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In November of 1776, the Continental Army is captured by the British in New York City. In a damp cell, Alfred Kirkland must decide the best way to spin his association with the rebels that will keep him in the good graces of his father and the Crown.
It's all for America. Every lie he tells, he tells for the good of America. At least, that's what he's telling himself.
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This is the Place to Affix the Stamp by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
11 Apr 2026
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For the sake of bullshit government efficiency, countless American federal workers are let go from their jobs in the summer of 2025. It was only a matter of time before the Department of National Identity was hit, as no one knows what they actually do. Who would have thought this would set off a chain reaction leading to the reveal of... immortal personified country people who walk among us.
This is a story about government corruption, personal liberty, the power of collective strength, caring for your neighbor, and loving one another without giving a damn who sees it. Also, the Stamp Act of 1765.
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- Part 3 of The Department of National Identity
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“Earth word is depression. It means sad mood that doesn’t go away easily. It’s caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain.”
Rocky makes a frustrated little noise. “How fix, question?”
“I don’t know,” I say, and Rocky deflates a little. “Good chemicals.”
And that’s when I get a really stupid idea.
Ryland makes use of Ilyukhina's heroin during the road trip to Erid.
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The Reason for Everything by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
17 Feb 2026
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A collection of semi-unrelated oneshots taking place in the Department of National Identity universe, FACE focused. Most will be historical and take place pre-canon to the rest of the series, so you don't technically need to have read the rest first.
Chapter Two: February 10, 1763. The Treaty of Paris is signed, and the war ends. Great Britain monopolizes North America. Francis must break the news to Matthew.
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- Part 4 of The Department of National Identity
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“Now therefore thou art cursed from the Earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother’s blood from thine hand.”
Rising tensions between the United Kingdom and the United States have forced Alfred F. Jones between a rock and a hard place—the desire to stand his ground against his estranged father and save his brother from the man’s rule, and the fact that he really, really, really does not want to go to war with Canada.
Except it’s not really a war with Canada. It’s a war with England taking place in Canada, for the purpose of liberating Canada and protecting American sovereignty by expelling the British from North America once and for all. That’s all. It’s really quite simple.
Working in foreign affairs sure is hard when all of your correspondents are immediate family.
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- Part 3 of Alfred In The Lions' Den
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The Department of National Identity by freegiftjones (spiderclown), spiderclown
Fandom Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
11 Apr 2026
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FACE Family Nationverse stories which take place in the same universe and usually have some connection to a fake branch of the US government. Light angst and a sprinkle of humor. A good time all around. FrUk and RusAme.
The Gemini Report - Alfred Jones gets a little too interested in DNA testing and it results in a reconciliation centuries in the making.
God Knows I Am Innocent - The Salem Historical Society discovers three previously unknown victims of the witch trials, including Alfred F. Kirkland.
This is the Place to Affix the Stamp - New bullshit "government efficiency" measures force the Department of National Identity office to be shut down, which sets off a chain reaction leading to the reveal of sentient countries that walk among us.
The Reason for Everything - Historical FACE family oneshots taking place in this series that can be read at any time.
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Colossians 3:21 - Following the Seven Years’ War, Alfred’s father returns suddenly after an extended absence with his long-lost brother, and takes them to England to meet the king.
A Study in Acclimation (Luke 15:32) - Matthew likes to take things slow, watching and waiting as the world passes him by. As war continually breaks out around him, he’s left wondering if a world where his family can coexist is even possible.
Genesis 4:11 - In 1812, the United States of America declares its first-ever "real" war. It just so happens that the war is against Alfred's father and brother.
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The very normal and human Alfred Bonnefoy-Kirkland accidentally discovers the fact that, A) the multiverse is real; B) he's a main character in it; and C) he's the United States of America.
Well, he's not America. But he's kinda based on the guy who is.
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A study on how each of our heroes copes with going home after their quest together.
Post-LU. Lots of talk about death, reincarnation, hope, and the nature of time. Up next: Wild!
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Qu’un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons!- La Marseillaise
The Franco-Prussian War begins to draw to a close with the Siege of Paris, and with it comes the birth of the German Empire.
Pay heed to to the tags.
Bookmarked by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
12 Apr 2026
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Conflict Resolution by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 Mar 2026
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It's been a full year of living in close quarters on the Hail Mary. Grace was bound to mess up eventually.
If Grace was still on Earth, he would have plenty of options for places to go. A quiet park, maybe a movie theater, a walk on the beach. Something like that. As it is, stuck on the Hail Mary, he just doesn’t have that many options of places to go after a fight with his roommate.
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- Part 1 of phm works
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by spiderclown
31 Mar 2026
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home (is where the heart is) by sebastian2017
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Mar 2026
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Grace begins to doubt he'll make it to Erid alive. Rocky tries to distract him with talks of what his new home should look like.
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the story of how Grace wound up with his little slice of Earth on Erid
Bookmarked by spiderclown
25 Mar 2026
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When I was a baby,
I was blessed in waters
I didn't understand;
Now I'm infected,
With disbelief and blasphemy,
I'll never have a Holy Land
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Mothers, Daughters, and the Revolutionary War of it all.Bookmarked by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
22 Mar 2026
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it's lonely out in space by Likelightinglass
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
19 Mar 2026
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Grace is touch starved.
Rocky can fix.
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- Part 1 of Platonic cuddling
Bookmarked by spiderclown
19 Mar 2026