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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    "Do not worry, котенок. They could not relate to us because we are the best. Best at hockey, best at sex."

    Shane laughed at that, muffled where he was. "I thought he and Lisa were great for each other, though."

    "But we are perfect for each other."

    Shane looked up.

    "We were destined for each other."

     

    or: Shane doesn't realised how one in a billion their love is for each other

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    04 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Tyler Joseph is a puppy hybrid, more specifically he’s Josh’s hybrid.

    Which means that normally he’s energetic, affectionate, and almost impossible to keep still. He also loves to follow Josh almost everywhere, on errands, the studio, around the house. He even curls up next to him whenever he gets tired.

    So when Tyler isn’t his usual self, of course Josh notices.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    @Emslife
    Um, I am pretty sure Ilya Rozanov is at the same club as me
    [A blurry picture of Ilya in a black button-down, behind the DJ booth, surrounded by women]

    @HockeyTea
    According to several sources, Shane Hollander is not with Rozanov tonight

    Or, Ilya goes clubbing, and Shane shows up late. While thousands of strangers on the internet completely lose their minds, Shane and Ilya are enjoying themselves.

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    29 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 86

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    Shane and Ilya have been married long enough to know there are many ways to show affection.
    Apparently, they've settled on trying to beat each other at everything.
    A perfectly ordinary morning becomes a series of increasingly ridiculous competitions, and by the time the Centaurs get to practice, Shane and Ilya are already keeping score.
    Then Coach Wiebe gives the team one very tempting reason to stay on the floor a little longer.
    Things get competitive.
    Things get sweaty.
    And eventually, the rest of the team starts wondering if they should give the married couple some privacy.

    Or: Shane and Ilya are disgustingly in love, competition is their favorite way to flirt, and their teammates would really appreciate it if they could stop making everything look like foreplay.

    Don't count on it.

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    29 Aug 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov loves his husband normally.

    Or, at least, that is what he tells everyone.

    Unfortunately for Shane Hollander, Ilya’s definition of normal includes saying “my husband Shane” at every possible opportunity, reposting thirst edits from his verified account, attaching himself to Shane in public like an emotionally unstable wolf, and treating every casual compliment as a personal threat to the sanctity of their marriage.

    Shane complains. Loudly. Often.

    He also never really tells him to stop.

    A story about being loved too much, too publicly, too ridiculously — and learning, slowly, to love loudly back.

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    08 Aug 2026