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“Oh my god, is that a pregnancy test?”
“But who…?”
“It’s mine!” Wei Wuxian announced, his voice shrill and so loud everyone fell silent.
or, jc finds a positive pregnancy test in the bathroom. wwx takes one for the team
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02 Dec 2023
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I love omegaverse comedy it's so good
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For the Right Reasons by Eevee (ChaosBitch) for Prince_kun
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Apr 2023
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This season’s Bachelorette theme, Bachelorette: Family Feud, had been Jin Guangyao's idea; he’d sold it to the executive producers (his father and his father’s rich friends) as a way they could get some exposure for their marriageable offspring, most of whom were trying to be Instagram influencers, models, or “funtrepreneurs.”
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What happens when contestants on the world's most popular dating show discover that they might be more into each other?
Good television, that's what.
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It had begun with sharp words on that battlefield and crept into a terrible intimacy. They had fought, and they had argued, until Lan Zhan’s face had stepped too close and Wei Wuxian had felt the press of lips against his.
It had begun as it would end, and now, spread across the bed of the man that would be his lover but never his friend, Wei Wuxian could only moan.
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the absence of hunger by parsnipit
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Jun 2021
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Lan Zhan stops before him, standing stiff and straight. He meets Wei Wuxian’s eyes—glaring! He’s glaring at Wei Wuxian! Wow, he hasn’t done that in a while! “I spoke with Lan Jingyi today.”
“Okay,” Wei Wuxian says, arching his eyebrows. He knows Lan Jingyi can be a handful, but really, he’s not that bad. “I’m sorry?”
“He told me that you have not been eating.”
Wei Wuxian chuckles. This is not the appropriate response.
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there's no protection from the love by twinagonies for Scourge Daughter (scourgedaughter)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Mar 2022
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“A-Ning,” he says, when Wen Ning picks up. “Does this—who, if you had a gun to your head, who would you say this was?’”
“Buuuuuttt,” says the high-pitched tinny voice that comes through. He listens while someone, presumably Wen Ning, chases A-Yuan away from the phone. He must be on speaker. “It’s baba’s butt!”
It's not like Wei Ying's mind was ever a comfortable place to live, but it's certainly not helped by the posters of his own naked body popping up around his neighborhood.
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best laid plans by ilip13 for wingsofbadass
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Mar 2023
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Maybe if Wei Ying is sweet enough, generous enough, loving enough now, then Lan Zhan will forgive him for the disaster that had been earlier.
Oh, who is Wei Ying kidding. Bad sex is forever. No one forgets it. He certainly hasn’t; all of his failed past attempts are currently parading themselves in his brain, like a fashion show of bad dick maneuvers.
Their relationship may survive this — for a little while, at least — but Wei Ying? Wei Ying is doomed now. From now on, Lan Zhan won’t be able to look at him without thinking, this is the man who failed to top me.
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Wei Ying and Lan Zhan try something new.
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09 Apr 2023
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Thank You for Submitting by westiec
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Dec 2020
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"Boring. Another tired submission of a log with a coke can. You could do better, but I suspect you won't. Ridiculous. F"
"A joke pic. The use of emoji to 'dress' your dick is unoriginal, though decently executed, and the clean background and inclusion of your hand and body shows you put more effort into this than the juvenile attempt at humor suggests. Have confidence in your dick, sender. C"
"Lazy. Putting a seasonal hat on your dick does not improve a lacklustre dick pic. Try harder, sender. D-"
Wei Ying has only had this blog for five minutes, but he is making it his mission in life to earn an A+ rating.
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- Part 3 of Author's Favorites
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05 Apr 2023
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Happee ever after by Anonymous for westiec
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Apr 2021
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In a single, smooth motion, Lan Zhan seized Wei Ying’s wrists and drove his body sideways to slam Wei Ying hard against the wall. At the impact, Wei Ying’s phone skittered out of his hand and clattered against the tile. Lan Zhan clapped his palm over Wei Ying’s mouth, muffling his sharp cry of protest.
And there they were, suspended in time. Lan Zhan pressed himself tightly against Wei Ying, relishing the close contact, the heat, the naked exhilaration in Wei Ying’s eyes.
“It was you,” Lan Zhan growled. “You are the… the pervert.”
“Yeah.” Breathing rapidly, Wei Ying strained uselessly against Lan Zhan’s grip for a few beats. When he realized that he would not be able to overpower Lan Zhan physically, he went limp. “Gonna turn me in?”
Someone has been filming their coworkers using the office restrooms without their knowledge or consent. Lan Zhan, ever a vigilante, decides to take matters into his own hands.- Language:
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31 Mar 2023
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Fentao-laoshi's Guide to Cut-Sleeve Pleasures by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2023
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Lan Wangji says, “I am also looking to . . . gain practical experience. It seemed mutually advantageous.”
“Mutually advantageous,” Wei Wuxian echoes. “Wait. Do you mean I’d get to . . . ?”
Lan Wangji stares at him.
“Practice — on you?” Wei Wuxian finishes, his eyes round with disbelief.
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During a shared summer studying in the Cloud Recesses, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian diligently pursue an informed sexual education. What could possibly be the harm in some mutual learning?
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12 Feb 2023
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The More Things Change by nirejseki
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Sep 2021
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“My lady,” the midwife said. “Congratulations. You have a daughter.”
Madame Jin shook her head. “I need a son,” she said.
