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Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.
She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.
As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.
Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.
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08 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger, certified genius, works in a single-person department and prefers it that way.
When Hermione starts getting death threats, Draco Malfoy becomes her unwanted office partner and unofficial bodyguard. That is, until an attempt on her life forces Draco to take drastic measures to ensure Hermione’s safety...
(Or, a story in which Draco makes Hermione wear a golden amulet around her neck that is in the shape of the ‘divine phallus’. A peen.)
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08 Mar 2026
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The Hogwarts gang gathers at a fancy resort in Switzerland for a destination wedding. Antics ensue. New bonds are formed. Old enemies become friends... and lovers. Inspired by The White Lotus.
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08 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger’s career continues to go from strength to strength but she can’t fight the feeling that something is missing from her life. She never expected to be divorced & alone before she’d hit her 30’s, but after escaping a toxic, abusive marriage the last thing she wants is a serious relationship.
When Hermione stumbles upon on an advert on a dating page for ‘two males in an established relationship, seeking a female for some casual fun’, she finds she cannot resist the opportunity to explore some anonymous, no strings attached, casual fun. What ensues is a sexual awakening for Hermione Granger which leads to all parties left wanting ‘more’, but when their true identities are revealed will they still feel the same way?
Join Hermione and friends for a wild ride of female empowerment, healing, redemption, rediscovering self worth and embracing sexuality.
**This is a standalone fanfiction and can be read without reading my fic 'Faerie Wine'. However, if you are going to read them both then I recommend reading 'Casual Fun' first, as the characters from this story will make an appearance in ‘Faerie Wine’ in later chapters.**
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- Part 1 of Casual Fun
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06 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger wasn’t planning to offer to deflower her colleague and friend, Draco Malfoy. Nor did she expect him to accept the odd proposal.
Now, they're drafting sex agendas, negotiating terms and limits, and scheduling orgasms like it's one of their curse-breaking Ministry projects. It's strictly professional (of course), except Draco is painfully hot in that nerdy way, tragically inexperienced, and has these eyeglasses that should be illegal.
Seven days. One thirty-year-old virgin. Zero chance of staying just friends.
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- Part 1 of The Agenda Series
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06 Mar 2026