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    A series for my fic Send Nudes Winky Face! there's a lot of stuff that didn't make it into that fic, but i wanted to write them so here's this series to keep them all in one place!

    (Formerly "You're not winking hard enough")

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    Akechi lives, but he is very much not okay. Boy, this'll take some work...

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    as the title says! just a place to hold all the fics i wrote a long time ago but never posted. not only for archival purposes, but also bc it's a shame not to share something i was happy to create! just keep in mind that these are all old and most of them are abandoned, so even if they look like they were expecting continuation, i simply never gave it to them.

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    There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. My attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Camus

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    13 Nov 2025

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    In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night.

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    11 Sep 2025

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    [In rare moments of whimsy and indulgence—usually accompanied by cake—Azula would sometimes think of herself as one part of a triangle. Half of a paired dao. The northern point of a compass, even, always guiding straight and true.

    But she thinks, as she contemplates the single cowering candleflame and the stifling darkness, that perhaps she’s been a lone flame all along.

    No matter, though. Zuzu claims to have changed. Maybe Azula will change, too. Maybe she will forge herself into a spear, instead, striking straight and true. Or an arrow in the night. A knife in the dark.

    Her eyes flick up to where Zuko just disappeared from her sight, and she snaps, sharp, precise, and feels lightning-tinged fire arc off her fingertips.

    Or in the back.]

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    Six years after the war, Azula has finally reached her age of majority and is about to be crowned Zuko’s heir. If only Sokka could shake the feeling that she’s plotting something…

    If only Azula could keep Water Tribe from bumbling into her plots.

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    05 Jun 2025

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    Mother is crying. What a terrible son you are. 

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    03 Aug 2024

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    The alcohol sloshes happily in his stomach as he says, “you’re such awful people, you lot,” with the same intonation he would use to tell Farlyn her new sweater looks lovely on her. “I don’t know why I tolerate your company.”

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    25 Jan 2024