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You'd never been fond of hookup culture. Too often, you find yourself attached and hoping for more only to be met with an empty inbox. Or worse, being blocked.
Not to mention the amount of dudes that turn out to be... gross, for lack of better word.
Yet here you were, backstage pinned to the glittery pink walls of a certain famous robot superstar.
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happy valentines day i still wanna fuck robots
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open your arms (let in the love you are receiving) by somelameidiot
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Jul 2025
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No matter what anyone tells you, moving never gets easier. Definitely not as you get older. Especially not when you're moving across the country alone.
Luka had always been itching to get away. As far away as possible. It's unclear how exactly, but he finds himself in a small town in rural Oregon.
Gravity Falls.
It's quiet here. He likes that. The whole town seems to radiate the smell of woods, and the peaceful air of summer, despite the fact it’s not quite there yet.
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chat im gonna be real this fic is not my best work but i kinda love it. its honestly just word vomit tho but i might as well post it
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title from 'Forgiveness' by Remo Drive (my favorite band btw check them out) -
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“One might wonder if you cheated.” He jokes, but it doesn’t quite land. “Anyhow.” He continues, eyes shifting to the side briefly. “I figured you deserve a… so-called reward.” He says, the suggestion in his tone more than obvious.
Your cheeks flush at the notion, and your heart continues to pound in your ears. “Reward?” You repeat, making sure you heard him correctly. He nods in response, still no sign of any awkwardness on his end.
“Correct.” He says, his face then dropping to a more serious expression. “I’m going to be completely honest with you here, dear,” He begins, and now you feel the butterflies in your stomach on top of your heartbeat. “I’ve been… thinking about you. About our sneaky little endeavor.” He whispers.
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title is from diet mountain dew by lana del rey :P
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- Part 2 of Teacher Ford
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you want a fresh cut flower (and i'm your sweet red rose) by somelameidiot
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Dec 2024
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Is it really going to come to this?
You take a step closer to his desk, placing your hands down to lean closer to him.
"Oh come on~" You coo, looking him up and now. Now that you think about it, he's not too bad looking. You always had a thing for older men. "You're sure there isn't anything else I could do?"
God this is demeaning.
"This isn’t funny. If you're suggesting what I think you are," He starts, not looking up from his task.
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hey guys back at it again with the trans man reader fics have some ford pines because i am so down bad rn
title is from 'groan' by dazey and the scoutsSeries
- Part 1 of Teacher Ford
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“It looks like we hast something 'i common.”
The voice is directly over his shoulder now, cold breath tickling the back of his neck. In common? As if the man read his mind, a slender hand runs over his back. No, not his back. What?
“Thou are a spider, are thou not?”
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this one goes out to my zestial lovers bc yall are SLEEPING ON THIS MAN HE IS SO FINE PLS
title and kinda whole thing inspired by 'eternity with you' from adventure time distant lands lol
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hobie fics! by orphan_account, somelameidiot
Fandom Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
18 Aug 2023
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*CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK *CLANK
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Your Celestial Wingmen Tip the Scales by CougarPawCreations for OrenjiiBeetle
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
27 Feb 2023
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Working in the Superstar Daycare always kept you busy. When your goofball co-workers inform you of your new duties you don’t expect to run into your favorite Glamrock! Suffice it to say… your celestial coworkers are either the best or the worst for getting you in this predicament.
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Soulmates never part, not even in death.
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“Oh my god, Keeeith,” Lance wheezed. “Keith you’re the best drunk space cadet I’ve ever seen.”
“Space cadet,” Keith mumbled. He repeated the words again although his eyes had zeroed in on Lance’s hands and Lance offered no resistance when Keith picked one of them up and pulled it possessively towards his lap. He began to gently trace over Lance’s fingers, sending shivers up Lance’s arm and down his spine. “You have looong fingers,” Keith murmured after a few moments.
Keith’s face perked up then, as if he’d just had a brilliant idea, and Lance could almost not wait to hear what new obscure thought had entered Keith’s pretty head. He was prepared to laugh, and instead found himself shivering again as Keith leaned far into his personal bubble, lips practically touching Lance’s ear when he spoke next.
“I bet you could reach all kinds of things, Lance.”
Update: Now with ART by suitboxers!!
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02 Jul 2018
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Just when things between Keith and Lance seemed to be getting better, they took a turn for the worse. With the right side of Voltron constantly butting heads worse than ever before, the team comes up with a plan to get those two to work it out: lock them in the training deck until they learn to play nice.
Coran's suggestion? Add the invisible maze to the mix.
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