17 Bookmarks by ssickpill
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Wifies doesn't get Derapchu roses for Valentines day.
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Soul shapes by Krust
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
26 Mar 2026
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Wifies is a sculptor and Derapchu happens to really catch his eye
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excitement gets the best out of everyone by jellyfies
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
15 May 2026
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Wifies and Derapchu were close. Tight-knit close. Derapchu, sees them as really close friends, while the other party... overthinking and excitement gets the best out of everyone.
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Chufies miscommunication fic, Derapchu's kindness being mistaken as requited love for Wifies.
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15 May 2026
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kiiinnddaaa hoping for a one-sided love.. (ᗒᗩᗕ)
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“They’re crooked,” he says.
“They have personality.”
“They’re wilting.”
“They’re relatable.”
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Wifies held the stare longer than he meant to. Long enough for something unspoken to breathe between them. Long enough to realize that if Derap walked across that room and took his hand, he would not pull away.
Long enough to understand he would sell his life for that softness to stay.
Bookmarked by ssickpill
15 May 2026
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS PART TWOOOOO NOT A SWITCH GOD DARN🥹😭😭
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“Do I look pretty?” Wifies had asked, hands on his hips, striking a pose so dramatic it bordered on tragic.
And Derap had gone quiet.
Pretty wasn’t the word. Radiant wasn’t either…It was something more beautiful...
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so like, what if derapchu was still a streamer and wifies still did whatever he's doing(he does a lot of stuff bro..) BUT they don't know eachother PERSONALLY ? like, derapchu watches more minecraft stuff and wifies watches streams on twitch the same amount as derapchu watches minecraft stuff here ... its kinda weird! but im going with it because i like it
also it's like, their minecraft skins as real people ?? idk... AND streams mentioned are not going to be streams that derapchu has done but they will be similar cuz like, its still streaming and DerapchuSeries
- Part 1 of minecartffffffFUN fanfics?!
- Language:
- English
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- 1,373
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Collections:
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- Kudos:
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14 May 2026
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Derap wiped tears from his eyes. “I leave you alone for five minutes and you become a cat god.”
Wifies glared at him. “This was supposed to be a date.”
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14 May 2026
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paper orchids dyed in my love for you by cheesecurddragon
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Lifesteal SMP, others are mentioned - Fandom, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
16 Apr 2026
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“What about him? I’m not in love with Wifies, dude.” He’s confused on how Parrot came to the conclusion that he liked him, especially when, despite coming a long way from fighting over him at the start of their friendship, they still bicker quite a lot.
“Really? Sorry, it just really looked like you had crushes on each other. You two would be a cute couple. Like, he’s all non-chalant and stuff and you’re super loud and everywhere, but you two still match each other’s freak.” He comments casually.
Derapchu is left gawking because for some insane reason, the birdbrain is right about the last part. Wifies does compliment his personality extremely well, despite his calm demeanor.
It clouds his mind, the pure notion of a guy like Wifies being in love with him.
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- Part 1 of chufies series!!／(･ × ･)＼
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13 May 2026
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Should I fear the dark if I can walk hand-in-hand with you? by cheesecurddragon
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
10 May 2026
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It’s got dark squiggles and blots of black paint on it, courtesy of Squiddo in remembrance of the haunted houses they go to every year. There’s a box of tissues, a few fidget toys from the dollar store, and a pack of candy, all refilled when he goes to pick up groceries. He tosses his laptop in it too, just in case.
The reason why he has such a thing is… unfortunate. He loves the bag, but every time he looks at it, his chest tightens as do his fists. He really should change bags before he stops associating the thing with Squiddo, and instead, Derapchu’s failed relationships.
Or, a story about focusing on fixing the present instead of worrying about the future, featuring a scarily-nonchalant insecure Harvard student and a highschool dropout in his off-brand blue pikachu hoodie.
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- Part 3 of chufies series!!／(･ × ･)＼
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13 May 2026
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﹒ ╭────── · · ୨୧ · · ──────╮
derapchu goes through series of stages, mourning the death of his best friend he never got the chance to confess to.
﹒ ꧁──────ஓ๑♡๑ஓ──────꧂
then sooner or later finding out about that he was a clone, later on falling in love with the original wifies — the creator of clonefies — after awhile, he’ll soon end up in the same rabbit hole again.
﹒ ╰────── · · ୨୧ · · ──────╯
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13 May 2026
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꒰⑅﹒ ݁ ֢ ֯ 💌 ໒꒱ིྀ༝ ⌣⌣⌣ ⁰ ⁰ 𓊇ྀི
Chufies Valentine Fic
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13 May 2026
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falsifiable by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
27 May 2026
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falsifiable adjective
fal - si - fi - able
: capable of being proved false
For as long as humans have drawn breath, fate has drawn lines between them.
It begins in adolescence — a burn, brief and sudden, somewhere on the body. A mark. A single sentence pressed into skin like a memory of something that hasn’t happened yet. The first words your soulmate will ever say to you, and you alone. Not a declaration. Not a name. Just a sentence. Just words.
Just words that will, someday, change everything.
Wifies receives his mark on a cold morning in November.
Months later, a boy named Derapchu receives his.
They do not know about each other yet.
They do not know what that means, or what it doesn’t.
What they know is only this: a sentence on skin. The question the universe asked them both, separately, in the same language.
Neither of them has answered it.
Not yet.
or: chufies soulmate au where they both think it’s one-sided
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 6/?
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- 53
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- 184
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12 May 2026
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anyone but him (it's him) by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), tbh idk which one it is
29 Mar 2026
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Derapchu is in a bad mood.
It's obvious to everyone — especially his friends — so they all give him a wide berth. And that does not help in the slightest.
The reason isn't dramatic or overemotional. He has to get tutoring. He doesn't even mind that part — he needs all the help he can get with calculus. The problem is that his tutor is Wifies. Wifies, who is annoying. Wifies, who has the audacity to claim that HE'S Parrot's best friend. Not Derapchu. Him.
Clearly, the universe hates him.
derapchu is FAILING math and wifies now has to tutor him. it's fine. everything is fiiinneeee. (its not)
or: two idiots who everyone already assumed were dating, a fake relationship that spirals completely out of control, and the mutual pining neither of them are willing to acknowledge
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 120
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12 May 2026
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don’t you notice how? by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), idk which again putting both as a precaution
05 Apr 2026
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Derapchu and Wifies go out. just the two of them.
Derapchu thinks it’s a hangout.
Wifies thinks it’s a date.
They’re both right. Only one of them knows this.
or: chufies miscommunication fic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,790
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 43
- Kudos:
- 298
- Bookmarks:
- 13
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- 1,786
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12 May 2026
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what’s your secret? by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
09 May 2026
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Wifies is a normal college student, living a normal life.
He has routines he follows. One of which, involves going to a cafe daily. Not because of the cafe—even though it’s a good place. No, it’s because of the barista working there.
The barista named Derapchu.
Wifies feels totally normal about Derapchu. Which is why he knows his major, his favourite colour, his favourite season, his phone wallpaper, his hometown, his sleep schedule, et cetera et cetera… This is totally normal behaviour and not obsessive at all. Totally.
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Wifies is a psychology major of course he knows this is obsessive behaviour. Who is he kidding?
He applies to be a barista at the same cafe.
or: chufies coffee shop au with evilfies
- Language:
- English
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- 16,499
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
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- 516
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- 48
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12 May 2026