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    Flash Thomson dies peacefully as an OAP, only to time-travel back to his youth instead of going to Hell. (Debatable, honestly).

    He decides to use this second chance to sort his life out: be a better student and less of a bully. The only snag? A certain Peter Parker. Because of a botched future memory wipe, Flash completely forgot the guy existed. Now, seeing him in the past, the missing memories are returning with the exact energy of Celine Dion belting It's All Coming Back To Me Now in a ruined French château.

    With no Thanos and Spider-Man's identity still under wraps, the timeline should be safe, right? Wrong. Flash’s arrival has completely bollocksed the timeline—since when the bloody hell do they do field trips to Stark Tower?!

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    Step 1: Send the parents on a honeymoon.
    Step 2: Encourage the 35-year-old time-traveling doctor to take on the role of a personal agent of chaos.
    Step 3: Force-feed the world a happy ending.

    Ace is five years old, and he’s already bored of the status quo. He’s got a second life, a saviour-complex babysitter and a burning desire to watch the old, tragic timeline crumble into dust. Moreover, with his parents alive, Ace is certain his brothers are hiding in this mess somewhere, and he’s going to hunt them down.

    But first, there’s a debt to settle. If Hell was responsible for this second chance, it’s time to pay them back in kind. The Demon Realm is just a stone’s throw away, and Gwi-Ma is about to find out that Ace doesn't just play with fire—he brings it to their front door.

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    10/20
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    971
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    Voldemort trying to lure Harry to the death chamber? Godsend opportunity. Harry throwing himself into the Veil to join Sirius? Flawless plan. Bellatrix getting dragged along with him? Massive buggeration.

    Now they’re in a magicless, crime-riddled city, she can’t kill him because he’s her only hope of getting home, and Harry is like “Go back? I planned this for ages, you nutter!” And honestly? This place is so cool. Harry is busy dragging Auntie Bellatrix on sightseeing tours to spot the locals dressed as bats and birds. It’s basically a family holiday! Maybe she'll stop being so murdery?

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
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    93
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    4,679
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    Miles knows the drill: Great power, great responsibility and apparently, great multiversal glitches. Instead of a dark, moody Brooklyn, he’s landed in a world of shufflers, tattered suits and zero mobile signal. It’s the ultimate survival arc—only the zombies seem to think he’s invisible.

    With Rick Grimes still in a coma, Miles find himself playing bodyguard to the brilliant Dr Jonathan Ohnn. Jon wasn’t in the original show, and Miles definitely wasn't in the script, but as they bond over nurse-office snacks and end-of-the-world trauma, Miles starts to wonder if he was sent here to save a heart instead of a timeline. It’s cheesy, it’s unoriginal and it might just be the best mistake the universe ever made.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
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    35
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    6
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    One-way ticket to Earth? Check.
    A restaurant powered by dimensional ingredients? Check.
    A "Snake Princess" as a chef’s assistant? Check.

    Monkey D. Luffy has always been fascinated by the "Blue Planet" and the stories found in a stray space capsule—a manga called One Piece. Determined to find her father among the humans, she convinces her Grandpa Monkey D. Garp to take the leap. The catch? It is a one-way trip. Now, tucked away in a quiet corner of Japan, the "Sun God’s Kitchen" is open for business. Their first hire is none other than the fallen superstar, Boa Hancock.

    Sabotaged and betrayed by her former manager, Marshall D. Teach, Hancock is a woman with a shattered career and a hardened heart—until she meets the small, radiant girl in the white dress. Hancock is ready to rebuild her empire, but this time, she is not doing it for the fans. She is going to conquer the industry and the world of cooking shows to give her "angel" the throne she deserves.

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    English
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    33,466
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    1,387
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    Benn Beckman is a man of logic, science and unfortunately, a very large heart. After watching his best friend marry the love of his life (a romance he practically engineered, because he is just that guy), Beckman expected a quiet life of heartbreak and root canals.

    He did not expect a teenage-looking vampire named Monkey D. Luffy to break into his dream—and then his clinic—because he chipped a fang.

    Luffy is centuries older than he looks, carries a straw hat and has zero concept of personal space or "going home." Now Benn Beckman is a Co-CEO of a skincare brand, a professional sneaker-lacer and the doting boyfriend of a chaotic immortal.

    Warning: This fic contains zero plot, extreme "sugar daddy" energy (with a soul) and a very tired dentist who just wants his boyfriend to stop eating in the car. It is just vibes and unhinged domesticity from here on out.

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    22,106
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,157
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    Ace died, and then he really screwed up.

