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So, this is Love. by write_the_impossible
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Stray Kids (Band)
20 Nov 2025
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In which SKZ is relatively new to this whole polyamorous relationship thing so they go to BTS for guidance. The problem is that BTS don't really know how to deal with anything either so it's kind of a disaster. Obviously.
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- Part 5 of Texting with OT7 Bangtan
- Part 1 of Texting with OT8 SKZ
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A rewrite of my entire Skin series in one fic.
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- Part 8 of Skin
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Sungie🐿️: on today's episode of “impulsive thoughts”
Sungie🐿️: I wanted to try to break into these people’s safe, but Chan hyung wouldn’t let me
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- Part 3 of Texting with OT8 SKZ
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He and Minho have an amazing friend group who have supported them and helped them through thick and thin. They’ve surrounded themselves with amazing people and Seungmin feels lucky to be able to call all of them his best friends. Seungmin also has eyes though. Obviously, Seungmin and Minho’s friends are amazing people, but they are all also extremely hot.
Or: Seungmin wants Minho to fuck him in front of their friends. Who is Minho to deny his pretty baby?
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Minnie: I’m pretty sure this conversation has gotten us put on some kind of list with the government.
TaeTae: I’m sure we were already on some kind of list with the government anyway.
TaeTae: Remember last month when Kookie taught us about Elizabeth Bathory being kind of sort of a vampire?
Or Kookie just wants to know how many people you have to kill to become a serial killer, ok?
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- Part 4 of Texting with OT7 Bangtan
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“Can you teach me about sex?” Felix asks and Chan starts choking on air. It takes a minute for him to calm down his breathing and he's beet red when he makes eye contact with a wide-eyed Felix.
“What?” Chan rasps and Felix takes a calming breath.
“Can you...teach me...about sex?” Felix asks and Chan nearly chokes again. He wasn't expecting Felix to ask him something like this when he said he wanted to talk.
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Super Original Text Fic 2: SKZ Edition by write_the_impossible
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
27 Sep 2020
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Chan: Ok. Who. TF. is missing?
Changbin: What are you talking about Channie??
Minho: and why are you texting us?? we're literally right here beside you.
Chan: No no no, everyone is not right here beside me, so again, who. tf. is missing?
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After a trip to the mall, Chan notices some things (read: people) are missing and texts the GC to find out who. Now W00jin free!!
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- Part 2 of Texting with OT8 SKZ
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“Ok, wait, wait, wait, are you telling me that every time Namjoonie hyung sneezes, he's going to turn into a bat?” As if to answer that question, Namjoon sneezes and promptly turns into a bat only to land on his shoulder right after. “Ok, that answers that,”
AKA Namjoon gets a vampire cold and everyone is forced to deal with it.
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- Part 8 of Supernatural Bangtan Adventures!
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“You're willing to pay a complete and total stranger $1,400 just to get your mom off your back about marriage?” Chan summarizes and Felix nods.
“Is that a bad thing?” Felix asks and Chan lets out an incredulous laugh.
“I could be a serial killer,” Chan points out.
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In which Felix is in love with all of his bandmates and finds out that they're all keeping a secret from him.
A.K.A The story where I write rare pairs and ot8 just because.
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Halloween in the Supernatural Bangtan household.
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- Part 7 of Supernatural Bangtan Adventures!
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Kiss Me Quick (But Make It Last). by write_the_impossible
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 Sep 2018
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The first night they'd laid together was after a particularly bad fight between Namjoon and his wife.
Alternatively; Jeongguk babysits for Namjoon and Namjoon fucks him behind his wife's back.
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He remembers waking up this morning. Maybe. Was it this morning? How long has he even been out? Anyway, he remembers waking up in the morning surrounded by warmth. Hoseok and Jimin were clinging to him like koalas in their sleep so he wiggled out of the bed as quietly as he could. He remembers getting everything ready for him to go to his morning class. Then he remembers the argument he had with Seokjin.
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Namjoon gets kidnapped and Yoongi and Seokjin have to face old demons.
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- Part 3 of Mafiosos and Exams.
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You Look So Comfortable (In My Skin). by write_the_impossible
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Jul 2018
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The boys are back after a month of being away from Namjoon and they all definitely missed each other.
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- Part 2 of Mafiosos and Exams.
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College student Namjoon with his Gang banger boyfriends.
“We're dating a fucking psychopath, Namjoonie. Today, he shot a guy because he smiled at him,” Seokjin says as Namjoon grabs their hands and leads them both to the couch to sit.
“He didn't smile at me, he smirked at me; there's a difference. And I shot him in the leg because he was a cocky son of a bitch who deserved it. At least he's still alive,” Yoongi says pulling Namjoon down into his lap with a wide smile.Series
- Part 1 of Everyone Loves Namjoon.
- Part 1 of Mafiosos and Exams.
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You're a (Real) Wizard, Jimin. by write_the_impossible for Soiree1994
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 May 2018
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Seokjin has a wizard cold. It's not a normal cold, of course, it's the type of cold that makes his magic far from reliable. For example; when he sneezes, Jeongguk gets sent to some far off lake or pond or other bodies of water that he has to try to not drown in.
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Seokjin gets a wizard cold and, to everyone's surprise, Jimin is the one who helps fix everything.
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- Part 6 of Supernatural Bangtan Adventures!
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Jeongguk reads fan fiction, Namjoon has a great refractory period, Jimin has a top 10 list, Jin just wants to buy food, Yoongi has nice legs, Hoseok is a weak man, and Taehyung is a tease. That's the whole fic.
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- Part 3 of Texting with OT7 Bangtan
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It's Taehyung's birthday so of course the boys have to have an orgy
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- Part 2 of Texting with OT7 Bangtan
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Texts between Poly BTS because why not.
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- Part 3 of BTS Group Drabbles
- Part 1 of Texting with OT7 Bangtan
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You Put The Die In Aphro(die)siac. by write_the_impossible for Saitama_lover
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
06 Dec 2017
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Seokjin hasn't slept with the guys for a while so they give him a magical aphrodisiac. It all goes the way you'd expect it to.
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- Part 5 of Supernatural Bangtan Adventures!