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my heart will go on by thebeespatella
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Nov 2025
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far across the distance / and spaces between us / you have come to show you go on
Since the execution of Order 66, ’24 can only detect two significant changes to his “self,” such as it is:
1) He no longer wants anything.
2) His dick no longer works; see above.
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fist, do no harm by thebeespatella
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Oct 2025
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When they step back out, Krell is already bent over on his bunk, and Cathy doesn’t know if he’s supposed to look yet. Or how much/at what juncture looking says, “ah, yes, I’m a detached medical professional observing my patient,” and where it tips into, “I’m a fucking weirdo making hard eye contact with my general’s asshole.”
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untitled goose war game by thebeespatella
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
16 Aug 2025
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Rex looks reflexively at General Kenobi, who is watching Skywalker croon at the bird with a shattered-glass expression that makes Rex feel like he’s seen inside him, which, no thank you; he turns away from that horror show to catch the breathless look Skywalker sends Cody’s way, eyes shining with hope, only for Cody to say, inflected with such thorough disgust it would make a lesser man flinch, “Absolutely the fuck not.”
And then it clicks: soulmate goose.
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hearts and minds by thebeespatella
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
09 Aug 2025
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Cody serves at the pleasure of his general.
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harpoon by thebeespatella for Sishal
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
03 Dec 2024
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They fell into a rhythm. It was good, light coming in through the windows every morning, Seventeen folding up his bed while Cody pretended he was about to get up; Rex puttering around in the kitchen, insisting on breakfast. They didn’t always have somewhere to be, and though he might be whiling away the hours, he no longer felt like he was wasting time.
That’s when the nightmares began.
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with apologies to mr. beckett by thebeespatella
Fandom: Dublin Murder Squad Series - Tana French
17 Jul 2024
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in the pantry (morgue files) by thebeespatella
Fandom: Dublin Murder Squad Series - Tana French, Hannibal (TV), Law & Order: Criminal Intent
22 Jul 2022
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fics that I wrote like 87% of and then wandered away from
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Spidergrief by lovetincture, thebeespatella
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Jul 2021
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Salt in the Wound and a Kiss on My Cheek by Elthadriel for augustwind
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
07 Sep 2024
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Sabé steps forward, catching Padmé off balance, but not letting her fall. She pushes until Padmé’s back hits the door to one of the wardrobes, pinning her there, hands coming up to hold her face. Padmé’s pulse thrums in her throat under Sabé’s hands. This is what Padmé wants, and Sabé willingly bends to her every whim.
Is that not enough?
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Bookmarked by thebeespatella
18 Aug 2025
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Maul's life has always been difficult, but after his defeat at Theed, things got a lot worse.
Bookmarked by thebeespatella
13 Oct 2023
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His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai by CabbagePreacher
Fandoms: John Brown (abolitionist), John Brown Isekai
21 Dec 2025
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The land of Gemeinplatz is a land filled with fantastical creatures, adventurers looking to slay them, and heroes looking to distinguish themselves from the adventurers. The most common of these heroes are those who come from Earth, who enjoy a most leisurely time with their cheat skills. It’s a perfect world, the utopia of those who wish to become overpowered and get their own power fantasy, where even the most everyman of the everyman can pull themselves by their bootstraps and become a hero.
To satisfy the needs of heroes who can’t find function like a normal human being (which most of them can’t), the lucrative Gemeinplatz slave trade crushes the dreams and ruins the lives of hundreds every day. These slaves endlessly labor, in the harems of so-called heroes, at the mansions of the landowning “heroes”, and as rare materials for various dubious magical spells.
In a world that looks down at them as demi-human, where the ruling class has no incentive to end this profitable trade, in which their oppressors are overpowered as all hell, what hope is there for the slaves?
What hope is there, is named John Brown. This time, he’ll finish what he started.
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29 Jul 2025
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In Delusions of Increasing Grandeur by graiai for aguntoaknifefight (swirlingvoid)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
29 Nov 2024
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Obviously, truth is stranger than fiction, and there’s always going to be edge cases in the real world, but for our purposes: just how realistic is Armand’s tragic backstory?
Judging by the number of retweets/reblogs on this post and others like it, fannish opinion seems to be “not very”. But honestly? It’s not that far-fetched.
Or: a fannish academic does a deep dive into the most controversial character in Daniel Molloy’s new novel.
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29 Dec 2024
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A Cabin in the Woods by osprey_archer for razzleydazzley
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Jun 2018
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Soon after the battle of New York, SHIELD sends Steve to an isolated cabin to decompress.
It doesn't seem like a terrible idea till Steve starts seeing Bucky.
Bookmarked by thebeespatella
13 Dec 2024