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    “Alright,” Jordan says, stepping up next to him and pushing him forward. Derek follows when he motions him up to the counter, relieved, because he may be the alpha but Jordan’s his captain, and he’s more than willing to let him take the lead. “You’re going to get him some coffee, and when you give it to him, you’re going to ask if you can get his phone number and if he’d be interested in a date when the season’s over. Offer to take him to a Guardians game or something. We’ll let Allison and Kira plan out the rest of your life tonight, but take it shift by shift until then, Chief.”

    “I take full responsibility for this,” Allison says, joining them at the counter and giving her drink order to the barista. “I should have taught him how to date back in college.”

    “I would have ignored you,” Derek says, sliding his card back in his wallet after they’re all done ordering. He hadn’t dated much in college—he hasn’t dated much at all since either if he’s being truthful, and nothing that could even resemble a relationship. A few dates during the off-season, a hook-up occasionally if he needed it, but Derek’s always been fairly content to be single.

    Until he got to know Stiles.

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    Bruce Wayne falls in love with some random bookstore owner/author named Sally Jackson. So of course his kids start digging into her. And they find... well. Her first ex-husband mysteriously disappeared. Her second husband died in a terrorist attack. And her son's accused of blowing up the St. Louis Arch among many other things.

    And given Bruce's track record of hopelessly loving criminals...

    They're worried.

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    "I'm sorry but do you believe in Werewolves?"

    Or when YouTuber Stiles Stilinski is trying to find a Werewolf editor for his videos because Scott and Isaac like to flash their eyes at the camera and single father (born Werewolf) Derek might be the perfect option.

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    it starts like every cheesy romcom ever: a coffee and forgetting to give a name

    it blossoms into something so much more <3

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