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Stan was looking down at the cut on his palm. It had scabbed over, but the way Stan was staring, it might as well be gushing blood.
“The tunnels.” Stan closed his fingers over the cut. “I don’t think I can go back there, Richie. I can’t.”
[Stan and Richie friendship, post-movie, with a guest appearance of R+E.]
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Confessions of a Mama’s Boy by unrealitycheck
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
08 Sep 2023
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“Richie, if I have to listen to ‘Cleanin’ Out My Closet’ one more time, I’m going to divorce you!”
Or: Eddie finally opens up about his mom, Ben still has wedding fever, and Bill has written his scariest (i.e. worst) book yet.
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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by unrealitycheck
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
06 Nov 2021
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It’s fall, 1996. The Spice Girls are da bomb, Nintendo 64 is brand spankin’ new, and America Online is so easy to use, no wonder it’s #1!
Also, Eddie and Richie are college roommates struggling with their Feelings™.
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- Part 2 of All That and a Bag of Chips
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A young boy keeps writing to Hogwarts, but gets no reply. How long can this last before things start to go awry? Does this sound familiar? You guessed it, man. It’s a Harry Potter parody of Eminem’s “Stan.”
Dear Hogwarts,
My eleventh birthday was pretty cool,
But I still haven’t been invited to your magic school
Been waiting for your letter these last couple months
But you haven’t written to me yet—not once
What about my twin? I know you didn’t miss her
You wrote to her, my brother, and my older sister... -
This I Promise You by unrealitycheck
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
12 Aug 2020
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Ben and Beverly get married, Richie makes his Netflix debut, and Myra (as usual) stirs up some new drama.
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Ding Dong, the Clown is Dead (But Eddie and Stan are Just Fine) by unrealitycheck
Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
08 Sep 2023
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In which I completely ignore canon and Eddie gets a (very chaotic) happily ever after.
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All That and a Bag of Chips by unrealitycheck
Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
06 Nov 2021
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The Losers chillin’ in the 90s, with absolutely no clown involved.
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Leave Tonight Or Live And Die This Way by TheHousekeeper
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
28 Sep 2014
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She holds out her hand, a heavy key ring dangling off her fourth finger. “Drive,” she says.
Bookmarked by unrealitycheck
07 Oct 2021
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She introduces herself as Jenny and he insists upon calling her Ms. Calendar and she decides that he’s a snob and he mentally dubs her insufferable and that’s that, thank you very much. (Or is it?)
Bookmarked by unrealitycheck
06 Oct 2021
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wouldn't it be nice? (in the kind of world where we belonged) by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
02 Jun 2021
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Spike is still beneath her, so hard he's vibrating, and a second ago she was living in this amazing, perfect, fresh piece of Dubble Bubble bubblegum world. A second ago, she loved him.
Or: The thing about Willow's will-be-done spell is that, yeah, obviously it sucks that it happened with Spike. But now that all those totally fake lovey-dovey feelings are gone, Buffy is starting to worry that she'll never get them back—with anyone. Too bad the only person who might understand is her mortal enemy.
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- Part 1 of wouldn't it be nice?
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04 Oct 2021
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if i think that you might like me (i might start getting lonely) by SummerFrost for alittlebitmaybe
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
20 Jan 2021
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"Giles got turned into a cat?" Riley asks. "That guy can't catch a break."
"Oh, no, common misconception," says Spike. "Rupert and human Rupert are different people."Or: Spike adopts a very dumb orange cat who helps him experience the power of friendship and, more importantly, psychologically torment Giles.
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Bookmarked by unrealitycheck
01 Oct 2021
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Saito tried to stay away.
Bookmarked by TheVioletHour (unrealitycheck)
07 Jan 2021