vanitashaze
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- Stargate Atlantis (11)
- Voltron: Legendary Defender (8)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (2)
- Doctor Who (2)
- Life on Mars (UK) (1)
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this is a callout post @mattholt
#you know why
Along the way to becoming a person again, Matt acquires a Cat, a crop, a Plan, two long distance relationships, a taste for the local tabletop roleplay game, and reluctantly, friends.
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- Part 2 of How the Dead Live
- Part 6 of Alabanza
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"This should have been gold," Allura murmurs as she fastens the collar around Shiro's throat. "Solid gold, warm to the touch. That's what you would have had, had you been my imperial consort."
Shiro and Allura both want things that they're not supposed to want. Shiro, surprisingly, is the one who's okay with that.
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- Part 7 of Alabanza
- Part 3 of How the Dead Live
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“So, what’re doing all the way out here?” Matt asks. “I’m flattered, but I’m not exactly a rebel asset anymore. Pidge has known where I am for a while and this is the first time you’ve visited; you haven’t been jumping at the chance to see me. Why now?”
“No, I haven’t,” Shiro admits. “I thought the past should stay in the past.”
“Wow, wouldn’t that be great,” Matt says. “The past in the past. Just imagine.”
“I’m here for a reason,” Shiro says.
Matt snorts. “Ah. So not just to see me again.”
“No,” Shiro says. “I’m here for a favor. A really big one.”
After a close call with Lotor’s forces, Shiro and Allura reach out to Matt for help. This might get more complicated than they expected.
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- Part 5 of Alabanza
- Part 1 of How the Dead Live
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“You are toast, Kogane,” Lance chants, aflush with impending victory, “you are toast, you are yesterday’s burned bread, I’m gonna kick your ass so hard you’ll have bruises for the next week, I am the fucking king of Rainbow Ro—”
“Do you want to have sex with me?” Keith blurts out.
Koopa Troopa goes zooming off the road, hurtling into total blank nonexistence, which is convenient, considering that’s where Lance’s higher reasoning just went too.
“...Okay, distracting your opponent into losing doesn’t count as winning,” Lance says. “I’m not putting that up on the tally board.”
Keith and Lance’s first time doesn’t go like either one of them planned. That’s definitely a good thing.
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- Part 5 of Alabanza
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"It’s taken a lot of time, tears, and blood, but Princess Allura of the Altean Empire and the Paladins of Voltron are starting to be names that garner respect throughout the galaxy, as opposed to the old standard responses of fear, bitterness, aching messianic hope, and Lance’s personal favorite, where have you been all this time and what do you mean, you’re it, we thought you were coming to save us. You can’t eat respect, though, and you definitely can’t patch up your leaking HVAC pipes with it, so sooner or later, the Castle has to touch down to resupply and make repairs."
Things take a turn for the worse, and Lance confronts what it means to be a parent in wartime.
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- Part 4 of Alabanza
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Escape from Castle Woesbegun by syrupwit for Rinsknife
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
30 Dec 2024
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Astarion takes a job, rides a train, and meets a lot of wizards.
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Bookmarked by vanitashaze
24 Dec 2025
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Weaving by ACrowsRockCollection for darkheartedrose
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 Sep 2025
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A short about when Gale summoned Tara.
Bookmarked by vanitashaze
21 Dec 2025
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Hope Springs Eternal (But Love Springs in the Forest, Unannounced) by lettered
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2012
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Draco falls into a love spring. Harry saves him! And now they’re bonded for life. Draco is horrified. Harry thinks it’s kind of neat.
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Bookmarked by vanitashaze
20 Dec 2025
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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19 Dec 2025
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Astarion thought he'd escaped his past. Then he inherited it.
Summary: When Astarion learns that he has inherited both Cazador's title and his horror show of a palace, Astarion wants to ignore the whole mess in the worst way, but Gale insists they return to Baldur's Gate and do the paperwork to truly rid themselves of the last of Cazador's ugly legacy. However, the house is haunted and has its own agenda for Astarion. Between a bureaucracy more convoluted than the schemes of the Dead Three, corrupt Patriars who want Astarion to step into Cazador's old shoes, and a tax bill large enough to crush Waterdeep, Gale and Astarion learn that Cazador is almost as much trouble dead as he was alive.
Canon Caveats: Plausible as post-canon canon-compliant fic, with some magical realism and exceptions to strict 5e magic rules.
Bookmarked by vanitashaze
12 Dec 2025