 23
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Don't believe in God, but I believe that you're my savior by sassquach
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV)
02 May 2025
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Yeon Sieun loses his everything. The person who gave him happiness, who made him strong, who made him smile and laugh is gone. He might never wake up. Sieun knows it's his fault, sieun wishes they'd never met. Then atleast he wouldn't have to spend the rest of his life rotting in a hospital bed anymore.
A depressed Yeon Sieun reminisces the past and has something in plan for his or rather their 'future'
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Study group and the recruitment of (weak) hero's by sassquach
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV), 스터디 그룹 | Study Group (Webcomic), 스터디그룹 | Study Group (TV), Weak Hero (Webcomic)
29 Apr 2025
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This fic is basically WHC2 and SG love child and will be full of silly little headcanons I have about almost all the characters from both the franchises
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Though I had my eyes closed, I could always see you, and though my hands remained immobile as though tied, I could always feel you. I waited for you and you waited for me, and as you wait, you cut your heart open for me to see, unbeknownst to you, I'd always heard you voice, and felt your touch even deep in my slumber.
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Suho may lie in a comatose state, but he hears the desperate pleas of those around him, especially someone very special to his heart, Sieun.
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Markus Grayson has put his mass murdering ways behind him, his days of psychopathy are in the past. Now he works as a regular prison gaurd in a regular prison. He lives regular days, he's normal. That is until he meets William, in prison of all places, and he's back to crazy.
William knew his life was fucked from the day a bunch of Mark doppelgängers tore his boyfriend apart, now years later he is forced to turn to one of those homicidal clones for help.
Against all odds will Markus be able to finally claim his Williams heart, or will fate repeat its course, and will William finally FINALLY have a good day?
Stay tuned to find out
Updates every Thursday.
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Jae Ho spent his whole life getting stabbed in the back, it happened once, then again, and again and again... but it wasn't anything he couldn't handle. Instead he'd gotten so used to it that, the little puppy that got knifed for him scared him much more than any and every betrayal he had ever faced before. Got him thinking, his betrayal would definitively be his last.
Hyun Soo doesn't know the first thing about loyalty, he's never belonged anywhere. Not in the police and definitely not among a bunch of criminal fuckers. So why does this old fuck make his covert mission so hard for him, why does this man always say the right thing for a guy that wrong. Hyun soo has never been shaken up like this ever before