10 Works by techsucks

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    Snotlout picked up several black scales. “These came from a dragon.”

    Astrid summed up the situation by saying, “This doesn’t make any sense.”

    “Sure it does,” Tuffnut casually stated. “Our shrimpy Hiccupy fellow really did catch a night fury with that awesomely destructive weapon of his and it crashed right here, but instead of killing the night fury he freed it instead.”

    Snotlout responded, “That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Not even Hiccup is that stupid.” And for once, Astrid agreed with him, though she would never admit it.

    Little did they know they were all about to get their own dragons and become Hiccup's best friends for life. Basically what if the gang joined Hiccup way earlier in the first movie. (Summary might change if I think of something better. I'm tired.)

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    The apocalypse began in 1981.

    He finally found a sign that said 'Welcome to Gravity Falls.' Stan rolled past the sign with a postcard clutched in his hand.

    Suddenly the sky was barfing nightmares. In the distance, he could see a bunch of monster-things taking a joy ride in an open roof race car that had way to many modifications for any sane person to think it looked cool. In the drivers seat was a…a yellow triangle? He thought the triangle was holding a gold statue of something, but he couldn’t be sure what it was at this distance. There was also some kind of giant goblin, a lady covered in pink fire, a talking hectagon, a giant set of dentures, and a big grey loaf of bread with legs. Was that rave music coming from the floating pyramid?

    Ford, you absolute moron. What did you do?

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    Mabel looked Stan in the eye and, after a slightly hurtful amount of booing, started to tell her own story. “I’m going to tell a not terrible story called…Trooth Ache!”

    Stan let out a tired sigh, already guessing what his grandniece would talk about. She and Dipper had been on his case ever since yesterday when they decided to use magical dentures to trick him into telling the truth about every dirty deed they asked about. He would be proud if they just stopped asking So. Many. Questions. About. His. Brother.

    Unfortunately, when his brother stepped out of the portal he was...strange. Cagey. Weird. If Ford was an animal, Stan might even say feral.

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    Stan came to this bridge to rid the world of a piece of trash. He had no future, no life, no friends or family. The world had no place for him. He was trash.

    Ford just happens to be driving by when he sees his brother sitting on the edge of a bridge.

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    It was the best kept secret in the galaxy that there was only ever one Mand’alor. One Mand’alor who guided their people with a steady hand. One who led them through centuries of war and peace alike. One who was connected to the Manda and Ka’ra. Who followed his role as an extension of his people’s will, yet guided them towards a stronger Mandalore too. After every death, he was reincarnated and returned to lead his people, again. Canderous Ordo, Khomo Fett, Aga Awaud, Tarre Vizsla, Jaster Mereel, and on and on for nearly 10,000 years. Hundreds of names and faces, but all the same person.

    It was the the middle of the Clone Wars. Within the walls of The Negotiator, Mand'alor Kenobi woke up and Remembered.

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    The venom dripped onto his eyes, and he screamed.

    He struggled against his bindings, and refused to think about where the bindings came from. He had to get out. He had to go and find his family. He had to protect them. He-

    He and Sigyn heard the heavy thud of feet enter the cave, and his brothers voice thundered, “Who…did this…to you?!”

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    Obi-Wan has been a Sith Lord his entire life. Not that the Jedi know that. It would be very counterproductive if the Council knew that one of their members was actually a Sith that had infiltrated the Temple decades ago and help set up the pieces for the genocide of the Jedi and fall of the Republic. But he's raised a padawan too knighthood, he'd discovered what friendship is, he's touched the Light. And now...

    Now he can't go through with it.

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    “What?”

    The Father simply gave a tired sigh. “When my Daughter died, there was no longer a conduit for the Light Side of the Force. Without a conduit for the Light, the scales have been tipped. Darkness will spread unopposed throughout the galaxy. The Force is completely out of balance. For the sake of the universe, I am asking you to take her place.”

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    Obi-Wan is asked to take the Daughter's place after her death.

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    Padme’s upset only grew. “I can’t believe it has come to this. Chancellor Palpatine is one of my oldest advisors. He served as my ambassador when I was Queen, he was one of my mentors growing up...but it has become increasingly clear that the Chancellor has become an enemy of democracy.” She said with grief written on her face.

    “How can we be assured that whoever takes the office will serve in the interests of democracy? How can we be certain that they will give up their emergency powers when the time is right?” Senator Taneel spoke up, doubtful of the whole plan. “Even if there was a way to remove the Chancellor from office, surely there is no one in the Senate who we can trust with this much power.”

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    How Obi-Wan ended up as the Supreme Chancellor, even though no one asked him if he wanted it. (He doesn't)

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    It is my belief that if it weren’t for Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi would have completely lost all sense of purpose and hope. So here is my theory on what would’ve happened if Luke and Leia and no one else at all survived Revenge of the Sith.

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