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Bender confesses his secret fetish for dominating humans. And Fry finds that he really is that desperate.
Fry and Bender try out a friends with benefits relationship. The sex is great, but it has the unfortunate side effect of uncovering latent feelings.
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- Part 1 of If Anyone Asks, You're My Debugger
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10 Jul 2026
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Rick’s drunk self loathing and disgusting habits can only go so far.
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08 Jul 2026
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Is this normal? He’s never cared so much about anyone in his life. Robot or human, they all have passed through him like apparitions; he’s remained unchanged by them. Who he is, what he’s composed of, the bits and pieces that create him, he’s always put above anything else; Bender’s too amazing to be influenced by anyone. And yet this idiotic meatbag is solid, the first touch Bender has felt. Warm, unlike the metallic husk Bender resides in, with hands that can grab onto him, reach inside his chest to pull apart his hardware. Hell, they can alter the very programming he has—change the very thing he was made to be.
In which Bender comes to terms with himself.
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Fry can be a little dense sometimes.
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04 Jul 2026
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lets be real: house would not have been able to contain himself at the sight of wilson after TWO MONTHS of not seeing him in Birthmarks, esp not stuck in a car with him.
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- Part 2 of old man yaoi - Kinktober 2025
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02 Jul 2026
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Fry surprises Bender by bringing home a certain device one night. Shenanigans ensue.
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01 Jul 2026
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When Alastor makes an unfortunate mistake during his latest kill, he finds himself breaking into the city morgue in the middle of the night to cover his tracks. You can imagine his surprise when instead of finding his missing necklace he is met by Vincent, his self-described biggest fan. Alastor is disturbed by his devoted follower and makes a quick exit, but soon after they keep running into each other in little meet cute situations. Vincent thinks it’s fate, Alastor thinks it’s annoying. But when Alastor discovers Vincent’s own darker side, he realizes his initial assessment of his fan boy might have been a bit too hasty.
Awesome art by rosariabec
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30 Jun 2026
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player offers to perform an experiment on harley sawyer, and makes very very bad decisions (or good if you’re a freak)
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28 Jun 2026
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Forky discovers the art of masturbation!
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27 Jun 2026
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Go Get Your Game Face On Because It's Time To Play by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
29 Sep 2020
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"Alright, then, Perry the Platypus. Fight me," he says, like it's a challenge. Like what you just told him, the violence you're capable of, the fury you keep locked away for the good of everyone around you, doesn't scare him.
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25 Jun 2026
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You throw your head back as both hands now work in tandem. Stroking, roaming, pinching, everywhere they can reach. A tear leaks from your closed eyes, and then another, and another. You’ve never felt like this before. You hazily wonder if you’ve ever felt before, if you ever were before. Maybe you began here, in this moment, with Heinz’s voice in your brain and your hands on your body. Maybe you’ll end like this, too.
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Or, Heinz is having a wonderful dream about Perry. And then Perry shows up, and gets caught in the wirlwind that follows.
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25 Jun 2026
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Perry has no idea what he's in for when his daily routine hits a bit of a snag
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23 Jun 2026
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Fry seeks his robot's company, after he finds himself feeling lost and alone in the distant future. Roughly plays after "I, Roommate".
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20 Jun 2026
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Love, The Kind You Clean Up With A Mop And Bucket by revenblue for TinyOctopus, ringwinner
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
22 Mar 2019
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You're going to make love to him properly. With lube and handcuffs.
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- Part 70 of [collection] but you keep spinning 'round me just the same (Perryshmirtz)
- Part 73 of [collection] Drabble Dabble (100 word ficlets, and variations thereapon)
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17 Jun 2026
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And I Know That Down The Hall They Wish We Never Would by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
17 May 2018
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Even when you lose, you win.
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17 Jun 2026
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The compulsion to bring out the dessert still lingers in the back of your mind, and you're not particularly inclined to fight it when you could weaponise it instead, turning it back on him. If he wants dessert, he'll get it.
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15 Jun 2026
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Though I'm Lost For Words, My Lips Remember How To Kiss by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
13 Sep 2018
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"You saved me," you say, to fill the silence.
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15 Jun 2026
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Heinz is forced to examine his feelings on some pressing matters. Doofcest au, but heavy focus on perryshmirtz.
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- Part 2 of Power Dynamics
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14 Jun 2026
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It's summer after freshman year of high school. Ferb can't believe Phineas still hasn't fallen in love with Isabella. Even more troublesome, Ferb has, but he won't do anything about it. 'Cause there's no way she feels the same, right? (She does, Isabella just has no idea how to tell him either.)
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13 Jun 2026
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If I Had To Choose A Rose In This Garden Of Romance by revenblue
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
02 Dec 2017
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Perry the Platypus shows up as his own bouquet of flowers and you're kinda into that.
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- Part 7 of [collection] but you keep spinning 'round me just the same (Perryshmirtz)
- Part 4 of [collection] A Pun Is Its Own Reword
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07 Jun 2026