19 Works by springwoof
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The things Rodney McKay was willing to do for really good coffeecake.
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McKay is a Mobster.
Warning: All I know about Mobsters, I learned from that Star Trek TOS episode on the Mobster Planet. Also, Pinky & The Brain references probably deserve a warning as well. -
How John And Rodney Got Married And Inherited A Trumpet (and Other Details Of Life In Pegasus) by springwoof
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
30 Dec 2021
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McKay's shrill insistence that he was *not a clone* for goodness sakes--and he was not going to *high school* again, no matter what they'd managed to talk O'Neill's clone into doing— fell on deaf ears.
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Fleeing from a Wraith surprise attack, John, Rodney, Teyla, and Ronon are separated and stranded on a cold, harsh planet without help, supplies, or a Stargate! As they struggle to survive and find each other, the Team discovers a new alien race, and secrets that the Ancients left behind—including a secret about Ascension that neither the Ancients nor the Ori want anyone to know.
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[podfic] Conning Around by reena_jenkins, springwoof
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1
12 Oct 2014
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"For the rest of his life, John would remember Rodney McKay in that damned Klingon outfit."
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"John Sheppard. I have a Gift for you, Sheppard."
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Halema'uma'u (or, The New Tattoo) by springwoof
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010), Highlander: The Series, Stargate Atlantis
06 Dec 2013
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An international terrorist, with an unusual interest in volcanoes, has come to Hawai'i. Immortal FBI Agent Matthew McCormick is on his trail and seeks the help of the Five-0 team—then things get really explosive!
Steve and Danny sure picked a bad time to decide that their flirting might mean something more. And what's with that funny new tattoo on Chin's wrist?
(an H50/Highlander crossover) Written for the Hawaii Five-0 Big Bang, five0bang
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"I would give anything for you to be real."
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- Part 2 of Abandoned Atlantis
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Enthrall by Leah (Taste_is_Sweet), springwoof, Taste_is_Sweet
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
13 Jan 2012
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Rodney McKay thought his biggest failure was the Arcturus Project and the destruction of 4/5ths of a solar system. John Sheppard thought losing his confidence in Rodney was the hardest loss he would ever face.
But their most terrible failures were yet to come, and they would each face losing everything, including themselves.
(Please note there is a warning for non-consensual sex in the story, but that there is no violence involved.)
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- Part 5 of Gifts
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The Ancients' genes didn't just confer the power to activate their technology. For ten percent of Earth's population, like John Sheppard, the ATA gene also gave them Gifts: special abilities that made them admired, envied, and feared.
Sheppard was a Charmer, one of the feared ones, whose particular Gift let him create faith whenever he needed to be trusted or believed. But Sheppard didn't trust himself not to destroy what he loved most. And somewhere along the line, amid the terror and chaos of the Expedition's first year in the Pegasus Galaxy, what Sheppard loved most had become Rodney McKay.
McKay didn't trust anyone. As soon as you started trusting people, you started counting on them, depending on them, and that was when you became vulnerable. And vulnerable things didn't survive. So just when, exactly, had he started trusting Sheppard?
And what was going to happen, now that he did?
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- Part 1 of Gifts
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For the rest of his life, John would remember Rodney McKay in that damned Klingon outfit.
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Major Lorne coming in with a paintbrush stuck to the end of his tongue had been pretty funny. On the other hand, Dr. Delatorre arriving with a sex toy stuck on his tongue had filled Jennifer's vicarious embarrassment quota for the week. She really didn't want to know what Colonel Sheppard was stuck to.
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That hadn't been as sexy as John imagined it would be. What was his safeword again?
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Project Quantum Pegasus by springwoof
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis, Quantum Leap, Stargate SG-1
01 Apr 2010
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"I'm damned tired of aliens taking over my body," Sheppard told Sam. "How the hell has nobody noticed that you're not me?"
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For xanphibian's B-movie Challenge
My Prompt:
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
The U.S. government, eager to protect the nation's avocado supplies, recruits feminist professor Margo Hunt to make contact with the Piranha Women, an all-female tribe who believe men are only good as a source of food. Accompanying Dr. Hunt on her trip are Jim, a guide of questionable competence, and Bunny, a student of unquestionable incompetence. -
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"Teyla does so much for us, all the time, and we take her for granted," said Rodney. He was determined to do something special for Teyla in return....
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The phrase "the irony is going to kill me" was never uttered in Atlantis again.
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"This is a really creepy place, sir," said Ford.
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“Earth abandoned us in a really nasty place,” said McKay. “We’ve gotten fairly nasty as a consequence, just to survive. Where were you people all these years?"
I was watching that moment in (Season 1) Before I Sleep where the Ancients abandon Atlantis and Weir is left behind, hiding. Inspiration for this fic hit like a hammer: What would Elizabeth Weir do if she was abandoned? Anything she had to...
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- Part 1 of Abandoned Atlantis