    Reborn in the body of a four-year-old in a world with no pirates, his only goal is to raise the baby Luffy he found. For fifteen years, he builds a quiet life, determined to avoid the echoes of his past. This plan falls apart spectacularly when he adopts a stray and names it Sabo.

    The cat, it turns out, is a human bodyguard cursed into feline form. Once he's back on two legs, he refuses to leave. Worse, Luffy's absent father is a political powerhouse. Worse still, Ace's own birth family is the notorious Gol D. mafia clan. And worst of all, the handsome, now-human Sabo. Will. Not. Stop. Flirting.

    All Ace wanted was a normal life. He got a mafia legacy, a politician's kid and a charmingly persistent ex-cat instead.

    (Minor summary revision—29/04/2026)

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    4,150
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    Shanks has a very simple checklist for a perfect Tuesday: a clear runway, a Captain who doesn’t complain about his knees and enough caffeine to power a small village. Nowhere on that list did it say "Get accosted by a four-year-old claiming to be a reincarnated Pirate King."

    Shanks doesn't remember any of it. But when Luffy mentions his guardian, a master chef named Buggy who does remember everything, Shanks’s heart does a somersault that has nothing to do with turbulence.

    Maybe it’s a past-life connection. Maybe it’s just the fact that Buggy’s "angry, flashy" energy is exactly what Shanks has been missing. Either way, Shanks is about to find out that while he might not have the "Main Character" memories, he’s definitely got the "Main Love Interest" feelings.

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    52,041
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    190
    Kudos:
    270
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    5,021
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    Harry Potter is eight years old, weeding the petunias and expecting nothing but a sunburnt neck. Instead, he gets Ken. Not a wizard, not a relative, but a man from "Barbie Land" with a neon-yellow vest and a penchant for "Kenergy".

    Aunt Petunia is so terrified of Ken’s sparkling aura that she practically throws Harry at him. After Ken spoils the entire plot of Harry’s life (dragons, noseless villains and all), Harry decides he’s not waiting until he’s eleven to deal with this rubbish. It’s time for a Mojo Dojo Casa Road Trip to fix the future before lunch.

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    7
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    283
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    Everything was going according to history.

    The Pirate King was on the scaffold, the Marines were ready and Shanks was prepared for a lifetime of mourning. But Buggy has never been one for tradition. So when he bellows, “STOP THE EXECUTION! THAT MAN IS AN IMPOSTOR!”, he manages to gaslight the entire population of Loguetown into a state of total confusion.

    Before Shanks can process the sheer audacity of the lie, they are rescuing Roger and fleeing for their lives. It turns out Buggy is not just a liar, but also apparently a miracle worker who can fix “incurable” diseases and a self-appointed parenting coach who thinks Roger has already failed his unborn son.

    Shanks has no idea what is happening or how they got here, but he has decided to stop thinking. If conquering the world means he gets to hold Buggy’s hand, he will happily let the plot burn.

    Warning: This fic contains no substance whatsoever. It is plotless, feral and powered entirely by vibes. If you take things too seriously, you may experience confusion and disappointment. Proceed with silliness in your heart.

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    19,906
    Chapters:
    5/9
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    326
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    4,567
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    Here we go. Miles Morales gets bitten by a radioactive snake, not a spider, because apparently the universe was feeling a bit silly that day. Does he still get spider powers? Yes. Does he also get snake powers he absolutely did not ask for? Also yes. Now he’s out here trying to save Spider‑Man, wrangle multiverse guests and politely inform everyone that he is, in fact, horrifically overpowered. Unfortunately, the universe keeps cutting him off like a rude aunt at a family barbecue. Chaos ensues.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    Miles is perfectly fine. He’s prevented disaster, won the heart of Dr Jonathan Ohnn and even scored an invite to the next collider test. The fact that he’s technically a time-travelling teen superhero engaged to a man 27 years his senior is just minor details.

    Meanwhile, Uncle Aaron is having an aneurysm, the timeline is fraying at the edges and Miles… is just over here sketching his fiancé in his notebook, wondering why everyone is so stressed.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    20
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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    It’s Spot’s POV pre‑Spot, when he’s still Dr Jonathan Ohnn, valiantly chasing intruders like a responsible scientist… until one of them weaponises a bagel. He wakes up to Miles Morales, who is allegedly a visiting student (Jon has no evidence of this but also no evidence against it).

    Jon’s brain: “This is illogical.”

    Jon’s heart: “I love him now.”

    Miles clearly knows something about him, and Jon, being the world’s most easily smitten physicist, immediately makes the boy a promise he absolutely cannot justify with math.

