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    Coming to each other's aid and staying out of the way wasn't the only agreement Crowley and Aziraphale had. It began in Rome, and carried on for centuries. A smutty, slow burn romp through the ages.

    Written for the Good Omens Big Bang 2019.

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    25 Jan 2020

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    25 Sep 2019

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    “See you at six then."
    "Mmhm. Yeah. Six."
    "Right, I’d better let you go."
    "Mmhm. Love you."

    Neither creature hangs up the phone. The silence is overwhelmingly awkward.

    "I...Uh...Hnnk..." The demon sputters. "Force of habit!"
    "Force of habit?" Aziraphale repeats slowly. They'd spoken on the phone at least once a week since they ruined the end of the world. Crowley has never once ended a call with such an endearment.
    "Yeah! Uh...Nng... I have a... A boyfriend. Yeah. Habit now and all yeah."

    Inspired by a Tumblr post.

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    25 Aug 2019

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    Buffy The Vampire Slayer isn't just the title of a television show, or the protagonist, it's also the central conflict of it, a question hidden in plain sight. The very thing that gives Buffy (and Buffy) strength is the same thing that traps her. The story itself is the biggest bad, and the central problem of season 7 is, how do you end the story without killing the story?

    Basically yet another attempt by me to try to explain what "Chosen", for all its faults, does right as a series finale, how Buffy moves from being a victim of the narrative to being the author of it.

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    19 Feb 2019

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    Lily Sunder had only met Castiel and Dean once, but in that short time, she had seen so much. Her powers had shown her things normal humans couldn't perceive, and when she finds out Castiel has died, she is overwhelmed with the wrongness of it all. This was never meant to be his fate.

    Dean was lost, broken and utterly faithless after the death of Castiel. He tried to push forward, save people, hunt things, but he was just going through the motions. Waiting to die.

    Castiel woke up in a field, alone, sun shining, birds singing, the crunch of dehydrated grass under his palms and the scent of overripe blackberries thick in the Spring air. Three days later, he called Dean to tell him he was back.

    This is the story of what Dean went through, where Cas was, and just how Lily fits into all of this.

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    21 Dec 2018