somerandomgay



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane is twelve when he realizes he can understand Russian.

    Or, in a world where you can understand whatever language(s) your soulmate speaks, it takes Shane and Ilya an embarrassing amount of time to realize they’re soulmates.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,867
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    622
    Kudos:
    19,778
    Bookmarks:
    3,590
    Hits:
    159,150

    25 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”

    Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”

    “You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”

    The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.

    In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.

    There’s a lot to get used to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,230
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    2,862
    Kudos:
    25,721
    Bookmarks:
    6,770
    Hits:
    354,821

    24 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Jason somehow manages to get arrested by the Justice League while Batman is off-world, leaving his siblings to piece together what happened and him to try his best to not get sent to Arkham, or reveal his identity as Batman's son.

    Featuring Jason annoying the League for 168 hours straight, Dick's descent into chaos, Tim's caffeine addiction, and Damian being Damian.

    Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,327
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    21
    Comments:
    601
    Kudos:
    18,684
    Bookmarks:
    3,542
    Hits:
    224,617

    28 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.

    Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”

    Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”

    “I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”

    Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”

    “Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”

    Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,172
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    502
    Kudos:
    23,752
    Bookmarks:
    3,576
    Hits:
    158,498

    25 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “I told you. Hollander and I, we are in love. He is my hockey player.” Ilya wiggled his eyebrows at the joke, but couldn’t keep himself from watching Scott Hunter.
    “Sure, Roz. You and Hollander are in love, want to get married, spend the rest of your lives playing hockey together.” When Ilya didn’t immediately reply to that very accurate statement, Hunter continued: “If you two are in love, I’m straight. That’s how likely that is.” He had laughed and skated away, though Ilya really hadn’t understood what was supposed to be funny about that.
    Standing alone on the ice, the crowd slowly filing out of the rink, Ilya was faced with a startling realization: telling people may be harder than he thought.
    or
    What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,470
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    16
    Comments:
    1,968
    Kudos:
    26,986
    Bookmarks:
    4,459
    Hits:
    268,001

    25 Feb 2026