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Evil Abed says, “There are a multitude of ways to begin your villain arc. Some, less unpleasant than others.”
“Like what?”
There’s a pause in which Evil Abed waggles his eyebrows. Abed chokes.
“Oh, come on,” Abed says, voice taut. “That’s—this is crazy. Even for me.”
Or: Evil Abed tries to showcase the advantages of the villainous lifestyle. Abed isn't buying what he's selling.
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Law of the Instrument by the_hypercube
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
31 Mar 2025
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Vi was the first person to see Jinx clearly. She saw her for what she was—something else hiding inside of a child’s skin. Not like a snake, shedding its skin, which implies thought, progression, but something formless, changing without growing, a fluid filling whatever space it can find. A tool—not multipurpose like a Swiss army knife, but multipurpose like a hammer. To a hammer, everything looks like—well.
Or: Post season-1, Jinx and Sevika talk.
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Angel Dust Switches from Hustlers to The Devil Wears Prada by the_hypercube
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Mar 2025
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“I’m going to pin it so it won’t pop up. We don’t want any creases or bumps, so I’m just going straight in.” Velvette almost finished with Is that okay, but changed tack at the last second. “You’re not going to be a pussy about this, are you?”
Angel Dust was grinning. “What, do you want me to flatter you?” He put on a squeaky falsetto. “It’s the biggest I’ve ever seen, I swear mister. I don’t know if I can take it.”
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comes on over, wants to drown his sorrows by the_hypercube
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP Series
02 Mar 2025
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“Okay," Joel said. He shook out his shirt before pulling it on again. "Okay. No hard feelings, but this isn’t happening.”
“What?” Etho didn’t move from his spot at the foot of bed. “No, Joel—you can—you can just talk me through it a bit.”
“Sorry. It’s just a personal rule—I don’t do gay awakenings anymore.” Joel stepped into his pants. “Bad for my mental health.”
Etho cast about for something to say in response to that, and eventually landed on the simple, but true: “I’m not gay.”
“Oh, god,” Joel said.
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A decade before Alastor and Vox fall out, and a few years before Vox meets Valentino, Alastor and Vox have a standing arrangement to get dinner once a week. For Vox, it’s the highlight of his week. For Alastor, it’s excellent entertainment.
Until it isn’t.
Or: Vox cooks for Alastor. It doesn't go well.
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"That was the first twenty seconds of a forty-minute message. Very informative."
Do you think Jeff Winger and Abed Nadir ever explored each other's bodies?
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29 Oct 2025
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no grave can hold my body down (i'll crawl home) by unfinishedrambles
Fandoms: Community (TV)
17 Jun 2020
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To whoever’s reading right now, he heard Troy say in a voice-over customary of letter-reading scenes, hi. Thanks for picking this up. Bet you can’t believe there’s actually a message in this bottle, huh?
Years after Abed moves to L.A., Troy finds his way back into Abed's life—but not how either expected.
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27 Oct 2025
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“You don’t understand. Usually this is the turning point of the episode, but it doesn’t quite feel like an episode anymore.” Abed pauses, trying to find a way to explain what’s happening. It’s similar, perhaps, to when they venture deeper into a genre that requires a voice over. But this isn’t so much a voice over as it is narration. “Ah. Bad news, everyone. I believe today we’ve moved mediums into fanfiction.”
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22 Oct 2025
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When Troy leaves, Abed lets him go. He seems fine for a while. Then he gets sick.
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17 Oct 2025
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Jeff Winger is dead. The good news is, he's made it to the Good Place- a community designed for absolute perfect harmony, with a soulmate and everything he could possibly want. The better news is that he is definitely going to be able to pull this off without getting attached. After all, Jeff doesn't care about anyone but himself.
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14 Oct 2025