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Fathers and Children by thewronglong
Fandoms: Earth's Children - Jean M. Auel, The Joe Rogan Experience - Fandom, US Comedians RPF
22 May 2025
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Joe Rogan falls through time and lands in the world of Earth’s Children.
No phone. No way back. Just a broken bow, a backpack, and a baby that isn't his—but won't survive without him.He doesn’t know where he is or why he can understand the language.. , they travel with a baby ibex, gear, and the weight of grief neither of them knows how to carry.
A survival story, a speculative friendship, and a cultural collision that neither man asked for.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 511
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Pins, Part 2 by thewronglong
Fandoms: Red Dwarf, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jan 2020
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In order to know what's going on you'll need to start from the beginning of the series... But..
Life for the crew of the Red Dwarf will never be the same now that their fates are entwined with that of the Ineffable Husbands.
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- Part 3 of Eternity Welcomes Careful Drivers
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Tonight, Tonight by thewronglong
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Dec 2019
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Nanny Ashtoreth is feeling down about losing her baby Warlock, Aziraphale's intent to distract her with alcohol turns into a new distraction entirely.
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Zero G and Me, An Adventure in Kama Sutra by thewronglong for cazflibs
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
29 Oct 2019
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This is a remix of Cazflib's The Logistics of Kama Sutra.
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My Love by thewronglong
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Sep 2019
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- 1
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Eternity Welcomes Careful Drivers by thewronglong
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Red Dwarf
17 Jan 2020
- Words:
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- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
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A struggling Francis Mulcahy is admitted to a mental institution after returning home. With broken limbs and broken spirit, he simply tries to muddle through. His entire life changes when he runs into a new roommate and his old friend: Hawkeye Pierce. Though Francis is content to let the rest of his existence pass him by, Hawkeye has other ideas - and if he can ignore his own problems. Shouldn't be an issue.
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- English
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17 Oct 2023
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The Sacred Mountain, An Unofficial Book 7 by AndyBlackWrites
Fandoms: Earth's Children - Jean M. Auel
19 Dec 2022
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"The Sacred Mountain" begins ten years after Jean's final book and is my version of where a seventh book might have led. This story explores some of the issues brought up but not resolved in the original books and supplies some answers to a few of those lingering questions.
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06 Jun 2023
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In a dystopian near-future, Global Operations Directive (G.O.D) launched the AI-NGL project. AI-NGL-0 (Angel Zero) is the first empathic A.I. prototype. Zero's programming is challenged when it meets an infamous rebel of the Demons, the Serpent, otherwise known as Anthony J. Crowley. Feelings are complicated enough when one is human, and Zero finds itself at a crossroads: Follow orders, or follow its heart.
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27 Jul 2020
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It's the 1970s and Hell wants Crowley to explore the temptation possibilities of filmed pornography.
Aziraphale offers to help.
aka Crowley makes the porno his pornstache deserves
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- English
- Words:
- 5,884
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 247
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- 87
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- 7,429
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06 Jul 2020
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The members of the 4077th left behind send the Federation distress signal and try to escape before the Klingons arrive. They fail.
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- Part 11 of Welcome to 1951
Bookmarked by thewronglong
30 Apr 2020