thebaldunicorn
Fandoms
- RWBY (8)
- Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja (3)
- Danny Phantom (2)
- Generator Rex (2)
- American Dragon: Jake Long (2)
Recent works
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Caught me staring off the cliff again, looking down on everyone by thebaldunicorn
Fandoms: RWBY
10 Apr 2025
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His mother says it best when he’s little, and they both don’t know any better.
"You are a very special boy, Oscar. My special boy." Momma tells him. "You're gonna do such great things when you grow up."
The first great tragedy is that she's right.
The second is that he believes her.
Or, Oscar was not born angry. The world made him this way.
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Failed Step One by thebaldunicorn
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
17 Jun 2024
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Here's the thing.
They say that admitting you have a problem is the first step. But the first step to what, exactly?
Losing, in Leo's mind.
Problems are only real if you talk about them. So Leo must not have any, because he isn't talking about them. At all. Ever.
(Or, Leo is Completely Fine after the Kraang. He just wishes his family would stop asking.)
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Through magic or his semblance or a combination of both, Oscar has traveled back in time.
He has all this knowledge about upcoming events, he has more combat experience than he ever did as a farmhand even if this version of his body doesn’t show it, and he has an opportunity.
No, what Oscar has is a task. He's going to stop the fall of Beacon, or he's going to die trying.
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Emerald isn't a good person. If she was even born one, she changed not long after. It's who she is.
And yet, Oscar smiles at her. Trusts her. This kid thinks she's worth something, no matter all the terrible things she's done, and so Emerald is starting to think that maybe, maybe, he's right.
one-shots of Emerald and Oscar's friendship
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They've defeated Gunmar. There were no casualties, no sacrifices, no real losses. Jim has his future ahead of him again, an entire summer to spend in the sun with his friends. It's amazing. It's perfect. And at no point, in the very back of his mind, does he think that it's too perfect.
Or, Jim's life is a dream come true. This is not a metaphor.
Recent series
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A Ninja's Memory by thebaldunicorn
Fandom: American Dragon: Jake Long, Danny Phantom, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
12 Oct 2019
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Secret Trio AU starting at the end, where Randy forgets it all. But what is an ending, if not a new beginning?
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- Bookmarks:
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Light Bleeds Through by know_where_usa
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Dec 2025
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Peter doesn’t remember what freedom feels like until he’s given it. Brought in from Hydra’s control and taken in by the Avengers, he’s forced to confront what was done to him and what he’s still capable of becoming. When his past resurfaces, Peter has to understand that healing isn’t about erasing what Hydra made of him, but reclaiming what he couldn’t all those years.
His will, his hope, and his humanity.
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A second, a minute, a lifetime by ToshiChan
Fandoms: Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (Cartoon), Jurassic World: Chaos Theory (Cartoon)
22 Nov 2025
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The longest hours of Kenji’s life are spent waiting in a hospital.
Bookmarked by thebaldunicorn
26 Nov 2025
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The Gray Son is the perfect weapon, the perfect tool for the Court of Owls. CADMUS made sure of that. All he needs are orders. And yet his newest master, Bruce Wayne, seems reluctant to deploy him.
Alternatively: Bruce adopts. Again.
Alternatively alternatively: Dick’s clone, a living weapon, learns how to be a son, a brother, and a friend.
Series
- Part 1 of distortions
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Forgetting why, remember how by queerly_it_is
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
10 Dec 2014
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Cole likes the tavern.
Bookmarked by thebaldunicorn
24 Nov 2025
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Honour, Duty, Blah Blah Blah by Katranga
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition
09 Oct 2016
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What had Varric’s letter said? Was Hawke supposed to announce herself or keep her arrival a secret? Was there somebody waiting for her at the gates? She couldn’t remember and the letter was long gone. She was impressed she even found the place. Sure, “giant fortress in the mountains” sounds easy enough to find, but in reality the mountain range was way bigger than one crumbling fortress.
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AKA: Hawke wanders around Skyhold looking for the Inquisitor, meets everyone, has a bonding session, falls into the Fade. Fenris is not pleased.Series
- Part 3 of Drop the Gauntlets
Bookmarked by thebaldunicorn
23 Nov 2025