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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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23 Aug 2025
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Told through fragments of memory, this is Pansy and Neville's story and the consequences of his decisions in the wake of Dumbledore's death.
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09 Aug 2025
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With the war against Voldemort finally over, Neville returns to Hogwarts for his eighth year, determined not to let anything distract him from his studies. But then she came along. Pansy Parkinson with her distracting smile and her even more distracting lace...just one glimpse is not enough and Neville finds himself wanting to see more, to know more of this other side of Pansy. But when their worlds collide and deadly threats emerge, can their relationship survive it all? Or will a fleeting glimpse of lace and the love of Neville's life walk away forever?
Some of Pansy's POV can be found in A Hint Of Spice... :) Enjoy.
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- Part 1 of A Glimpse of Lace
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08 Aug 2025
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The Wild Adventures of Pinkish Tough Bunny Cooky and Super Curious Tata by cuttothequickk
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
20 Dec 2019
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“What the fuck is that?”
Taehyung’s daemon blinks up at Jeongguk and tilts its head, bumping Taehyung’s leg as its eyebrows tilt in distress. It leaps (shockingly high) to land in Taehyung’s arms and then hides its face in his sweater, and Taehyung holds it close, protective.
Taehyung stares at the trembling creature in his arms and then looks back at Jeongguk, eyes flashing with anger and hurt. “How dare you?”
“Oh my god, Guk, you can’t just ask people what their daemon is,” Seokjin scolds.
In which souls manifest as animal creatures outside the body, Taehyung and Jeongguk start off on the wrong foot, and despite everyone's best efforts, Cooky and Tata fall in love.
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04 Jun 2021
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Kim Namjoon, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung, and Jeon Jungkook—seven spoiled, rich boys who always get what they want.
Only, this time, what they all want is you.
And they have to have that, too.Series
- Part 1 of The Untouchables
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01 Jun 2021