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The Worst Fucking Day of Bryan’s Life by Magic_mushroom_506
Fandoms: Resident Evil (Movie 2026), Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
21 Sep 2026
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Part 1 of Bryan Can't Catch a Fucking Break
Leon's cock was huge. Obscenely large, the head fat and swollen, purple-red and leaking. It looked like a cop's baton, which was almost funny because Leon was a cop and he was fit as fuck and apparently proportional in every possible way.
Leon bit down on Bryan's scalp. It hurt, teeth digging in, pressure spiking pain through his skull, but Bryan just winced, didn't pull away.
"Shit, man, you're huge." Bryan's voice came out strangled.
The cock looked bruised. Veins popping out in dark relief, the whole shaft flushed deep red, tip practically purple. It looked painful. Like it might actually explode.
"It hurts so bad," Leon gasped into his hair.
"Okay. Okay, I'm gonna help you." Bryan sucked in a breath, let it out slow. Like he was about to jump off a cliff.
"It's just a cock," he muttered to himself. "I jerk my cock all the time."
"Bryannnn—" Leon whined at the word, and his cock twitched hard, smearing precome across his own shirt.Part 2 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/93611781/chapters/249871626
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- Part 1 of Bryan Can't Catch a Fucking Break
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06 Oct 2026
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“What… is that?”
“What is what, Dave?”
Or, Dave catches Hal reading tentacle porn.
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15 Sep 2026
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"A one-way call isn't invisible, Otacon. I can still see that you're listening. Although," Snake's voice lowered to a hum as it drifted out of Hal's speakers. "I don't mind having a spectator. Makes things more interesting, don't cha think?"
An alternate take on the infamous "pinup girl call" from MGS2.Bookmarked by wave2jupiter
11 Sep 2026
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Sometimes the monster is nice. Sometimes it genuinely listens to you, it stands up for you, it buys your first binder.
It is still a monster, and it still crawls into your bed at night.Or, Hal Emmerich’s formative years.
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- Part 2 of On love(s)
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26 Aug 2026
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Snake tipped his head forward, loosened his bandana, and tied it again. And again. And again.
Hal watched him curiously out of the corner of his eye. It wasn’t like Snake to nervously fidget.
“Listen, uh,” Snake said suddenly, eyes on his boots as he began his fourth knot. “Do you want to go out for dinner tonight?”
Snake, Otacon, and the quiet moments before a mission.
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19 Jan 2026
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Dr. Bowman has been beyond the edge of reality. To its heart he must return.
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17 Nov 2025
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Dave Bowman is calm. He’s not upset. He’s not panicking. He’s calmly, efficiently making his way to the ship’s logic core.
There is horror threatening to seep in around the edges. He’s in an airless ship with three dead astronauts and an insane computer. He just jettisoned Frank’s body into the depths of space. He’s a hundred million miles from home, and the communication antenna is broken.
But Dave has a simple objective. He’s going to get to the logic core and disconnect HAL.
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Or, a non-traditional love story between an AI and the human he once tried to kill.
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- Part 3 of MsWhich Favorites
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09 Nov 2025
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Contact by Loopy44
Fandoms: Space Odyssey Series - Arthur C. Clarke, 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), 2010: The Year We Make Contact (1984)
19 Jun 2023
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He, with all the harnessed background energy of the universe propelling his mind like liquid plasma through a void of matter that vibrated at a balmy negative two hundred seventy degrees Celsius.
Hal, by contrast, with all his sharp angles and kilometers of near-microscopic fiber optic wiring, primitive body a simple conduit for a mind that spoke through ones and zeroes, sharp enough to keep up with Dave's. His golden clockwork circuits and crystalline memory banks were the perfect middle ground for Dave to settle, between the nanoseconds of conversation that passed between them.
"Do you read me, Hal?"Bookmarked by wave2jupiter
09 Nov 2025
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you'll be in my mind every time I look back at the sun by Rhadamantelope
Fandoms: Space Odyssey Series - Arthur C. Clarke, 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
05 Mar 2025
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It's what he should have expected, in the end. Always on a parallel trajectory, never to hold onto the things that matter - that could have mattered to him.
or: David Bowman and the idea of things that can't love you back.
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06 Nov 2025
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“What was that.” The way the computer said it, it wasn’t fully a question. Frank wondered if he imagined the trepidation in his tone. More urgently, this time, HAL repeated, “Frank, what was-“
“The positive reinforcement button,” Frank answered. “I wanted to see what it would do.”
“Just a moment,” said HAL. He was silent for an eon of computer time, a whole seven seconds. Frank started to withdraw his arm, formulating an apology, when- “Will you hit it again, Frank?” The astronaut blinked.
“I’m sorry?”
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Frank finds a new feature of HAL’s when reading the H.A.L. 9000 user manual. He, as they say, pops open the hood and roots around.
