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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    The trio is: a war orphan in Slytherin who's survival means nothing if it's not with his friends; a muggleborn in Ravenclaw who's shaping up to the brightest wix of her generation; and a sixth son in Hufflepuff who's willing to face his fears for his crew.

    And Theo is paranoid and Sue is angry and Susan is Susan, which is to say terrifying.

    And of all the people Harry had to pick to help him with this, he had to pick Snape?

    Or: Second year means more friends, more enemies, and a gigantic goddamn snake.

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    22 Nov 2025

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    To the girl with the bushy hair and the hungry mind, the Hat says RAVENCLAW;

    To the boy with the scar and the ask of otherwise, the Hat says SLYTHERIN;

    To the sixth son who has already chosen the two others, from a chance encounter on a train, the Hat says HUFFLEPUFF;

    and Flitwick is delighted and Sprout is intrigued and Snape is resigned, to say the least.

    Or: Perhaps the trio is inevitable everywhere, but in this variation, none of them are in Gryffindor, and they do their best to build things anyway.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    When he arrives at Hogwarts, Harry Potter is not at all the boy everyone wants him to be. Harry does not speak, he does not make eye contact, he does not cast spells, he makes no magic at all. Not until he explodes in a hurricane of Dark magic, nearly leveling the entire Forbidden Forest with his uncontrollable fury.

    Dumbledore and the professors of Hogwarts are horrified.

    As the parasitic magic continues to consume the shy and skittish Boy Who Lived, it becomes up to his reluctant Head of House, Severus Snape, to determine exactly what’s wrong with the boy he loathes so very much — before it is too late.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    When he grabs Vox again, Vox doesn't come easy—he lashes out blindly with claws and rakes them across Val's cheek, opening a thin gash, and Val grunts as he seizes both of Vox's wrists with his two lower hands and takes hold of Vox's shoulders with his upper ones. Sparks prickle against his skin, sharp and biting, but Vox isn't trying to electrocute him—he's just vibrating like one large livewire, overloading just like the machine beside them.

    "No—no, don't fucking—you can't—"

    Vox struggles, jerking against Val's grip, breath coming in desperate, labored gasps. Val doesn't let go. Because that was never really the question, was it?

    There is no world in which Val lets him go.

    Or: Valentino handles Vox's crashout a little differently.

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    20 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Very helpful house-elves

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    19 Nov 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 52

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    Very helpful goblins

    Or, Harry's Adventures in Tropeland

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    19 Nov 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 29

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    A crack-ish canon retelling with as many fanon tropes as I can remember to cram into it

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    19 Nov 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 52

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    Very few people knew that Howard Stark discovered Steve Rogers’ ship shortly after his son’s sixteenth birthday. Of those involved, only one was HYDRA.
    One was enough.

    Steve and Tony meet under vastly different circumstances. Whether it’ll change things for the better is for the historians to debate.

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    18 Nov 2025

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    What comes first: the hero or the prophecy?
    Adrian Potter, popular Hogwarts student and infamous Boy-Who-Lived, is thirteen years old when he learns the truth. He is thirteen years old when he chooses. A year later, so does Harry. [Gryffindor, after all, wasn’t the Sorting Hat’s first choice for either Potter twin.]

    Or: For sixteen years, the Potters fool the entire Wizarding World. And maybe even themselves.

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    18 Nov 2025

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    Samuel Dalton was a complete fiction, of course, but that didn't mean that when Sam Reich snuck back upstairs to get tied up in the “out of order” bathroom, the Sam that remained on the monitor, laughing at the contestants, was a pre-recording. And if Brennan, Siobhan and Lou had snorted at the idea of a time-travelling evil magician great-grandfather (for good reason), going in with the actual truth of the matter would have sounded like jumping the shark.
    It sounded bizarre, but the time travel bit was the only part about his new partner in crime that was confirmably real. Admittedly, the jury was still out on “evil”—he gave off a weird vibe at times, but so far, no lines had been crossed, and it had all been funny as hell—so for now, Sam was willing to roll with it. But perhaps most surprisingly, there wasn’t even the possibility of blood relation between Samuel Dalton Reich and the guy who had shown up out of the blue one day with his exact face and a plan to really fuck around with things on Game Changer.
    Yeah, the whole alien thing had really ruled out that particular prospect.
    or:
    game changer gets somewhat more dangerous when sam's doppelganger turns up with ideas.

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    18 Nov 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 5

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    “It’s you, and it’s me.”
    Sam’s breathless. His head is spinning, tilting off its stable axis. It’s everything he’s ever wanted.
    Or: an alternate ending to season seven.

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    17 Nov 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 1

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    17 Nov 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 1

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    Brennan's drag look is a problem.

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    17 Nov 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 1

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    Brennan makes a mistake.

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    17 Nov 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 85

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    After a disastrous Extermination Day, Alastor and Husk decide to go back in time to kill Vox. Only it's not that easy. Between keeping their past selves safe, avoiding exorcist angels, and hunting the Television Demon, they might have their work cut out for them. If they don't have it cut out for each other first.

    The first part gives character introductions at points before All-In begins. You don't need to read them to enjoy this story, but they do add a smidge of context and flavor. Recommended but not required.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    “Parker?” Chao asked gently from the other side of the table. “Did you want to get out of the sink?”

    Peter shook his head sadly.

    “Okay,” Chao said.

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    16 Nov 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 50

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    Velvette sticks around only long enough to laugh at Vox’s face. After she goes the way of Val, all he’s got left is a killer fucking headache, the smell of vodka permeating his suit…

    And Alastor, grinning like a smug fucking cat meme in one of Valentino’s salon chairs, legs crossed as primly as any princess’s. Apparently whatever camaraderie he and Vox’s so-called goons have been developing, it doesn’t extend far enough to stop them from ditching his ass to Vox’s temper.

    And, fuck, is Vox in a temper.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    “You are under the influence of aphrodisiacs,” Alastor surmises.

    Vox rolls his eyes. “Yep.”

    “And Valentino is expecting you to use me to relieve that.”

    “Yep.”

    “But you are not planning on raping me?”

    Vox flinches. “The fuck? Of course not! I mean—” His flush brightens. “I could. Don’t think I couldn’t, or wouldn’t. I will have whoever I want, baby! But that’s not the sort of win I want over you. I know it wouldn’t break you, and that’s no fun. And you’d hate it.”

    “I think that is rather the point,” Alastor says, slowly, like he’s talking to an idiot.

    Valentino is fed up with Vox obsessing over their captive but not following through and decides to push the issue by drugging him. It changes nothing, and everything.

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    14 Nov 2025

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    Puss in Boots was no longer the self absorbed selfish hero after the adventure in the Dark Woods. But his habit of throwing away his life is one he has yet to shake off. Death has his work cut out for him.

    [Or 5 times Death helps Puss + 1 time he does not]

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    14 Nov 2025

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    “My, such lofty demands," Muerte purrs. "And what do I get in return? More power? Riches? What do you have that you could possibly offer me?”

    Puss’ face burns a humiliating red.

    “My hand,” Puss says. “I offer you my hand.”

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    14 Nov 2025

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