yeetinglaozu
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local healer traumatizes whole school; more at 10 by yeetinglaozu
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Jun 2025
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Recovery Girl has an intern.
He has green bushy hair, viridian eyes, freckles on his cheeks, a kind smile, and a quirk that requires you to be half-dead in order for you to be healed completely.
The majority of the UA body fears him while Chiyo Shuuzenji is just happy that there’s a significant decrease in injured students and staff coming to the infirmary.
(In which, Izuku’s quirk is the same as Yosano Akiko’s ability Thou Shalt Not Die from Bungo Stray Dogs. Shenanigans ensue.)
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Priam owns a book cafè and his customers aren't really the usual ones you'd expect. Sometimes there's bloodshed, sometimes there's a rift in space and time, sometimes he can't understand the orders spoken in ancient tongue.
But he always, always serves his customers with a smile. If they deserve it.
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(A story of a local cafè owner minding his own business and not getting involved in whatever bizzare shit he witnesses. It helps, because his customers appreciate a person who doesn't flinch at the sight of one of them shoving a spoon in their companion's eye.)
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tell me why your hands are cold by marsike
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
10 Nov 2025
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After the spell that erased him from everyone’s memory, Peter Parker wakes up to rain, rot, and rats the size of housecats. This isn’t Queens. This isn’t New York. This is Gotham—a city from the comic books that feels like it was designed to chew people up and spit out what’s left.
With no Karen, no Avengers, no May, and no way home, Peter scrambles to survive in a city where even the shadows have teeth. As Peter tries to keep his head down, find a way to survive, and dodge a family of vigilantes who really don’t like metas (or so he thinks), he discovers Gotham isn’t all monsters and maniacs. Some of them wear masks. Some of them might even understand what it means to be young and carrying way too much.
Or: Spider-Man gets dropped in Gotham, grief in his chest, quips on his tongue, and finds a new kind of family—whether he’s ready for it or not.
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Bookmarked by yeetinglaozu
13 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
13. Peter in Gotham. They think he's an alien and Karen is doing weird horror-shit levels in the Bat's eyes.
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The Demon’s Oblivious Lover by Passing_Ghost_Friend
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2025
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Zhúzhī-láng runs into a researcher looking for demonic plants and animals who helps him. And helps him out again when in his smaller snake form.
He is determined to repay Shen Yuan’s kindness.
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Shen Yuan is having the time of his life while searching for the actual good parts of the Proud Immortal Demon Way which are most of the interesting plants that are mostly used for wife plots.
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Ouroboros by ParueCake (MiraEyeteeth)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Oct 2025
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into Proud Immortal Demon Way as Zhuzhi-Lang, and decides that he is going to devote his new life to Team Heavenly Demon.
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Snow Hugs by alicecrow6
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Feb 2025
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into Linguang-jun
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- Part 1 of Snow Hugs, Alternate Universes
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30 Sep 2025
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Dance in the Dusk by sareyen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Nov 2025
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“You don’t even count as human, and you still want to become an immortal? You’ve missed the optimal time to begin cultivating – what can you become? Even if you muddle along with him, that charlatan Wu Yanzi, he isn’t even guaranteed to want you.”
Shen Jiu growled, wrenching out of Qiu Jianluo’s grip to hurl an ink stone at him. He missed.
Shen Jiu saw the change in Qiu Jianluo’s face instantly, the man’s hand rising up and blocking out the glow of candlelight. His towering shadow was Qiong Qi given flesh.
Shen Jiu’s body froze instinctively as he readied himself for a blow.
But it never came, because when Shen Jiu managed to look up, all he could see was a man’s broad back swathed in black robes, his grip tight around Qiu Jianluo’s wrist.
“Qiu-gongzi, what could ever make you think that a charlatan like me wouldn’t want this boy as his disciple?”
Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into Wu Yanzi’s body and gets followed around by a feral teenager called Shen Jiu… who is kind of obsessed with him.
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Bookmarked by yeetinglaozu
23 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
18. Shen Yuan as Wu Yanzi and Shen Jiu is his obssessed disciple.