9 Bookmarks by whatifher
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
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- English
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- 146,637
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 2,654
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- 29,430
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06 Oct 2026
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Minerva McGonagall checks up on little Harry Potter and finds that not all is as it should be. She makes a decision that will change everything for the Boy Who Lives.
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- English
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- 212,551
- Chapters:
- 50/50
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- 9
- Comments:
- 2,335
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- 19,776
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- 5,503
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- 841,826
Bookmarked by whatifher
28 Sep 2026
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The tattered memory of Tom Riddle sat on the porch of number four Privet Drive, pressing desperately into the horcrux housed in Harry Potter’s forehead.
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In which Harry Potter is unceremoniously thrust back in time and forced to deal with Voldemort whining inside his head. At least Death had the decency to apologize.
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- Part 1 of The Fanciful Providence of Death
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- English
- Words:
- 419,170
- Chapters:
- 72/72
- Collections:
- 78
- Comments:
- 4,458
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- 16,106
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- 4,552
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- 1,035,325
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24 Sep 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Path to Paradise by sobsicles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2021
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Draco has been trapped in life so long that freedom always feels just out of reach. With the help of Harry and so many others, he learns how to get a grasp on it and never let it go.
Featuring the pride of Slytherins, the complexities of Fathers, the weight of a name, and loving the biggest idiot in the world.
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Or, the one where Draco's life hasn't gone as planned for anyone, but maybe that's not such a bad thing. After all, life is full of surprises.
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- Part 2 of Absence of Simplicity
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 124,818
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 568
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- 5,718
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- 1,131
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- 130,412
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14 Sep 2026
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Harry Potter and the Welcome to the World of Grey by sobsicles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2020
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When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn't as black and white as it seems.
Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Pureblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options.
Harry's life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment.
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Or, the one where Harry's life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.
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- Part 1 of Absence of Simplicity
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 456,640
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 60
- Comments:
- 5,482
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- 31,204
- Bookmarks:
- 10,470
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- 1,697,279
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11 Sep 2026
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It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, one-shot, eighth year.
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- English
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- 20,468
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 338
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- 30,088
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- 5,459
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- 260,267
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04 Jul 2026
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Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.
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- Part 1 of Azoth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 88,722
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 65
- Comments:
- 3,623
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- 42,409
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- 13,316
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- 966,211
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23 Jun 2026
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When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.
He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,730
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 95
- Comments:
- 1,988
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- 73,303
- Bookmarks:
- 19,314
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- 827,081
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21 Jun 2026
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Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by Faith Wood (faithwood)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2011
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It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,139
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1,370
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- 81,836
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- 15,026
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- 1,001,136
Bookmarked by whatifher
21 Jun 2026