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Singes Like Hope by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 Aug 2025
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Daniel blinked at the rapidly decreasing pain. The vampire was staring at him intently. It was unnerving. The whole of him was.
Everything about him set Daniel on edge. The fact he could pass for human perfectly fine, if his eyes weren't so weird, if he bothered to breathe or blink. The way he was looking at Daniel like he knew him already. Like he'd already seen Daniel's whole life ahead of him.
"How do we know each other?" Daniel mumbled.
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Eros & Thanatos by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
28 Apr 2025
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The vampire laughed. Daniel's eyes slid over his teeth, straight, blunt. He couldn't help but notice Armand looked like a whole different person when he laughed. Or like a more convincing person, at the very least.
"No, I don't believe you'd taste like that."
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OR: Armand attempts to take care of Daniel. Daniel, who only half-remembers him, is equal parts wary and curious to a fault.
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Pity and Resentment by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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He brings victims to the foot of his coffin. Young girls, good girls, that don't drink, don't do drugs, don't usually go home with strangers. They make the first and last compromise of their principles because they're tired of monotony, of being prim and proper. They want excitement, want to do something reckless and stupid, and get away with it. Armand can sympathize.
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Riddle of Revenge by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
14 Mar 2025
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The sun was an implacable all-pervasive presence somewhere above him. Time stretched like the pulling out of intestines, untwisting three feet of them, five, nine, sixteen, a clown's handkerchief, endless. Daniel couldn't tell how long he's been there. How long he's been conscious.
His head hurt, heavy with the impossible accumulation of seven decades of migraines and hangovers and withdrawals stacked on top of each other and felt all at once. Closing his eyes did fuck all to help. He doubted an Advil would work now.
A mediocre star, his ass.
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OR: Just turned Daniel wakes up stranded on a beach and has to navigate his changing body's needs, urges and shortcomings.
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in a car with a girl, promise me she's not your world by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
06 Feb 2025
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He scrunches his right eye closed to bring the doubled silhouettes into a single focused image. His hips carefully press into the hump on the floor. Dennis's jacket doesn't make a sound. It feels so good, Mac wishes he could.
OR: Mac watches Dennis have sex - before the airplane storage room, before the Y2k bunker, before the tapes - there's the Rover.
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What loving to run towards something can do to a man by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandom: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 Aug 2025
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Artworks by teaspoonofdoom, teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Gotham (TV), Killing Eve (TV 2018), Poison Ivy (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
18 Aug 2020
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AU for season 4 in which Barbara realises working with the Sirens for Sofia is not for her. She returns to the Narrows, gets personally involved with one Lee Thompkins and in doing so comes between her and Edward.
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Not Under My Heart but in It by GrayGiantess
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
20 May 2025
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Louis doesn’t realize there’s something wrong until the jet’s landing gear touches the tarmac at Dubai International.
Then he hears it, almost immediately: a voice, confused and scared. Loud. A vampire’s voice.
Daniel.
Daniel, Louis projects out. Daniel, is that you?
Louis? Daniel answers almost immediately.
A wave of dread washes over Louis. What did he do? he asks.
In which Louis returns to Dubai to find an abandoned fledgling in his home.
Microfic May prompt: Abandoned
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- Part 6 of Microfic May 2025
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Bookmarked by teaspoonofdoom
11 Sep 2025
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"I know I might look naive to you, but I am an adult in my own right," said Rashid as he ashed his cigarette over the balcony railing. His voice was as soft as silk.
The bony part of his wrist peaked between the leather glove and the long sleeve of his shirt, so delicate and pretty that Daniel wondered if a strong enough gust of wind could snap it in half. Or maybe a hard grip would do the trick. "Mr. Du Lac is not my keeper. I do not need his permission to seek my own pleasure."
"So you try to fuck all your bosses' guests?"
Rashid shook his head. "No, only you."
— An alternative universe in which two-time Pulitzer winning, retired reporter and journalist Daniel Molloy embarks on a very ill-advised affair with the help.
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Bookmarked by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
09 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Chapter 6 beloved...
This should be required reading! So! Good! -
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Armand presses his hand against Daniel’s where it still traces his hair, his ear, feels the veins full of his precious blood roping over the backs of his knuckles and up his wrists. “I dreamt I was a mortal.”
“What, all the way back in … ?”
“No, love. Here. With you.”
Daniel snorts, opens his mouth to say something, but Armand presses a finger to his lips.
“You want me to tell you, so let me. Spare the commentary.”
Bookmarked by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
11 Mar 2025
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Such Unfortunates by SheOfBadIdeas, shineforthee
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
07 Feb 2025
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Who of us had not loved something or somebody? How much did these feelings, these loves, these worships, have to do with pure reason? Little or nothing, we saw at last. Were not these things the tissue out of which our lives were constructed? Did not these feelings, after all, determine the course of our existence? It was impossible to say we had no capacity for faith, or love, or worship. In one form or another we had been living by faith and little else.
from The Big Book by William G. Wilson and Robert H. Smith, Chapter 4: We Agnostics
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Armand and Daniel on living by more than faith.
Bookmarked by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
23 Mar 2025
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ISO: Carer to look after my father for 8 weeks this summer.
Dad is 71, early stage Parkinson’s disease, broke his hip 6 weeks ago. No signs of cognitive decline; mostly needs help with household tasks (cooking, light cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping), getting dressed, showering, changing cat litter/general cat care, getting to and from appointments.
Please know what you are getting into; Dad is physically more or less in good health but awful at accepting his limitations, unnecessarily mean, generally uncooperative, and largely nocturnal. Imagine yourself caring for a feral raccoon that is convinced it’s going to write another book, then subtract everything that is cute about raccoons.
$20/hour, roughly 4 hours a day. Must be able to pass a background check and lift 50 lbs. Patience of a saint not required but preferred.- Language:
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Bookmarked by teaspoonofdread (teaspoonofdoom)
08 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
everyone do yourselves a favor and read this NOW