voldemortsfingers
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a good first impression by Krie, voldemortsfingers for Krie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Nov 2023
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Ayato meets a mysterious new patron in one of his many bars.
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Voldemort's the kinda guy to ask, "Is anyone gonna take this?" and not wait for an answer by voldemortsfingers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Sep 2023
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Voldemort has the most ingenious idea ever.
Why not raise the Potter boy as his own?
Unfortunately for him, the plan works out a little too well.
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i know what you are (do you know what i am?) by voldemortsfingers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types
08 May 2023
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Voldemort would be positively thrilled to meet the entity that decided to let him reincarnate into the body of a little girl.
And not just any little girl, but a seemingly muggle one at that.
He just wants to talk, that's all.
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- Part 2 of Riddle me this, why you got my _____ poppin'?
- Part 2 of crack so hard it's no longer cocaine
- Part 1 of The Dark Lord vs the Multiverse
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marriage of convenience (but convenience is subjective) by voldemortsfingers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2023
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When the Dark Lord suddenly waltzes into the bathroom, casual as you please, Harry sputters out some (non-magical) curses, intermingled with phlegm and blood.
"Oh, for fuck's sake." Harry is now feeling rather awkward, laying naked in a bath full of his own blood (and now some nasty mucous). He should've worn clothes. Or pants, at least. "You're takin' the right piss. I thought you said you'd be gone for the night?"
For whatever fucked up reasons, (though most likely Stockholm Syndrome if he's being completely honest) Voldemort somehow manages to look like a kicked puppy, despite the lack of nose, lips, and two distinct red slits for eyes.
"It's really quite inconvenient for us both, whenever you feel the need to do such idiotic things, darling," the Dark Lord says rather mildly, though judging by the painful searing in his scar, he'd say the man feels anything but.
"How sad for you." Harry coughs up a little more blood, just to see the older man sweat.
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Stan Lord Voldemort the (self-proclaimed) Greatest Dark Lord in Great Britain: Year 1 by voldemortsfingers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Nov 2022
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Harry hums to himself, re-reading his handmade letter for the nth time. "...something is missing."
Dear Lord Voldemort, the Greatest Dark Lord in all of Great Britain,
My name is Harry Potter, aka the Boy Who Lived, aaka
yourthe Chosen One.You may or may not have been receiving my howlers, post-owls, muggle mail, and/or recordings via Patronus of my advances for
courtshipfriendship with you. I suspect someone has been intercepting my messages, but worry not. When I find out who's sabotaging me, they will regret it. Though maybe that's a bit far. We don't have to start off as friends, so long as we can meet face to face haha if you want a personal slave who'll do whatever dirty work you deign then I'm open to that too y'know. Just so long as we can be in the same room hahais it okay if I kiss yourPlease respond if you are receiving this. Thank you.
Perhaps...Perhaps he should've added more hearts?
"Yes, that's it." He blinks. "Maybe I'll add in a little more blood while I'm at it."
Series
- Part 1 of crack so hard it's no longer cocaine
- Part 1 of Stan Voldemort for Clear Skin
Recent series
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crack so hard it's no longer cocaine by voldemortsfingers
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types
08 May 2023
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i was not of sane mind when i wrote these
crackfics galore
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- 20,702
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- 2
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Riddle me this, why you got my _____ poppin'? by Krie, voldemortsfingers
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Nov 2023
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Every work ever that has a rarepair ship ft Tom Riddle and/or Lord Voldemort in it. (maybe even both 😜 aha)
One-shots, fanart (maybe), headcanons, aus, multiple works, etc.
im literally obsessed with this mf
- Words:
- 13,251
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 15
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The Dark Lord vs the Multiverse by voldemortsfingers
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types
08 May 2023
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Tom Riddle | Voldemort either being isekaid, reincarnated, accidentally dimension traveling or maybe even using astral projection via dreams to land in other universes and/or alternate realities.
Crossovers, Fandom Fusions, and AUs galore!
- Words:
- 11,702
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- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 9
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A series of unfortunate events, following our one and only boy who lived, Harry Potter, and his attempts to become...closer(?)...to Lord Voldemort.
Enjoy this insane little stalker of a kid, annoying and pestering the Greatest Dark Lord in all of Great Britain! (or so he claims) Will the Dark Lord return his affections??? Or will he be broken-hearted and wallow in all his teenage angst??
Tune in to find out!
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- 9,000
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Where the Wicked Walk by LiaS0
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
20 May 2018
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Soulmate AU: Soulmates find their other half when they look into their eyes. After the next time they sleep, they wake with one eye the color of their intended. Unless, of course, it's only a half-connection.
Will Graham's world didn't fundamentally change when his therapist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, was found guilty on several counts of murder and cannibalism. A minor set-back, but Will was a resilient person. He continued with his education and graduated top of his class with a major in psychology and a minor in soulmate studies. He dated. Sometimes. Not often. He earned his doctorate and continued on with his residency under Dr. Bloom.
He was then kindly, and in the most polite manner possible, kidnapped by a cult of Hannibal-worshiping followers.
Placed before their newly freed leader, Will struggles to understand their motives, although when he looks into the eyes of his old therapist, he realizes something rather unsettling:
One eye blue, the other maroon.
Too bad Will's eyes didn't change. Hannibal intends on fixing that, though.
Hannibal meets The Following with a twist. Thriller, angst, romance, mystery, and a whole-heartedly indignant Will Graham.
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- English
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- 148,112
- Chapters:
- 33/33
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Bookmarked by voldemortsfingers
11 Feb 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
hello nostalgia my old friend
pretty interesting soulmate worldbuilding / concepts
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Hardest of Hearts by pupsake
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
04 Nov 2021
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Maintaining the upkeep for a happy, healthy Momota-chan is only as rewarding as it is taxing.
Bookmarked by voldemortsfingers
12 Dec 2025
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brilliant ouma pov
not quite the perpetrator, not quite the victim
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The Devolution of Cedric Diggory (AKA: How a Hufflepuff Became Popular!) by HemsonTenths
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2024
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So for the first time in his, thus far, meaningless life; Cedric Diggory aspired to do something more than the bare minimum. All because of Harry Potter. Perhaps this was the incentive the Sorting Hat had been talking about. And so began his evolution.
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I Promise That You'll Never Be Lonely by TheEclecticEccentric
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Jan 2026
- Words:
- 302,230
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 99
Bookmarked by voldemortsfingers
08 Jul 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
the most intriguing hotwings au i've been anticipating
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The faerieland is not actually all that pleasant, thanks, but never let it be said Will Graham can't roll with a situation.
Bookmarked by voldemortsfingers
06 Jan 2025
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the perfect buildup for an age reg/de-age au
and i absolutely adore fae worldbuilding, however little of a taste i got in these two chapters
also, i love will graham doesn't need help tropes. so. much.
if only there was more content, but alas. i'll make due with what food has been given 😋 and make due i shall, over and over and over again