timelessAnaesthesia
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- Final Fantasy XV (3)
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Sine-Cosine qua non Intersections by cheeryPsycho, timelessAnaesthesia
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Apr 2023
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At his first party in years and first time out in weeks, Dirk runs into his twin sister’s annoying straight ex and finds out that at some points in time, their curves converge. John and Dirk function in different patterns, but the result of that intersection is within the realm of achievable solutions, if complex.
A DirkJohn get-together longfic that explores this AU more in-depth. Can be read independently, though. Pretty self-indulgent.
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“Statement of… ‘xx_jonmartin4ever_xx’?”
In which the Archivist finds (and reads) a peculiar statement left on his desk.
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what if we were catboys haha jk unless by timelessAnaesthesia for ToFadeAndVanish
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Jun 2021
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And then they were cats. That's it, that's the plot. Has fanart at the end.
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It's hard to move on when the very hull you inhabit is forever branded with the brunt of someone else's rage.
However, not every dent is a hole, and not every crack is a fracture.
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motherfuck didnt you wanna smash?? by cheeryPsycho, timelessAnaesthesia
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Mar 2021
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John Egbert, age 18, meets Dirk, his BFF's twin for the first time. Things Happen™. For John, also for the first time. Ever.
...but not everything he would have wanted to happen.
Dave's there to help his dejected, puppy-eyed, twinky little virgin friend, ofc. With his dick. It's in the brocode or something.
John Egbert written by cheeryPsycho (Mar)
Dave Strider written by HorologiumParadox (Max)<3
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the web of wyrd but its got more knots than a boy scouts handbook by cheeryPsycho, timelessAnaesthesia
Fandom Homestuck
16 Apr 2023
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“What do you need?” Jon asks, letting the compulsion wind around his words, but his voice stays soft, gentle. There is no threat behind it. Not for Martin.
“I—this is so stupid, I'm sorry, I know you don't do things like this, but I just—want to know you.”
Bookmarked by timelessAnaesthesia
10 Mar 2023
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UU: dirk. i want yoU to write me some pornography.
UU: that is, if it is not too mUch troUble, dear. -
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dirk and john explore johns bizarre kink
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pertinent information: despite tags, not meant to be unhappy (or to glorify the squick factor!) has a sorta-happy ending. god tiers can only die just or heroic deaths.
can be read as a companion piece to "every borrowed hour".
Bookmarked by timelessAnaesthesia
05 Apr 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
beautifully written, one of my faves
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dirk and john get high and touch each other