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    Wade’s eyes are wild and excited, he has something planned that he hasn’t let on about, “Remember what we talked about last week?”

    Peter groans and turns, taking off his jacket and shoes, “For fucks sake, no Wade, for the last fucking time. I’m not making a sex tape with you in costume.” Every fucking week for months, he’s been asking this.

    Wade grabs at his wrist with a huff, “No, the other thing. I mean, unless you’d change your mind.”

    He doesn’t even acknowledge the comment, “What other thing babe?”

    “I want you,” he holds Peter’s hands in both of his, “to put a baby in me.”

    Oh. Oh, that.

    (Title from Whatta Man by Salt-N-Pepa)

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    His one chance to get away was there.

    He couldn’t just let it slip through his fingers.

    His whole life he’s been told that his pack was the best it’s ever going to get for him. That omegas are treated like cows and murdered on sight outside of his pack. That them enslaving him was doing him a favor. That the horrors that lurk in the open forest are far worse than any of the abuse he’s suffered.

    They told him that if he were to escape his home, if he’s not immediately ripped apart by rogues, the Alpha King’s army would surely have his head.

    ~~~

    Peter Parker, an omega slave to his pack, runs away from the abuse to end up in the deadly hands of the Alpha King. Will he make it out alive? Is the King really as cruel as everyone says?

    Spoiler: He’s not;)

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    Omega!Peter is tired of spending heats alone. Being Spider-man means keeping secrets, which means none of his Alpha!friends can “help” because he can’t control his super strength or...webs... mid heat, which means Peter suffers through heat by himself and that is fun for literally no one.

    Alpha!Wade hasn’t been with an Omega since before his mutation. Any physical contact these days only happens after he’s paid someone to deal with his mess, emotional support or even basic conversation is something he barely remembers and when he’s not on a job, Wade stays home alone, alone and alone.

    There’s plenty of sites meant to bring Alphas and Omegas together, but neither Peter nor Wade are looking for a relationship. Peter needs something to help him through the hardest parts of heats and Wade is so desperate for someone to talk to that he’s fine never meeting up or even trading pictures. Matched up on a website, Peter and Wade start chatting and inevitably, things start to change between them.

    When Peter realizes he’s never lonely when he’s talking to Wade, he asks the Alpha to meet face to face...

    ...but what happens when Wade’s answer is “No”?

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    Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU

    To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.

    Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.

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    Peters has fangs now. Sure, whatever, his life is weird enough already, but when he discovers that he also produces venom, it becomes a whole new problem. How will he figure out what exactly his new fangs are capable of? How is he supposed to fight the urge not to bite every criminal he comes across?
    Plus, as if he didn’t already have his hands full, a mercenary called Deadpool is insisting on joining him during all his patrols. Peter’s life is a nightmare, and all he wants is something to chew on.

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    [Prompt] Peter still blushes whenever Wade says 'I love you' even after years of dating

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    Peter Parker is drowning in student loan debt and rent payments and bills and just general woes that accompany capitalism. He decides to put his spider abilities to good use and learns to dance. On a pole. In a strip club. While stripping. He finds a new part of himself, and falls for his favorite client who is always respectful, always tips well, and definitely has a Spider-Man fetish.

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    Wade wakes Peter up for some fun time with one of his favorite toys.

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    ‘Okay, come on, you have to think about this rationally,’ Peter thinks to himself and it’s not that he can’t reason his reaction out, it’s not that he can’t listen to his own advice, it’s that he doesn’t want to.

    Peter gets hit by sex pollen. Deadpool helps out. That should be the end of it.

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    "Oh my God. I told you my name. I told you my name. Oh God."

    It's lucky the alley by the coffee shop is empty, because Peter is about to hyperventilate.

    "Well yeah, technically you did, sure. But you really think I found your address and real phone number and didn't manage to catch your name, too?"

    Oh yeah, there's the panic attack.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    Wade accidentally reveals that he knows more about Peter than he's let on, and decides tit for tat will make them even.

    Once Peter catches on, he makes sure he gets what he's properly owed (in his own awkward way).

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    “Holy shit,” Deadpool murmurs. He’s leaning heavily against Peter, his bulk pinning him to the brick wall. That wouldn’t normally be enough to keep Peter in place — super-strength, and all — but he has a gun pressed to Peter’s jaw, which does the trick. “Are you into this, Webs?”

    Or: Peter has a problem. For some reason, the perfect cocktail of fear and adrenaline never fails to turn him on.

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    “Fuck.” Spider-Man groans at his newfound space. They’ve been in the vent for about an hour and his legs are probably cramped. His head sways dangerously forward and before it can hit its unintended target Wade gets his head in a death grip, holding him in a way that makes his brain briefly whiteout.

    “Careful. That’s my dick.” Wade says and Spider-Man freezes.

     

    Wade is trapped an air vent with Spider-Man who inexplicably cannot stop asking truth or dare questions about how Wade likes to get blown.

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    Alpha!Peter and Omega!Wade become friends and end up spending more and more time together. Over time, Peter’s apartment becomes their unofficial clubhouse filled with blankets, soft pillows, the perfect mattress, and more for their long nights playing video games or bonding over takeout. A surprise visit from Aunt May brings some tough and unexpected questions to the forefront: How dare Peter not tell her that he had a mate? And why on earth did they make their nest in the living room, of all places? Will the heroes face their feelings in time for Wade’s next heat? Maybe it’ll be... close enough.

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    “I already have an escape plan,” Deadpool says. He grabs Peter’s wrist, raises it above his head, and then digs his thumb into Peter’s spinneret.

    Or: Peter gets bitten by a spider, immediately runs into Deadpool, and later keeps running into him, but as Spider-Man. Also, spinnerets. Okay, mainly: spinnerets.

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    Thumbing at the swollen glands in his wrists, seeking relief from how sore they are, Pete heads back to the bedroom. He has just enough wherewithal left in his foggy brain to remember to flick on the scent neutralizing diffusers all through the little apartment. He doesn’t produce anywhere near enough silk to operate as Spider-Man, and what he does produce is released far too slowly to be of any use...but for this, it works for this. It hurts a little, a stinging pull, the scent glands in his wrists red and puffy, exacerbated by the passing of the silk.

    The nest smells so intensely of Pete, it fills the whole walk in with an overbearingly cloying scent. It's not like a normal Omega scent, not enticing, it doesn't cry out to be bred. It's a warning, tells predators that what's inside is hostile and to be avoided. Smells like danger and the promise of death.

    Pete gave up fighting this instinct on his second heat. His brain is telling him that he should be making a nest, that he should want soft things, that he should want to be in bed or in a blanket fort or some other sort of nest made of familiar things that all the other, normal Omega’s want.

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    When Peter Parker gets bitten by a radioactive spider (for the second time, since apparently he didn't learn his lesson) he undergoes a strange second mutation. Left with eight eyes and a ridiculous amount of body hair, he must learn to cope with his new transformation and new powers. Good thing Wade Wilson is there to help him out.
    (Inspired by tumblr artist Polarspaz).

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    Exactly what it says on the tin. Your standard Four Times / One Time fic. Expect cute snuggles, pancakes, Dogpool kisses and a grumpy Tony.

    Warnings for a slight mention of PTSD/Night Terrors.

    But mostly everything's sugar, Baby.

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    Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"

    ~*~*~

    "So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"

    Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."

    Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"

    "Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."

    Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."

    ~*~*~

    Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.

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    Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.

    Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.

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