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  1. Summary

    a medieval-ish fantasy ethubs au
    featuring prince/horsegirl bdubs, his 160k word slow burn for etho, plenty of blood, and a happy (?) ending

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    Vi feels like a third party observer of herself. She can see her own mangy, unwashed, snarling, disgusting desperation – so stark and violent against the Topsiders' unsullied joy and easy wealth.

    These people in Topside are so beautiful. But survival is so ugly.

    Oh, Vi realizes. I never stopped thinking they’re better than me.

    **

    Vi finally finds her way back home – to her sister, to the Undercity, and to herself.

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    21 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    When Vi’s sister, Powder, disappears from her life and her online persona, the chaotic musician Jinx, continues to haunt the web, Vi turns to Caitlyn. What starts as a search through livestreams, cryptic messages, and glitching screens quickly spirals into a world where digital and real blur, eccentric charm masks danger, and finding Jinx might be more unsettling than losing her.

    Inspired by the haunting, immersive world of yeule’s discography.

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    Chapters:
    4/40
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    14 Oct 2025

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    “You just gonna stand there and stare, baby blue?”

    Caitlyn blinks. Inmate 516.

    Vi. Officially Violet. No family name. No family period. None on record, at least, and the record is lacking at best.

    “My name is Caitlyn.”

    “Congratulations.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    12 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    “Thinking about it,” Bdubs murmurs into his hair, voice low and relaxed, “there was sex, and there was a backrub, but I don’t know if we ever actually got into sexy backrub territory.”

    “This guy,” Etho gripes lightly. “What, you want a refund or something?”

    Etho is temporarily blinded. Bdubs offers to help out while he recovers. They've been on-again-off-again friends with benefits for over a decade, so a couple of weeks living together while Etho’s out of action isn’t going to change anything between them.

    Right?

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    30 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Etho looked back at Bdubs. Without thinking, the taller intertwined their fingers together, pulling Bdubs closer and bringing their joined hands up between their chests.

    Bdubs let out an involuntary gasp at the action. Etho chuckled, knocking his forehead lightly against Bdubs’.

    “Hi.” Bdubs said dumbly.

    Or, Etho and Bdubs are like the sun and the moon, and are very much in love.

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    English
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    2,732
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    96
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    24 Sep 2025