“My lady –”
“I’m not doing that again,” Madame Jin said, her voice getting stronger. “I need a son.”
“But –”
She looked at her loyal maid, who inclined her head.
A knife flashed.
“Congratulations, my lady,” her maid said, pushing aside the midwife’s body with her foot. “You have a son.”
Madame Jin smiled.
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Lan Wangji discovers a kink. Wei Wuxian narrowly avoids discovering Lan Wangji's kink.
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21 Dec 2022
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Lie Back and Think of Yunmeng by sophie_448
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Sep 2022
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In this moment, Wei Ying is grateful not to be wholly ignorant of what's to come, as mortifying as his training had been. He remembers the way Madam Yu had sneered when she talked of such things. Alphas wanted the illusion of innocence, she said. "But then they expect you to become a desperate slut the second they bless you with the gift of their cock." She had rolled her eyes. "A desperate slut exclusively for them, of course."
It's this performance that Wei Ying is moments away from enacting. He fervently hopes that being breached by that massive pillar doesn't hurt too much for him to hide it. Wei Ying is an expert at hiding when he's hurting, but even he has his limits. Why does his husband have to be so well endowed?
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Bookmarked by moonfrost_shash (sunkitten_shash)
20 Dec 2022
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YES THIS
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Wei Wuxian interrupts his musing. “Do you want to try that?”
Jiang Cheng glances at him, being careful to keep the lower half of his body flat on the bed. Is Wei Wuxian stupid? “Who wouldn’t want to try that? But who would,” he falters, “do it for me?"
Wei Wuxian is fiddling with the blanket but his gaze when he meets Jiang Cheng’s eyes is daring, not shy at all. “I’d do it. To you,” he adds, in case his meaning wasn’t clear. “C’mon, Jiang Cheng. You’d like it, huh? Let me. Let me suck your cock.” He’s pouting, an expression that Jiang Cheng knows to his bones means trouble. “It’ll be good, I promise.”
How many times has Wei Wuxian coaxed him into something foolish with that same tone of voice and that same smile? And how many times has it ended with trouble for Jiang Cheng?
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19 Dec 2022
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shoot your shot -- hot or knot by defractum
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2022
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"Hi, I'm Wei Wuxian. I'm a Career Omega and this is my fourth season on the show. I like spicy food, archery and alphas who are funny. Or maybe I don't, I haven't rolled over for one yet." On-screen, Wei Wuxian winks at the audience laughter.
Hot or Knot is the world's most popular reality TV show. Part dating show, part survival show, Hot or Knot is everyone's guilty pleasure - and Wei Wuxian is a fan favourite.
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The Love Island/Hunger Games reality dating tv show A/B/O au
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Bookmarked by moonfrost_shash (sunkitten_shash)
18 Apr 2022
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God-tier premise
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Fond by Phelpstwinsandelftwins
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Sep 2021
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Five times people accidentally catch Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji being intimate in public.
(and one time Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji eavesdrop on someone else)
Now with added bonus polyamorous junior quartet and a hint of Twin Prides of Yunmeng reconciliation, as a treat.
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18 Apr 2022
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Brotherhood by Onomatopoetikon
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Jan 2022
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He is struck suddenly by how ridiculous this situation is. In this entire camp, filled to the brim with thousands of cultivators – two of which are so close to him that he feels as though their souls are bound together – there is no one but Wangji who can help him arrange his hair.
"I am sorry to bother you with this” he says quietly, feeling the heat of embarrassment on his neck.
"It is not a bother” Wangji replies, sectioning off another few partitions of hair before securing the base of the topknot with a couple of pins.
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On the morning of the brotherhood ceremony, Lan Xichen asks his brother to help with his hair. They talk.Series
- Part 5 of The Lord of Munificent Waters
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The night I fell in love with you (it only took one kiss to know) by Onomatopoetikon
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Jan 2022
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The hall they are standing in is not small, by any standards. It is almost three meters wide and goes on for quite a bit, deeper into the flat. But they are standing closer together than they have in two full days, and they are in private, and Lan Huan just smells so good and is looking at Meng Yao with the warmest, most besotted smile, and there is a wall right there.
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Or, the story in which Meng Yao comes over to Lan Huan's for a casual "dinner and shaming of property ads"-second date, and loses track of time in a white leather couch.
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- Part 3 of Stars so bright
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10 Feb 2022
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Too Much Is Not Enough by ChaoticUpLate (ChaoticAndrogynous) for adspexi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Apr 2021
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Jin Guangyao thinks about his past and Nie Mingjue's future during one of their many clandestine hate-sex encounters.
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01 Feb 2022
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wouldn't trade you for anything by merelydovely for ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2021
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There can't really be any reason Wei Ying would have to consummate his arranged marriage on the first night, right?
Right?!
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23 Jan 2022
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Under Extreme Duress by sssrha
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Aug 2020
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Later, curled up at Lan Wangji’s side in a meadow behind the Cloud Recesses, something suddenly occurs to Wei Wuxian. He sits upright. “Lan Zhan,” he says, “my brother thought we were having sex. Why would he think that?”
Lan Wangji glances pointedly at the forehead ribbon that’s currently wrapped around Wei Wuxian’s wrist. Wei Wuxian laughs. “Ah, fair enough.”
Or: Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji bond over being the only betas in the Cloud Recesses, surrounded by horny alphas and omegas who just want to bang. And, of course, they’re the ones tasked with making sure no one has sex, because the universe apparently hates them.