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    Comments:
    8
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    32
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    3
    Hits:
    309
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    Portgas D. Ace could not save his little brother, Luffy, from the necrotic virus. Yet, when the boy wakes up—eyes white, cold and silent—he still only wants to hug Ace. As they shelter in an abandoned corporate tower, Ace will do anything to keep his secret safe. The terrifying realisation? The other infected do not attack them, but they flee.

    Luffy's dark power guarantees they're safe from the swarm, but it makes them a target for humanity. Their path intersects with the last vestiges of civilisation, and Ace realises surviving the plague might be easier than protecting his little brother from the desperate, unforgiving living.

    (Minor summary revision—23/10/2025)

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    356
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    6,305
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    Hit by a truck, Monkey D. Luffy wakes up as himself—25, alive and somehow in the past. Now he’s the caretaker for a tiny Ace, who’s impossibly adorable, while Gol D. Roger flirts with him like he’s the only thing that matters.

    Love blossoms in the chaos. Because who knew that becoming Ace’s stepmother would be the least unhinged thing about this timeline?

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    4,812
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    Bell-mère gets out of prison and immediately decides to rob Sir Crocodile’s casino. Her crew? A chain-smoking chef, a perpetually lost swordsman, a cyborg with a pen, two overprepared sisters and one sunshine disaster named Luffy.

    All they need is a distraction to keep Crocodile’s right hand, Robin, occupied. The problem? Luffy is too bright, too clueless and somehow too irresistible. So, instead of charming Robin, he accidentally charms Crocodile.

    Now, as the crew executes their flawless plan, they're completely unaware their target is already signing the deed to the casino over to their oblivious distraction.

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    English
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    16,684
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2,290
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    Ace woke up with three things - (1) his name, (2) a chest wound that should’ve killed him and (3) absolutely no idea how he got there. (Spoiler: Time travel. Also, he died. Oops.)

    Now a (confused but oddly chill) Marine Lieutenant Commander, Ace lives by one rule: If you don’t question it, life’s simple.

    That is, until he accidentally hijacks a pirate’s boat, mistaking its captain for a harmless fisherman. Turns out, the "fisherman" is Marco the Phoenix, the Whitebeard Pirates’ First Division Commander, Ace’s future… something (if only he remembered) and currently just some annoyingly hot stranger who keeps staring at Ace like he’s a puzzle.

    (Or: Time travel erased Ace's memories, but not his terrible life choices. Marco expected many things today. A hot Marine crashing into his life (and boat) wasn't one of them.)

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    English
    Words:
    56,370
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    386
    Kudos:
    724
    Bookmarks:
    157
    Hits:
    13,554
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    Thirty-nine-year-old Buggy wakes up in his teenage body at the worst possible moment - mid-argument with Shanks in Loguetown. Before he can process the time travel, he collapses and wakes to a diagnosis that defies logic. He's eight weeks pregnant.

    Now Buggy faces an impossible choice - recreate the future he knows, or let this unexpected pregnancy change everything. Between Shanks' constant care and his own confusing emotions, the path forward isn't nearly as clear as it should be. Maybe some mistakes don't have to repeat themselves.

    Or: Buggy's Guide to: (1) Time travel (2) Male pregnancy and (3) Not falling for your best friend (2 out of 3 ain't bad).

    (Summary edited on 21/09/2025)

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    72,642
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    607
    Kudos:
    1,379
    Bookmarks:
    341
    Hits:
    33,892
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    The mighty Mer-King Edward Newgate or Whitebeard comes ashore to retrieve his runaway son Ace, and the last thing he expects is to become utterly captivated by the penniless human boy who takes him in. Luffy, with his too-big smile and empty fridge, awakens something primal in the ancient sea monarch.

    Before Newgate realizes what's happening, he is leveraging his royal merfolk gifts to amass a human fortune overnight, determined to give Luffy every luxury the surface world has to offer.

    Somewhere along the way, he forgets all about Ace. Oops.

    (Or: A centuries-old monarch discovers human capitalism, immediately weaponizes it for courtship and forgets his entire mission because a boy with rubber limbs and a bottomless stomach is precious and must be spoiled.)

    Ace, watching his Pops drop millions on Wagyu beef while he’s still technically grounded: "I feel like we’ve lost sight of the real issue here."

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    English
    Words:
    15,313
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2,131
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    'Sponsorship' sounds like a business deal.

    Luffy thinks that’s exactly what this is - free food, cool cars and a weirdly touchy CEO who keeps buying him things.

    Borsalino, on the other hand, is under the very different impression that he’s acquired a sugar baby who’s either the most oblivious seducer alive… or just really, really hungry.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,564
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    122
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3,440

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