thousandblunts
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what do you do when you find your crush bleeding in your bathroom? patch him up and experience homoerotic feelings of course!
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What should have happened after “Revelations.”
currently needs rewriting & continuing. hopefully updating soon :)
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family has i & am in it for a reason by thousandblunts
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Jul 2023
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Then Joyce says, “Is everything okay, sweetie?”
And he breaks.
Or,
Mike Wheeler is hurting and wishes he had a family that loved him. Thank God the Byers exist.
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that i'll never love a boy (the way i love the ocean) by thousandblunts
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Mar 2023
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"They..." He pulls his legs to his chest. He can do this. This is Robin he's talking to. She's not going to judge her for liking someone who isn't exactly a women.
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“Do ever regret meeting me?” She looked at him, surprised, which wasn’t done easily. She hated how he could do that.
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This is where I am putting all my Abbot/Whitaker/Robby brainrot. Goes in chronological order, and exists in a world where most of The Pitt characters engage in some strange workplace poly relationship and flirting.
(Edit: 10/2025. So grateful to see how this series has blown up recently. For the uninitiated, please note that you cannot come to my tumblr or comments and leave hateful/meanspirited/entitled comments about my writing or future writing for this series and not have there be an impact. If too many people are rude or disrespectful of my work, I will remove this entire series. Do better, be better, and get better. Thank you to those that have been supportive and respectful!! <3)All titles, including the series name come from the song 'Take a Slice' by Glass Animals.
Feel free to come yell at me on my tumblr about it!- Words:
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Bookmarked by thousandblunts
26 Dec 2025
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No, there is nowhere I would rather be (never felt more comfortable) by LevityAndLiquorice
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 May 2025
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After everything, Harry doesn’t know where to go.
Scratch that.
‘After’ is a relative concept. There is no ‘after’ when it comes to this type of war. So, to be specific, Harry doesn’t know where to sleep once he leaves St. Mungo’s three days after he reduced Voldemort to a very unspectacular pile of ash.
Bookmarked by thousandblunts
15 Aug 2025
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got me saying yes; by discoheavven
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
18 Jul 2025
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Just a compilation of John Walker sketches because he has me in a chokehold.
Bookmarked by thousandblunts
13 Aug 2025
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Harry Potter & Seven Years of Chaos by JessalynMichele, Severitus812 (JessalynMichele)
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2025
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July 8, 2021 - June 14, 2023:
706 days.
1,259,579 words.And Chaos Harry’s journey is at an end.
(Afterlife and Missing Moments to be updated eventually, main series is over)
- Please quit reposting this without crediting this original series.
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08 Aug 2025
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Fred rolled up his sleeve with a kind of reverence he didn’t quite understand, pulse hammering against his ribs. Across his skin, fresh ink-dark lines had bloomed, curling into an intricate cluster of chrysanthemums and edelweiss, delicate but vivid. George, cursing under his breath, yanked up his own sleeve. His mark mirrored Fred’s in style, but instead of chrysanthemums, marigolds were woven between the same soft-edged edelweiss.
And at the center of both designs, unmistakable even in their fresh inked starkness—
H.J.P.
A sharp inhale came from their side of the table.
“That’s—” Verity started, eyes darting between the both of them, then down the table.
Fred and George didn’t need to look to know exactly where their gazes would land.
Harry James Potter.
Oblivious, Harry finally stabbed a piece of treacle tart with his fork, frowning at whatever had been occupying his thoughts moments before.
Fred turned to George. George turned to Fred.
Well.
Shit.
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07 Aug 2025