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Christmas Lights
Nothing looks as sad
As Christmas lights in the rain
During wintertime.
Power Outage
The wind blows strongly,
Knocking out all the power.
Go get a flashlight!
Washed Away
The snow on the ground
Is washed away by the rain.
None of it is left.
Winter Diamonds
The sun is shining.
The snow below is sparkling
Like winter diamonds.
Writing in the Dark
The power went out.
I am writing this haiku
In total darkness.
High Winds
The high winds are strong.
Trees are swaying back and forth.
Let’s hope they don’t fall.
Grey Skies
The skies are all grey.
The clouds cover up the sun.
Such dreary weather.
Black Ice
Walking on the road
Can be very dangerous
Due to the black ice.
Sunshine
Going for a walk.
Getting my vitamin D
From the sun above.
Spring Is Coming
Spring will be here soon.
The birds in the trees will sing.
The flowers will bloom.
Job Applications
Trying to focus.
Writing job applications
Is so tedious.
Tree Branches
There are tree branches
Lying all over the yard,
Knocked down by strong winds.
Snowfall
Little flakes of snow
Slowly falling through the air,
Landing on the ground.
Valentine's Day
Discount chocolate
After Valentine’s Day is
The very best part.
Shoveling Snow
Shoveling the snow,
Not the most fun thing to do
But it must be done.
Warm Temperatures
Warm temperatures
Are causing the snow to melt.
Everything is wet.
Doing Laundry
The huge laundry pile
Never seems to get lower
Despite the washing.
Lazy Day
Just hanging around
And doing nothing at all.
It’s a lazy day.
Sadistic Dentist
Wearing masks and gloves
As I cause pain to patients.
I sure love my job.
Reading Fanfiction
Reading fanfiction
Is something I do sometimes.
I ignore the smut.
Extermination
The killings will be
Slow and extremely painful.
No one will be spared.
Evergreen Trees
Whether spring or fall,
Evergreen trees stay the same,
Keeping their colour.
Clouds
Fluffy white cotton
Floating high up in the sky
But made of water.
Sailboat
Floating on the sea,
Catching the wind in its sails
To keep moving on.
Blowing Snow
Snow blows through the air,
Creating a thick grey wall.
I can hardly see.
Snow Piles
The snow lands in piles
Seven centimetres high,
Not good for driving.
Cell Phone Upgrade
I need a new phone.
My current one will soon be
Just obsolete tech.
Masquerade
A mask hides my face
As I dance with a beauty
At the palace ball.