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    Julie hates the month of October. She hates waiting for the bus. She hates the rain. She hates the heat.

    But most of all, she hates knowing that problems she is capable of solving are being delayed by problems she is incapable of solving.

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    “Uh, hi,” says Finn. “We’re here to rescue you?”

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    817
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    You take responsibility for your actions if you’re in the Resistance, even if those actions are, you know, mutiny. “There’s—”

    Okay, There’s nothing wrong with me is clearly not accurate.

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    It’s a very comprehensive hat-based philosophy.

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    116
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    931
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    It’s like the desert is trying to erase that anyone had even tried to escape the Equalists.

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    1/1
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    15
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    88
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    11
    Hits:
    858
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    "LIBRAFLYTER: I'm going to assume Bruce was out chilling in upstate New York or wherever and doesn't even find this stuff out until after he emerges from his hermitage to, like, a thousand voicemails."

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    1/1
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    3
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    69
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    6
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    "Like they’re going to make sure no one ever falls down the thermal exhaust shaft."

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    1/1
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    15
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    115
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    10
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    1,267
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    "Like they’re going to make sure no one ever falls down the thermal exhaust shaft."

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    2,698
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    276
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    2,461
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    20,513
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    There are a few things that Carlos may have neglected to tell Cecil.

    Like his last name.

    Or how he hasn’t actually dated anyone since his junior year of high school.

    Or that he’s a wizard of the White Council and the regional commander of Wardens in the western United States and not, in fact, a scientist.

    You know. Minor details.

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    English
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    222,491
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
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    2,814
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    1,182
    Hits:
    112,607
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    "Build it again," she says.

    Language:
    English
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    1,559
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    632
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    4,898
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    "Don't worry," says Cecil. "They'll like you."

    "You think so?" asks Carlos.

    "Of course!" says Cecil. "Sure, you're maybe a tiny bit of an outsider, but my family is almost as tolerant as I am!"

    Carlos stares at him. "Steve Carlsberg is your brother-in-law," he says.

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    Takes place between Chapters 10 and 11 of Love is All You Need to Destroy Your Enemies. This will probably make more sense if you read that first, but you know your context clue skills better than I do, so... do what your heart tells you, I guess.

    Content notes at end.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    65
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    798
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    10,460
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    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far a—

    Yeah, I know that’s not when it happened, but that’s how you start this kind of—

    I don’t know, do I look like George Lucas?

    No, he made the movie. No, it doesn’t have Kevin Bacon. Not everything has Kevin Bacon!

    Of course it’s still good!

    Fine, you dicks. If you think you know better than one of the greatest stories of the human race:

    A short time ago, in this galaxy...

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    251
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    1,667
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    468
    Hits:
    11,586
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    "Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it." – Horace Greeley

    Takes place after Chapter 1 of Love is All You Need to Destroy Your Enemies and before White Night, although who am I to tell you to read things in order.

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    English
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    2,187
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    715
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    8,006
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    Hans Christian Andersen: what a jerk.

    Language:
    English
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    464
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    917
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    Gesta Æmiliarum Alterarum

    (The Deeds of Other Amelias)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1,212
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    Yancy and Raleigh get their drive suits.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    137
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1,600
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    "All those years I spent living in the past, I never really thought about the future until now. I never did have very good timing."

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    4,875
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    LIBRAFLYTER: I'm going to assume Bruce was out chilling in upstate New York or wherever and doesn't even find this stuff out until after he emerges from his hermitage to, like, a thousand voicemails.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    378
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3,385
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    In a way, Irene was almost pleased; it wasn't just any member of the professor’s organization who merited a whole exit interview, as it were. Normally, he terminated his employees at a safe distance.

    Language:
    English
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    1,005
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    244
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2,013
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    “Is it so wrong to just want a road trip with my little brother?”

    “For you? In twenty-seven countries. And aren’t you supposed to be in prison?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,830
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,861

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