somber_malachite
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The Dread Companion & The Wingman by somber_malachite
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
14 Sep 2019
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It's fourth year, Penny's been asked to show one of the American exchange students around campus, and Simon isn't sure how he feels about it.
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nothing on my tongue but hallelujah by somber_malachite
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Jun 2019
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Crawly wanted the thick cover of alcohol back. He shouldn’t have been able to feel her suffering. He didn’t want to hear prayers. What good was it? He couldn’t pass on a message to anyone who could help, and he was quite convinced by now that no one in Heaven was interested in helping anyway.
A look into Crowley's mind as he tries to cope with the worst side of humanity, remaining an optimist despite it all. -
The Night is Young, or Five times Crowley made an invitation and one time he didn't need to by somber_malachite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jun 2019
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1862 to 2019. In which Crowley wears his heart on his sleeve, and Aziraphale tries not to notice. Featuring naps, YouTube, and that bus ride.
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AU. Baz works at a yarn shop and performs small acts of magic with his knitting. He's also desperately trying to finish his thesis. Unfortunately, Simon Snow keeps dropping by to distract him with small talk and freshly-baked sweets.
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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05 Nov 2019
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Bad Date by firb (f_ing_ruthless_baz) for The_Honeyed_Hufflepuff
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
04 Nov 2019
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B: I'd like to thank you, Snow
S: What
B: You've set such a low bar that I found myself swept off my feet by the mere fact that my date showed up on time tonight
B: Put me in high spirits for the entire eveningS: Good
S: I'm glad I could hwip
S: HelpB: Drinking spirits also helped, especially since none were dumped unceremoniously in my lap
S: That was an accident
S: You assAfter a being set up on a terrible date with Baz, Simon has to contend with a barrage of condescending texts reminding him what a disaster he is.
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- Part 7 of Carry On Ficlets
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04 Nov 2019
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“But that spring, I actually did try and take Snow down.”
Fifth year. Baz wins – and deals with the consequences.
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04 Nov 2019
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the deft, sweet gesture of your hand [Podfic] by originblue
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Aug 2019
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Crowley arrives injured at Aziraphale's door. He takes care of him, reads him an awful lot of Mary Oliver, and knits elaborate metaphors for his insecurities (literally).
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23 Sep 2019
Bookmarker's Notes
I'm weak for knitting fic, and this reading is lovely
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Multiverse theory posits an infinite number of universes. Each universe is infinitely large and differs from each other in any number of ways- the only constant being that each universe is unique. Modal realism tells us that each of these alternate universes are just as real as the one we currently experience. To accept modal realism means accepting that reality is relative.
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In which Simon Snow falls asleep as the Chosen One, Saviour of the World of Mages- and wakes up as a normal.- Language:
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23 Sep 2019