totally_not_pluto



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    just a fun SoapGhost AU series about two military bros kissing on the mouth <33

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    “Help!”

    The scream rang like metal through the empty streets, followed rapidly by the sound of rubber soles slapping against the pavement.

    Technoblade’s axe was in his hand before he really registered it. Chat leapt ahead of him, reaching through the shadows to surround the kid on a dead sprint towards him.

    The kid only nearly managed to avoid slamming into Technoblade with the full force of his sprint. He was panting as he skidded to a stop, his pale cheeks flushed as he stared up at Technoblade.

    “You’re the Blade.”

    Technoblade ignored his stunned declaration. He caught the kid by the shoulder, yanking him behind him and shielding him with his body. “What is it?” he demanded, peering into the darkness. “What’s wrong?”

    The kid shrugged off his grip.

    “Oh, it’s fine,” he said nonchalantly, as if his voice wasn’t still hoarse from screaming bloody murder. “There’s no one there.”

    Technoblade blinked. Every hair still stood on end until he took in the boy’s words. “What?”

    “There's no one there,” the kid repeated impatiently. “I just needed your attention.”

    Or, three times Tommy cries wolf, and one time he means it.

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