18 Works by whimsfully

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    Kinktober 2026 Day One:

    What if Ilya went after Shane in the 2014 Vegas Awards bathroom and instead pressed onto his bladder?

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool are patrolling out late one evening when Doc Ock strikes. Can Deadpool help Spider-Man before it's too late?

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    Shane Hollander loves his boyfriend, he does. But he might also have a slight crush on his straight roommate Ilya. When he "accidentally" sends Ilya a picture of him wearing his boyfriend's (now ex-boyfriend, the cheating bastard) favorite pair of panties on him, he isn't expecting the response he gets. Will taking a chance on chemistry work in Shane's favor?

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    Ilya accidentally texts Shane, who he believes to be the pretty girl he met at the club the night before, and they entertain one another on a lonely Friday night.

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    Shane Hollander is a firefighter, and beer league hockey player in his limited free time, who prides himself on abiding by fire safety and protocol. Even if one particular attractive man makes him want to abandon his rulebook out of sheer frustration.

    Ilya Rozanov is a veterinarian who has had a non-emergency popcorn bag related fire that brought him the cutest, most prey looking man he’s ever seen and he simply must have him.

    And somehow they keep bumping into one another? Almost as if their friends know what’s happening and are manipulating them like puppets so they can fall in love and adopt five dogs?

    Or the Firefighter Shane x Veterinarian Ilya AU

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    "I'm Shane. Shane Hollander. You'd probably eventually figure that out so might as well be upfront about it." His hand twitches where he still has it curled into a ball on his thigh. "I've never done anything like this before and I'm not sure exactly what this is. Are you interested in making out or?"

    A snort has him glaring as the stranger pulls back. "No Shane Hollander," he draws the vowels out in a delicious way, "I do not wish to make out. If you want to suck my dick on this dirty bathroom floor, I will let you though."

    or

    Montreal Voyageur Shane meets long haul Trucker Ilya while trapped in a dive bar outside Buffalo during a terrible hurricane and gives him a blowjob in the bathroom. Also experiences real desire for the first time.

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    Shane is planning a surprise for Ilya for their fifth wedding anniversary but he won't give Ilya any hints. He's a little worried it might end up being too much, but don't fear Shane! Ilya will love it.

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    Shane and Ilya host a small Father’s Day gathering for all of their closest teammates and the night devolves into an age old game of Never Have I Ever.

    A prompt is proposed that Ilya has done but Shane hasn’t and this leads to questions, curiosities and concerns. Until Shane asks for what he wants and is happily indulged by his husband.

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    J.J. is just a good friend who wants Shane to be happy. Hayden is a friend who should know better than to disrespect Shane's boyfriend (especially since he's the only one who knows who it is).

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    Ilya Rozanov is turning thirty-five. His mother, Irina, died at thirty-four. Ilya has some conflicted feelings about this information and Shane picks up on it.

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    It's a trap, he knows this. This would be crossing a line that neither of them wanted to ever cross, but god did it piss him off that Rozanov found this amusing.

     

    He glares darkly at Rozanov. "I want you off my fucking bed, you freak. You really enjoy torturing me this much you would jerk off on my bed just to piss me off? What do you expect me to do."

    or the college roommates enemies au where Shane finds Ilya jerking off on his bed and they fuck it out

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    "Hollander?" Ilya's gritty voice calls from where Shane holds the phone out in front of himself. Eyes wide as he grasps the fact that he has answered the call, Shane brings the phone to his ear.

    "Yeah." His voice sounds like sandpaper grating against rough metal sheeting; prickly and uncontrolled volume. ""m here."

    "You sent me voice note telling me to go fuck myself? Are you drunk?" There isn't concern in Ilya's voice but there is a twinge of something similar. Interest? Perhaps amusement? Shane is unable to decipher the reasoning as to why Ilya Rozanov decided to call him after being sent a recording of horny wrath. He's not sure he wants to understand what is going through Rozanov's head.

    Or Shane goes home alone after the Club with Rose, is so horny but isn't able to get himself off and Ilya has to walk him through it.

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    ""Is it weird to produce a lot of precum"

    The cursor blinks impatiently for Shane to type enter. Finger hovering over the laptop keyboard. Eyes moving rapidly across the screen, heart rate ticking up. A deep breath and then he presses the elusive key."

    or Shane's previous hookups have told him he gets "too wet" and he's doing everything he can to hold onto Ilya.

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    Their evening was supposed to end with some good old fashioned sex not Ilya having a mental breakdown about a cancer patient who resembled his deceased mother.

    Or

    Shane takes care of his baby following a highly emotional evening of having to pretend to be okay.

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    Shane wakes up alone on his birthday wondering where his husband could have run off too.

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    Ilya gives Shane three birthday orgasms without fucking him and one where he fucks him deeply.

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    "When anxious, Shane's palms become unbearably itchy. His at home shower routine has adapted to include copious amounts of moisturizing lotion to combat how his skin has become volatile, side effect of a new anxiety medication. Applying the lotion, he meticulously starts with his feet, working up past his ankles and legs, to his hips, then his stomach and chest, ending at his neck and behind his ears. It's methodical; intentionally repetitive for the sake of control, order. And yet, when anxiety rears her ugly head, placing stones in his stomach and trapping air in his lungs, his palms itch. So he scratches."

    Shane Hollander doesn't like when he feels out of control. He likes even less feeling like a burden. Ilya Rozanov doesn't see him as that.

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    Shane Hollander, a twenty seven year old Omega, wants a pup terribly bad. The Alphas he's been with all eventually decide he's too much work; his heats have been irregular since he debuted his designation. After Luke dumped him last year, Shane made the ultimate decision to be artificially inseminated. Following the proper channels, making the appropriate calls and filing the correct paperwork has led to this moment; his insemination from a doctor.

    It's not his fault his doctor is a sexy, tall blonde Russian who accidentally triggers his heat.

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    Shane Hollander is not a virgin. He has had sex. He just hasn't had sex with a man before. He isn't even attracted to men and he is especially not attracted to Ilya Rozanov.

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