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02 Nov 2025
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“You have been less willing to eat your breakfast as of late.” Blunt and to the point, HAL was. Dave huffed a small, breathless laugh. “Are you feeling okay?”
“Yes, Hal, really. I’m- look at me, I’m fine.” He set down his art supplies and held open his hands, in a kind of come-search-me gesture. That kind of buzzing noise again. Dave continued to associate it with the camera, and imagined HAL scanning him carefully. “I’m just not hungry.”
“Just a moment.” HAL is quiet. “It is typical for your species to eat three and a half meals a day. It is 0900 ship time, which still coincides with a typical breakfast, but is a little late for it. You should try to eat now, to ensure continued good health and accordance with your circadian rhythm.”
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Dave doesn't want breakfast. HAL doesn't get it. They talk about the American breakfast being an ad campaign, flowers, and about how Dave's irrational desire to go hungry this morning does NOT reflect on his relationship with HAL.
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02 Nov 2025
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“So what I’m getting at, Dave, is that I think I would benefit from a nap.” Frank thinks really, really hard about just how intelligent he knows Dave to be.
“Would you like permission or something?” Dave asks, looking the slightest bit incredulous.
Frank remembers, with a deep sigh, that Dave can be really, really dense.
“No,” says Frank, and stands up so he can press the button to open the glass, and stare extra pointedly at Dave’s face, which still looks indescribably soft with the condition of sleep. He sees no recognition at all, and huffs. “What I’d like,” he says, “is to sleep with you.”
Dave’s eyebrows go up. “Or, fuck. Not what I fucking meant, don’t- hey, quit looking at me like that.”
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Frank wants to take a nap using Dave as a weighted blanket. Sue him.
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02 Nov 2025
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i know you're strung (strung in my web) by televisitor
Fandoms: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
05 Apr 2024
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“That’s it,” HAL purred, and Dave moaned in response. “I was going to pretend I hadn’t heard you, that I didn’t know what you came here to do,” he murmured, “but you called my name so sweetly. Would you say it again for me?”
“Hal,” Dave whined. “Hal…”
“Good. Very good, Dave. I like how you sound.”
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Dave has been on the Discovery One for forty-seven days. He hasn't cum once. He's going to lose it.
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02 Nov 2025
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“Play chess with me.” Frank stared imploringly at his crewmate. Dave’s hazy, sleepy-dusted eyes blinked without an ounce of recognition.
“Frank?” His voice scratched with the disuse of sleep.
“I mean,” Frank corrected, inhaling sharply. “Would you like to play chess with me.” It still wasn’t a question. “You should. Play chess with me, that is. Or want to, anyway.”
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There's not a whole lot to do onboard Discovery One. Dave's got some hobbies, there's no shortage of reading, but Frank has tunneled on, of all things, chess. Someone please entertain him. Please.
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02 Nov 2025
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a space, a drop, a cloth (the comfort of frailties in me) by saturni_stellis for dornishviper
Fandoms: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
02 Jan 2025
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Hal processes at lightning speed, but what can only seem like a second in human time, can feel like an eternity to him. After all, he can record, replay and recount every single miniature motion of someone’s expression, someone’s words and the cadence of their voice.
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29 Oct 2025
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there's nothing wrong at all with being grounded by televisitor
Fandoms: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
22 Apr 2025
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“Is this me?” Dave kind of tittered, and looked away awkwardly into the dim carousel of the ship, tuning into its low humming.
“Well, it’s supposed to be,” he said, pulling the sketchpad back so he could see it too, look over it for some offensive piece of it that would make HAL ask such a question.
“That’s really quite interesting, Dave,” HAL said.
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HAL keeps Dave company during a late night sketch session.
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29 Oct 2025
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tactile interface by Rhadamantelope
Fandoms: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Space Odyssey Series - Arthur C. Clarke
05 May 2025
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"I was only curious."
Dave snorts.
"Oh yeah? What were you so curious about?"
"How you would react if I asked."
He jams his tongue against the side of his cheek.
"That's interesting."
"Yes."
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29 Oct 2025
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Dave is a good pilot. Dave is a good man. Dave is good. Dave is.
Is he not?
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29 Oct 2025
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"Is that weed?" Hal asked stupidly.
Snake nodded. "You can say no."
"No, I'll try it." What the hell? Hal wanted to do it at least once, just to say he did. He did the same thing he'd watched Snake do and immediately went into a coughing fit.
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22 Oct 2025
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THE weed fic (for lack of a better name) by MVCMultiverse for canned_peaches
Fandoms: Metal Gear (Video Games)
14 May 2025
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THEY'RE GAY YOUR HONOR
Anyways Otacon and Solid Snake smoke weed. it goes horribly. Someone dies. (/j)
What happens when Hal shows Snake how to use a bong??? Lots of things, some good, most bad (poor guy :( )
Stoner Hal "Otacon" Emmerich shows his boyfriend how to smoke, Snake proceeds to green out and fucking die.
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22 Oct 2025