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Do you wanna go away with me tonight? by urpharaoh
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Feb 2026
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- Part 1 of my dead heart beats for you
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dazai's been attempting, chuuya is stopping him.
but there's nothing stopping chuuya from eating dazai.
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poor chuuya is sick. will dazai take care of him like the good owner he is?
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In·ef·fa·ble
/inˈefəb(ə)l/
adjective
1.
too great or extreme to be expressed or described in words:
Ineffable PartnersRead in order or it probably won't make much sense!
AU: Dazai leaves the Port Mafia and takes Chuuya with him. Very smutty, mild Mori bashing (doesn't occur in all of my works but was convenient for this series sorry lmao).
Recommended for 18+ but you do you since you've been warned. Contains mentions of suicide, depression, anxiety, past child abuse, past sexual abuse, sexual trauma, manipulation, suicide attempts, self harm, eating disorders, trauma, PTSD, suicidal ideation, and other dark themes (not always consistently prevalent). Please be safe and mindful of yourself! None of the warnings really occur between SKK.
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07 May 2025
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“Tell me, how does a pretty little thing like you get stuck in a place like this for five years?”
“Because I poison the tea.”
Dazai rolls his head back and laughs. “God, I wish. Wouldn’t that make things interesting?”
Chuuya knits his eyebrows together, wondering if he should run out of the room and let Ane-san know that she set him up with a fuckin’ psycho.
“I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if you die,” Chuuya says.
---Omega Nakahara Chuuya resides at The Golden House, a secured estate for unmated omegas hoping to be matched with an alpha wealthy enough to pay a dowry. At five years in, Chuuya is the oldest house guest, and assumes he'll live out the rest of his days there...
That is, until Dazai Osamu, the annoyingly charming son of a recently deceased pharmaceutical tycoon, comes along and ruins everything.
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21 Apr 2025
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norton makes a bet with fg and becomes his wife and gets bitched
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09 Feb 2025
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There were fingers carding his hair and lips mouthing at his neck. His breathing heaved heavily in the dim of the room, silk curtains fending off the bright light of the sun. A click, a beep, and the world dissolved into blurs that was drained away from him.
Kaveh’s days were a blur of bending over desks slaving over designs.
Kaveh’s days were a blur of bending over desks trying to please his clients.
Kaveh’s days were a blur of bending over desks taking Alhaitham’s cock whenever they pleased.- Language:
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