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A Guide to Pranking Strangers- DON'T by sassquach
Fandoms: 취사병 전설이 되다 | The Legend of Kitchen Soldier (TV)
24 Jul 2026
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A freshly turned 20 year old playful young man pulling a little prank because of a dare, what could go wrong? Unfortunately (or fortunately) a lot, especially when the prank is on a frustrated military Sergeant with anger issues on the worst break of his life!
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I watched Legend of the kitchen soldier and found Yoon Dong-hyeon TOO HOT NOT TO HAVE A FILTHY FANFIC ABOUT HIM! And that's how we got here really.
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Ohh my steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery... by sassquach
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
10 Apr 2026
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Prompt- when you start a fake Grindr account to get old men to send you money but you lowkey start falling for one of them.
Gojo is in dire need of money for his precious nephew's birthday and is grasping at his final straws.
Getou is too tired of hearing about Yuki's oh so lovely younger boyfriend so he decides he MUST have one for himself.
And then what? Cupid !! Take it away!!
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What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Hornier by sassquach
Fandoms: The art of negotiation (Kdrama)
05 Nov 2025
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Choi Jinsu has finally found his place, his family in the M&A department of Sanin Corporation. His life should only get better from here on out, if not for HIM.
Choi Jinsu has a burning hatred for the foxy director of Samuel funds, Song Theo, who thinks he can bat his pretty little eyes and get what he wants.
Little does jinsu know, what Theo wants is......
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Come on Superman, say your stupid line!! by sassquach
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
15 Jul 2025
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Rumors of an illicit relationship between the Journalist Clark Kent and everybody's favorite superhero, Superman are aswirl in Metropolis when Clark decides he's had enough of this nonsense. He approaches his great buddy Batman for the world's best distraction when the world is just one wrong step away from finding out his true identity: Fake dating ofcourse!!
Bruce faces similar accusations in Gotham and well Clark is just too cute to turn down anyway, and so it began. The glamorous life of the world's most imperishable boyfriends, Batman & Superman
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hyuntak decided to wear a greek god custom for a Halloween party just cuz he liked how revealing the outfit is, not knowing seongje will be there, hiding under that ghostface mask, pissed at how hyuntak was getting attention from both men and women cuz of beautiful he looked So he decided that Hyuntak deserved to be taught a lesson, punished so hard that he’d never dare to reveal what’s Seongje’s, suddenly, Hyuntak found himself pinned against the party host’s bathroom door, trapped between strong arms he hadn’t even realized who they belonged to…
@/ loveissuesowner on Twitter's prompt and this is for you babe.
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In which Diana could not give less of a fuck by mickeyyy_123 (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics), DC Extended Universe
12 Jul 2025
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Diana wants to send Bruce and Clark as a pretend married couple to negociate with aliens to make them appear more powerful, and it would be a great plan if they weren't already dating. Bruce decides he has feelings about it, even if it takes him a while to get to the point.
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Clark tries to make Bruce feel better (and the author decided that was a great opportunity to write several hundred words of Bruce getting rimmed and fucked within an inch of his life)
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11 Jul 2025
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welcome-ish by mikaminato
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
03 Aug 2025
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"I need... I want," Bruce pants, struggling to breathe and talk at the same time, "Fuck me, Clark..."
And if Clark ever had any doubt, it vanishes now. The man beneath him, moaning and twisting under his touch, is Batman.
There's no room left for questions. It's the same voice he heard months ago, pleading in the dark from a faceless man. Only this time, he's the one without a face. And this time, no one is eavesdropping on those sounds, because the one who used to listen is now the one making Bruce fall apart like this.
(Or, Clark thinks Batman has a very nice voice. It's been stuck in his head ever since he accidentally heard him during… sex. There's something about Bruce Wayne's voice that feels strangely familiar.)
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11 Jul 2025
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underneath the bridge (tarp has sprung a leak) by Discords_Morgan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
13 Oct 2025
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The Batman had disappeared back into shadow, only a supposed spectre seen by those who would've drowned -- Bruce Wayne steps into the light.
The Superman runs himself in circles around Metropolis, and not a single person goes without his help -- Clark Kent stares into the void and offers it a friendly hand.
(Lois thinks Clark should get more superhero friends that can keep a secret *and* stick up for him at the same time. She points him towards Gotham's most reclusive urban legend, and someone wants Bruce Wayne dead. Superman takes the case, with Batman as reluctant supervision.)
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- Part 1 of The Elseworld's Finest
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11 Jul 2025
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What started as boredom turned into obsession, and now Suho can’t stop watching him. Touching him. Testing how far he can push before something breaks.
upd. added chapter 2
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08 Jul 2025
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Public Bookmark 696
Mystery Work
Part of Privado
Summary
This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by sassquach
05 Jul 2025