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indulgence points: +100 by shoutowo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Nov 2020
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In another lifetime, Shen Jiu would have agreed that he was not fit to be a parent. He would have taken these criticisms to heart and known that no matter how far up the ladder he climbs, he will only ever be the street rat Yue Qingyuan didn’t bother to come back to save.
Lucky for him, then, that this isn’t that other lifetime.
(Shen Yuan wants to be just like his A-die. Shen Jiu comes to terms with it.)
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06 Aug 2026
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It Takes A Village (or one really sticky demon lord) by smellslikecitrus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2023
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There’s a baby.
There’s a baby in Shen Qingqiu’s empty robes, occupying the space that Shen Qingqiu stated with great conviction was the most comfortable spot on this gigantic fucking bed, Binghe, move, and it looks as if it’s about to cry. It pauses its fussing to blink at him, huge, dark, impossibly familiar eyes framed by long wet lashes peeping up at him from a tiny round face. It observes him, shocked, in the same split second that it takes Luo Binghe to realize what exactly it is, then it scrunches its button nose, squeezes its eyes shut, and lets loose the loudest wail Luo Binghe has ever heard in his entire cursed life.
Luo Binghe will never admit that while the child screamed bloody murder, his first reaction was to flinch away so violently that he ended up with his back to the unforgiving stone floor. Why are you crying, I’m the one who wants to cry!
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Shen Qingqiu is forced into a special event, while his unfortunate husband has to take care of an admittedly adorable and very smart child in his... absence.- Language:
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05 Aug 2026
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You’re Out Of Touch, I’m Out Of Time by BilbosLeftToe
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Aug 2026
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A new dawn arises; for thy light has come.
His mother always told him to no to stare directly at the sun in the case of Him so ever mercifully reviving the dead universe and letting light shine upon them once again.
However now, Simon could not bring himself to avert his gaze from unfocused blue waves, so different from those crimson ones lapping at his sides.
or: Simon and Grace struggle with the remnants of their pasts and learn what it means to find warmth in the cold vacuum of space.
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04 Aug 2026
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night of yearning by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Feb 2021
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Luo Binghe develops a gap in his memory, one that is shaped specifically like Shen Qingqiu.
“Binghe, speak to this master,” Shen Qingqiu says firmly, and Luo Binghe gives him a strange look. Shen Qingqiu can’t place it and he leans forward, intending to get closer to see better. But the hand around his wrist instantly tightens to the point where it hurts, and Shen Qingqiu lets out a squawk of pain.“Binghe—!”
“Why do you keep calling me like that?” Luo Binghe returns, and Shen Qingqiu’s eyes widen at the way the words are devoid of any emotion. It is nothing though, compared to the force of what Luo Binghe says next. “Who are you?”
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04 Aug 2026
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Form 70B: Intercourse for Restorative Purposes With an Outside Contractor by AMereDream
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jun 2022
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“Please work with me here, Shen-shixiong,” Shang Qinghua pleaded.
Shen Qingqiu glared at him. Sitting next to him, Luo Binghe also glared at Shang Qinghua. Not because he knew why they were doing it, but because his Shizun was doing it, thus so would he.
“Let’s just -- Let’s try again, shall we?” Shang Qinghua’s smile was weak. “Section One, Legal Implications. Does having sex with you entail becoming married, whether legally, magically, physiologically, or some other de facto permanent relationship? If yes, please describe your new life together.”
“Yes,” Luo Binghe shamelessly lied.
(or, three years after when the Conference should have happened, the cure to Without A Cure becomes widely known, and Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe have to face their greatest opponent yet -- paperwork.)Series
- Part 22 of Scum Villain One Shots
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03 Aug 2026