19 Works by timelessAnaesthesia
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Sine-Cosine qua non Intersections by cheeryPsycho, timelessAnaesthesia
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Apr 2023
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At his first party in years and first time out in weeks, Dirk runs into his twin sister’s annoying straight ex and finds out that at some points in time, their curves converge. John and Dirk function in different patterns, but the result of that intersection is within the realm of achievable solutions, if complex.
A DirkJohn get-together longfic that explores this AU more in-depth. Can be read independently, though. Pretty self-indulgent.
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“Statement of… ‘xx_jonmartin4ever_xx’?”
In which the Archivist finds (and reads) a peculiar statement left on his desk.
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what if we were catboys haha jk unless by timelessAnaesthesia for ToFadeAndVanish
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Jun 2021
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And then they were cats. That's it, that's the plot. Has fanart at the end.
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It's hard to move on when the very hull you inhabit is forever branded with the brunt of someone else's rage.
However, not every dent is a hole, and not every crack is a fracture.
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motherfuck didnt you wanna smash?? by cheeryPsycho, timelessAnaesthesia
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Mar 2021
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John Egbert, age 18, meets Dirk, his BFF's twin for the first time. Things Happen™. For John, also for the first time. Ever.
...but not everything he would have wanted to happen.
Dave's there to help his dejected, puppy-eyed, twinky little virgin friend, ofc. With his dick. It's in the brocode or something.
John Egbert written by cheeryPsycho (Mar)
Dave Strider written by HorologiumParadox (Max)<3
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When Dave Strider hits 21 and his love life is not bustling like a retail store on Christmas Eve due to some live communication issues, he decides to try out his sister Rose’s recommendation for a dating app. It’s a somewhat sketchy site, but he stumbles upon an interesting profile and is accidentally catfished into a crush on a grumpy troll.
TL;DR: Karkat accidentally catfishes Dave.
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You used to think heaven ain't close to a place like Earth, but maybe heaven is a place on Earth with him.
[DirkJohn oneshot, domestic fluff.]
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Karkat tells Dave he's pregnant.
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Dirk asks a cute boy for a pen.
[Based on a Twitter post.]
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Your name is Dave Strider, and it's a cloudy day. You see the ocean stretching out over the horizon and feel the wind blowing in your favor, but you think it's pointless to make castles in the sand when all the sea ever spits back is death and battered glass.
A Davekat longfic about building relationships and letting go of the past, spanning from the start of Dave's three year trip on the meteor up to the founding of Earth C.
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In the haze of a post-movie, 4 a.m. sleepy goodnight wish, Karkat and Dave say more than they intend to.
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It’s a very special day on Earth C.
[Rated M for sex talk.]
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Noctis drops dead on the carpet. The chocobros give him the funeral he deserves.
(Chocobros showing the beautiful side of friendship. Based off two posts on Twitter, link on notes at the beginning.)
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Gladio finds an unexpected interest in the Prince’s Advisor, but that’s all he has.
5 times Gladio got shot down by Ignis upon using cheesy pick-up lines + 1 time he succeeded. -
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In which Noctis, Prompto and Gladio overwhelm Ignis with their extensive vocabulary of slangs for “sex” and get their backsides served.
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"Don't wanna call you in the nighttime, don't wanna give you all my pieces
Don't wanna hand you all my troubles, don't wanna give you all my demons
You'll have to watch me struggle from several rooms away
But tonight I'll need you to stay"Shizuo is only half annoyed by Izaya's call at ungodly hours in the morning.
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Shizuo says the forbidden words in pregnancy and tries to fix it by making it worse.
Shizuo x Izaya, mpreg, domestic fluff, light angst.
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The way Izaya met Shizuo wasn't exactly what he expected, so he had to improvise.
(Headcanons about Izaya, one-sided love)
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The king is supposed to be the last piece to leave the board. Especially in Orihara Izaya's game. No one is allowed to quit the match against his will.
That doesn't seem to be a certain ex-bartender's opinion, who disappears from Ikebukuro to exile himself in a countryside town.
Drrr kink meme fill, part 12, page 9.