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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    You wish you could lobotomize yourself.

     

    To feel shocks force your body to convulse until your consciousness blacks out. Your limp eyes will be met with the tender press of an ice pick right through the socket. You could lose one of said eyes, or maybe you could just plainly die, but while your brains get scrambled you’ll know it’s by the hand of the most intelligent person you know. You’d lie there, limp and drooling and empty as though you just got the best fucking of your life, the only difference being that you’d never have to feel the rush of your own awareness hit you. There’d be no post nut regret, no pain of being left, only the trickle of blood from the point of entry and a bit of spit leaking down your chin.

     

    You will destroy yourself, for you are the only one with the power to do it completely and with the greatest satisfaction. You will crush yourself into the clay the Prometheus used to create humanity and finally be free from all of the things that are coiling around your throat and keeping you from breathing.

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  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Dirk decides to spoil Jake.

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    29 May 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    This is almost too easy.

    Despite being able to feel every tiny shift when you walk and occasionally worrying the damn thing is going to slip right out if you stand for too long, you’re not feeling particularly bothered. Granted, the vibrator inside you has yet to be turned on, but you were a little concerned that just knowing it was there would be enough to work you up.

    Actually, this whole setup is so cliché it makes you wonder if you should be reconsidering your life choices.

    (Or, Dirk Strider thinks he's hot shit and gets his ass fucking handed to him.)

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    18 May 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    John solicits Dirk to help him try out a few new kinks.

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    16 May 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    "His head remains stiffly angled towards the screen, and you bet he thinks he’s real subtle, thinks you don’t catch the way his eyes flicker up surreptitiously to slide over your body in a textbook once-over as you shift positions. You keep your smirk in your mind and off your face, electing instead to stare out the window looking cool and pensive, taking a moment to thank the universe for this lovely surprise gift of a new target to mess with. But then again, the universe has totally been ramming its omnipotent cosmic dick up your dry ass all day, so it kind of owes you."

    Dave’s a hot kid on the subway and John learns the important role that subtlety plays in the delicate art of creeping on strangers. Less sleazy than the name implies; debatably.

     

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    13 May 2020