uxoriousCrustacean
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Love’s Deadline by uxoriousCrustacean
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
04 Jan 2023
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By order of Lord Arundel, Hubert -- a loyal servant -- is given as a token of friendship to Emperor Ludwig's son, Ferdinand, to sweeten the deal of his upcoming political marriage to Princess Edelgard.
Prince Aegir's loneliness is a grand advantage to Hubert's true orders: kill the Emperor's son.
(On hiatus)
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Spineless by uxoriousCrustacean
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
12 Aug 2022
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Hubert uncharacteristically decides to read something different. This is no short from the worst decision of his life.
Alternatively: Hubert and Ferdinand navigate love and war and fathers and books and, best of all, their inability to communicate.
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DAVE: no seriously
DAVE: it can literally do anything
DAVE: like
DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything
DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck
DIRK: Can it make babies and play football?
DAVE: yeah dude totally-
A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make.
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======>Terezi: Search for Vriska.
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yo-yo by uxoriousCrustacean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Jul 2018
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kirishima makes it his ultimatum to unravel the secrets of his dearest friend bakugo. that was, until, he realized his own feelings were invading the mission.
alternatively titled: “take my hand”
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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03 Nov 2023
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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22 Oct 2023
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Autotomy by GoldenThreads
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
04 Jun 2022
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Ferdinand von Aegir's war record ends in 1182. The war does not.
Or, blind man's bluff.
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- Part 1 of Autotomy
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13 Aug 2022
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The Lights in the Shadow by Nuanta
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
21 Dec 2021
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Knight-Lieutenant Ferdinand von Aegir transfers to Tantervale Circle with the hopes of earning himself a lofty promotion. Instead, a series of encounters with a resentful mage causes him to question everything he's ever stood for.
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- Part 1 of FE3H Dragon Age AU
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13 Aug 2022
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Trigger Finger by WadaFics for SIGF
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Jan 2022
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A professional spy for the Imperial Syndicate, Ferdinand is accustomed to danger. Those who meet the business end of his blade do not live to tell the tale. Yet, on his newest assignment, he runs into a fatal foe. Another for-hire assassin, Hubert is devoted to his mission and will not back down. If he were to have the same exact hit as another marksman, how would he react?
After all, there is no such thing as an ally in the world of hitmen, or so they say.
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11 Aug 2022