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  3. Summary

    A collection of works inspired chiefly both by 'The Sandman - At World's End' and set within its universe, and by various pieces of music.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Weissman somehow gets hold of a phone and makes a groupchat. Crack ensues.

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    27 Dec 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    The curse of St Custard's gives advice on nativity plays and the origins of mad maths masters.

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    18 Nov 2023

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    You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.

    (From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)

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    30 Mar 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    in which i, nigel molesworth, the masked coader hem hem, explane computer sience

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    22 Mar 2023

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    James turned away from her in frustration, throwing his hands in the air. “Erin, your continued presumptuousness never ceases to amaze me. If you stopped making ill-informed guesses for more than a minute at a time, I might actually be able to explain it.”

    “That was a lot of big words and you are already on thin ice, James, so choose your next words wisely.”

    [James Maguire is transgender. Erin doesn't quite know what that means, but it seems like he's very emotionally affected by this conversation, so she's trying her best to be kind.]

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    13 Dec 2022