sofia (silliest_sloth)
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one-shots set in the 'no suprises' universe
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- Part 2 of Wilderness Baby Dennis Whitaker
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No Suprises by silliest_sloth, sofia (silliest_sloth)
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV), The Pitt (TV)
28 Feb 2026
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Whitaker hadn't lied when he said he grew up rural but he may or may not have undersold quite how rural the first year or so of his life was. It was fine though there was no reason to drag up the past, he had a good job, new friends and a tolerable living situation. The last thing he needed was to drag up old memories.
He doesn't get much of a choice though when an old family friend shows up to the ER with a Jane Doe suffering from a rather suspicious overdose
tldr: what if wilderness baby lived and grew up to be dennis whitaker
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- Part 1 of Wilderness Baby Dennis Whitaker
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Star-Crossed Soulmates by sofia (silliest_sloth)
Fandoms: Candy Crush Saga (Video Game), Candy Crush (Adverts)
13 Jan 2026
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“So how've you been?” Crystal asks as if nothing had changed
“Since you blew up the ship I was aboard? Yeah fine” it comes out snarkier than she had intended but she refuses to be the first of the two to apologise
Crystals mouth pulls into a thin line of contemplation for a moment or two before breaking out into her usual grin “i knew you'd be fine, you always are”
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Wilderness Baby Dennis Whitaker by silliest_sloth, sofia (silliest_sloth)
Fandom The Pitt (TV), Yellowjackets (TV)
23 Mar 2026
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i'm just living that life by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Apr 2026
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Rozanov: who wants to come over for dinner
Rozanov: Hollander is letting me use real ingredients
Hollander: Playoffs haven’t started yet, so it’s allowed.
Haas: oooh I will never say no to free dinner
Young: oh thank god I was about to doordash again
Holmberg: yes! pointy blew up the kitchen
Haas: ??
Young: ??
LaPointe: only a little! doesnt even count fr
Hollander: LaPointe, pick up the phone please.
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or, snippets of text messages between the centaurs (mostly the younger ones).
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- Part 2 of anon heated rivalry fics
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Bookmarked by sofia (silliest_sloth)
19 Apr 2026
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When There’s Nowhere Else To Run, Is There Room For One More? by P234age
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
27 Jan 2026
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“It’s a little difficult to think clearly with a knife pressed to his jugular, but Neil manages to wonder if he should’ve let the FBI send him to jail instead of here.
It makes sense, unfortunately, that after finding Neil bruised, burnt, and bleeding out on the cold cement floor of his father’s basement, Special Agent Todd Browning might have had some concerns for Neil’s health.
Neil just didn’t expect that concern to include his mental health, too.
Browning had offered Neil a choice that day - after listing out, like, fifty reasons why he thought Neil might benefit from some therapy.
Life in prison or a sixty day stay in a psych ward, followed by freedom.
Neil thought the answer was obvious, but his new roommate still hasn’t removed his blade from Neil’s throat - which Neil is now realizing isn’t actually a knife, but a razor blade taped to the butt of a toothbrush - so he’s rethinking that answer a bit.”
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The one where Neil and Andrew meet in Easthaven.
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Bookmarked by sofia (silliest_sloth)
08 Apr 2026
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Wymack’s voice trails off, words stuttering to an abrupt stop. All heads turn, slowly following the path of Wymack’s gaze.
Andrew spots him almost immediately - hair as black as night, curls gentle and full atop his head. He’s got a bruise the size of a baseball around his eye, freckles spattered out around it like an explosion of stardust. His eyes are the colour of the sky, cresting with storm clouds.
His hands are in his pockets as he walks by, fisted around something. He doesn’t look at any of them as he passes, eyes downcast.
Andrew’s never seen him before.
“What the hell happened to your face, Neil?” Wymack shouts, voice startling in the aftermath of silence. Neil doesn’t stop, plundering by the team and their coach without a second-glance.
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In which Wymack adopts Neil at the age of 13, after the world has already chewed him up and spit him back out a few times over.
The Foxes are still the Foxes, and Neil and Andrew are still destined to find each other.
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Bookmarked by sofia (silliest_sloth)
06 Apr 2026
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Neil is a math nerd who, by a stroke of dumb luck, falls into a group of friends that are the closest thing to family he’s ever had. So, when he tells them about his new mysterious crush, he shouldn’t be surprised how immediately they come up with a plan to help win them over. One they insist that if Neil follows it, he’ll have them falling for him in no time. But things don’t always go to plan – or do they?
Nicky wants to set him up with someone else. Matt and Jeremy are confused but supportive. Allison and Seth offer lewd suggestions, while Dan does her best to keep everyone in line. Jean and Renee know something, Aaron doesn’t really care, and Kevin just wants Neil to join the lacrosse team.
But one thing’s for certain – whether Neil’s successful or not, everyone’s got money riding on this.
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- Part 1 of All The Ways We Love
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Bookmarked by sofia (silliest_sloth)
06 Apr 2026
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Neil’s survived much worse, but a layover in Baltimore is bound to be unpleasant — especially when his flight home keeps getting delayed.
But there’s an Exy game on the TV screens at the airport bar, there’s people as excited to watch as he is, and there’s a stranger who feels more familiar than most of the people in Neil’s life. He has survived much worse, and he’ll survive this. Maybe, he’ll even have fun.Bookmarked by sofia (silliest_sloth)
06 Apr 2026