19 Works by thewronglong
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Fathers and Children by thewronglong
Fandoms: Earth's Children - Jean M. Auel, The Joe Rogan Experience - Fandom, US Comedians RPF
22 May 2025
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Joe Rogan falls through time and lands in the world of Earth’s Children.
No phone. No way back. Just a broken bow, a backpack, and a baby that isn't his—but won't survive without him.He doesn’t know where he is or why he can understand the language.. , they travel with a baby ibex, gear, and the weight of grief neither of them knows how to carry.
A survival story, a speculative friendship, and a cultural collision that neither man asked for.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 511
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 38
- Hits:
- 614
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Pins, Part 2 by thewronglong
Fandoms: Red Dwarf, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jan 2020
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In order to know what's going on you'll need to start from the beginning of the series... But..
Life for the crew of the Red Dwarf will never be the same now that their fates are entwined with that of the Ineffable Husbands.
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- Part 3 of Eternity Welcomes Careful Drivers
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Tonight, Tonight by thewronglong
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Dec 2019
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Nanny Ashtoreth is feeling down about losing her baby Warlock, Aziraphale's intent to distract her with alcohol turns into a new distraction entirely.
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Zero G and Me, An Adventure in Kama Sutra by thewronglong for cazflibs
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
29 Oct 2019
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This is a remix of Cazflib's The Logistics of Kama Sutra.
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When will the crew of the Red Dwarf learn to stay away from swirly things in space?
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The Monkees have a mysterious new neighbor, misunderstandings, speculations, and pining ensues.
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Packages by thewronglong
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 Sep 2019
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Crowley makes an online order for Aziraphale, their packages become all mixed up.
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Rimmer remembering Lister in his cowboy outfit. Set just after Gunmen of the Apocalypse.
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Blue Eyes and Books by thewronglong
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
18 Sep 2019
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Garak meets a stranger in the replimat. His interest is peaked when they find common ground.
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Sweet Dreams, my love by thewronglong
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Sep 2019
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Crowley passes out after a night of heavy drinking. Aziraphale stays up to drunkenly read, and maybe steal a few glances at his demon's sleeping form.
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- Part 1 of My Love
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Rimmer is having trouble dealing with the over stimulation of his new hard light body.
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Pins and Sins by thewronglong
Fandoms: Red Dwarf, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale and Crowley left the cats to their beloved Fushal, but they didn't know that in just a few short centuries they would be visited upon by Famine.
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- Part 2 of Eternity Welcomes Careful Drivers
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Inside the head of one Arnold J Rimmer.
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Eternity Welcomes Careful Drivers by thewronglong
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Red Dwarf
20 Jun 2019
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The crossover I didn't know I needed to write.
Aziraphale and Crowley were there for the first man and now they'll be there for the last. Will they manage to keep humanity alive? Hopefully. Can they reboot Holly? Maybe. Can they get really smegging drunk? Definitely.
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- Part 1 of Eternity Welcomes Careful Drivers
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4D, or How Rimmer learned to stop worrying and enjoy the Dwarf by thewronglong
Fandoms: Red Dwarf
12 Jan 2019
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Set between series 9 and 10.
The crew discovers a new friend and in the process finds that the mining ship Red Dwarf still holds a few surprises.
Based around the concept of Arnold Rimmer BSC SSC
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Rimmer has loved the RHPS for years, but he had no idea it was this popular.
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Cat regrets blending his spectacles, whatever will he do?
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Set sometime after Rimmer becomes hard light.
Lister is accused of smuggling booze.